mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I had... inspiration

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Clever.

 

 

 

*Calls Applejack for backup*

  

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

This fight is rising my Mary Sue level.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Best pony would never hurt me.

*Fills Applejack with uncontrollable hatred of Punicpunch*

 

She will now! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Stormgiggle, give me magic so I can hypnotise Applejack. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

She will now!

No, not best pony... you monster! :angry:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

This fight is rising my Mary Sue level.

Why do you say that?

 

 

 

Stormgiggle, give me magic so I can hypnotise Applejack. 

Already taken care of. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Why do you say that?

Mary Sues can conjure up Deus Ex Machinas, can't they?

Edited March 8, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No, not best pony... you monster! :angry:

Muhahahahaha!

Mary Sues can conjure up Deus Ex Machinas, can't they?

No one has done anything like that! 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

 

 

     

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Muhahahahaha!

 

 

No one has done anything like that!

Nevermind then!

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Punicpunch.... before I start. I have to tell you, that I'm not fat. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

     

No! NO!

*Slashes Simon with Hooksword*

Punicpunch.... before I start. I have to tell you, that I'm not fat. 

I am aware of this.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

No! NO! *Slashes Simon with Hooksword*

*Forces Applejack to jump in front of Wilfre and take the slashes in his place* 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

*Hits Punicpunch again* 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*Forces Applejack to jump in front of Wilfre and take the slashes in his place* 

There is no way you would have the reaction time for that

 

*Hits Punicpunch again* 

*Hoof slaps Simon*

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Hoof? Hoof..? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

There is no way you would have the reaction time for that

But I did, Punicpunch. Applejack is now dead by your hoof. How does that make you feel? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Hoof? Hoof..? 

Yes...

 

I am a robotic pony, did you forget?

But I did, Punicpunch. Applejack is now dead by your hoof. How does that make you feel? 

It makes me want to stab you.

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

*Stab*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It makes me want to stab you.

:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

*Stab*

Relax, Wilfre doesn't have the power to summon Applejack like that! It was an illusion, created by me to mess with you.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Relax, Wilfre doesn't have the power to summon Applejack like that! It was an illusion, created by me to mess with you.

:okiedokielokie: :okiedokielokie: :okiedokielokie: :okiedokielokie:

 

You're being really mean

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

Excuse me master? 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

:okiedokielokie: :okiedokielokie: :okiedokielokie: :okiedokielokie:

 

You're being really mean

I need to test how combat ready you are. In combat, an enemy will try to hurt those you love. I want to prepare you for that.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,955]

:okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:  :okiedokielokie:

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I need to test how combat ready you are. In combat, an enemy will try to hurt those you love. I want to prepare you for that.

Fair enough

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Excuse me master? 

 

Wilfre, use your power to summon a giant bolder, and crush Punicpunch with it.