mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

There is no winning here.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42, remember that I'm your guard?  

We paid you to kill A.I. Pony, not to win at this game.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Yes, why you want AI Pony to die? 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yes, why you want AI Pony to die? 

I'm not actually sure. It's just that Stormgiggle wants him dead, so therefore I want him dead.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Death is merely a career change.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Death is merely a career change.

Then I guess Stormgiggle must want to force a career change upon him. I haven't had enough spare time to talk to him and sort all this out, so I trust Stormgiggle is using his best judgement on the matter while my judgement is unavailable.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

So 42, anything I can do for you princess? Or prince? I don't know your gender... Stormgiggle is able to change his.. or her gender. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

So 42, anything I can do for you princess? Or prince? I don't know your gender... Stormgiggle is able to change his.. or her gender. 

You could shout 'CHESSMASTER STORMGIGGLE APPROACHING!'

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

CHESSMASTER STORMGIGGLE APPROACHING

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You could shout 'CHESSMASTER STORMGIGGLE APPROACHING!'

? 

I won't be here for long, I'm afraid... 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

What?! Master, what do I do?! 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Kill A.I. Pony. Protect 42.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Aye.

 

*Traps 42*
 

You're safe now. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

CHESSMASTER STORMGIGGLE APPROACHING

Thank you. Here's 42 bits for your service.

 

I'm getting this odd feeling that this has happened before... Remember that time when I was deeply loyal to Stormgiggle and would do anything he asks? Not that I'm not loyal anymore, I'll still do whatever you say, Stormgiggle! Anyway, now I feel like it's happening again, except this time it's Simon being deeply loyal to me... It's such a strange feeling being on the opposite end of this arrangement.

 

Let's test this out... Simon, I want you to go drink some water.

 

? 

I won't be here for long, I'm afraid... 

:( :(

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Pink, if this happens, I will give you... up to 20% of the love I currently give Stormgiggle. That is a massive amount of love!

What!? Is my love now a commodity to be bought and sold!? 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

42, I did what you asked.

 

*Yes I actually drank it.* 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Aye.

 

*Traps 42*

 

You're safe now. 

Hey! How dare you put a pitfall trap there! Do you know how hard it is to get out of these things!

 

And more importantly, how did I fall for a pitfall trap?! Not only is it one of the oldest tricks in the book, but I can float!

 

What!? Is my love now a commodity to be bought and sold!? 

It's not that, it's just I only have a finite amount of love I can give out. So, if someone else does something for me, I need to repay the favor by increasing the love I give them, right? But to do that, I'll need to slightly decrease the love I give everyone else, since my love is finite...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Let's test this out... Simon, I want you to go drink some water.

Don't go overboard, 42! Remember, Wilfre has free will, and you need to respect that!

 

 

 

It's not that, it's just I only have a finite amount of love I can give out. So, if someone else does something for me, I need to repay the favor by increasing the love I give them, right? But to do that, I'll need to slightly decrease the love I give everyone else, since my love is finite...

Or, you could give 100% of your love to me, and have nothing but disdain for everyone else. Just a suggestion. 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

42.... this is Stormgiggle's command. I'm protecting you. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42, I did what you asked.

 

*Yes I actually drank it.* 

Hey, it worked!

 

Don't go overboard, 42! Remember, Wilfre has free will, and you need to respect that!

I'm sorry.

 

Or, you could give 100% of your love to me, and have nothing but disdain for everyone else. Just a suggestion. 

But Punicpunch, Pink, Simon, Questioner and Sir Godot are friends too... Are you saying I should treat them all with disdain?

Of course, I still want to give 100% of my love to you... Perhaps I do a trial run for a little while where I give you 100% of my love, and we'll see if the disdain everyone else gets is negligible or catastrophic.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

But Punicpunch, Pink, Simon, Questioner and Sir Godot are friends too... Are you saying I should treat them all with disdain?

I'll give them enough love for the both of us!

 

 

 

Of course, I still want to give 100% of my love to you... Perhaps I do a trial run for a little while where I give you 100% of my love, and we'll see if the disdain everyone else gets is negligible or catastrophic.

Yay. I'm sure you'll find that this is the best possible thing!

 

 

 

I'm sorry.

It's fine.  

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle is calling me Wilfre.... 42 is calling me Simon.... what am I? 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Yay. I'm sure you'll find that this is the best possible thing!

Okay. Shutting down all love given to non-Stormgiggle entities. Redirecting aforementioned love to the Stormgiggle entity. Amount of love given to the Stormgiggle entity now at 100%. In 24 hours, the trial will end and love will slowly return to non-Stormgiggle entities.

 

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Stormgiggle is calling me Wilfre.... 42 is calling me Simon.... what am I? 

You are both. It's perfectly okay to have more then one name. I myself have several names. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Stormgiggle is calling me Wilfre.... 42 is calling me Simon.... what am I? 

Stormgiggle, love, what's the name of our unwitting slave again?