mega thread Last Poster Wins

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I remember those days fondly! Oh, we were so in love!  And then all that soap opera stuff happened... 

So, uh... who exactly are you married to now? I remember Woona was the one who stole you from me married you first, but now Paradox is Darkmane's father, so I don't know anymore...

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Who wants a drink?

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Change allegiance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF13PHEeJYA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoxavlPz4uo&app=desktop

What an impressive joke.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoxavlPz4uo&app=desktop

What an impressive joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLqP9UNqXrw

[Starlight Fan 538]

Sorry, but I'm now in charge of the frand cult. 

Ahem, you never asked me, the creator of the Frands?

 

We're both in charge of the Frand cult.

 

Stormgiggle, you're a rational person. I'm sure you'll make the right decisions.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Ahem, you never asked me, the creator of the Frands?

 

We're both in charge of the Frand cult.

 

Stormgiggle, you're a rational person. I'm sure you'll make the right decisions.

So... what's my role?

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So... what's my role?

 

Head Cult Advisor.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Head Cult Advisor.

Does that involve math?

[Starlight Fan 538]

So... what's my role?

The... other guy.

 

Well you're not some sort of evil, all powerful alicorn, what can I do about that?

Head Cult Advisor.

Or that. That makes sense.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

The... other guy.

 

Well you're not some sort of evil, all powerful alicorn, what can I do about that?

Or that. That makes sense.

Unfortunately, I'm not an alicorn. My true form is a green 4 and a blue 2 floating in space together. But as a pony, I look like this:

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLqP9UNqXrw

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Does that involve math?

 

No, it involves collecting the severed heads of the enemies of the cult.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

F-Fluttershy disapproves?! I can't deal with her disapproval! It's causing my emotions to crumble! Help!

No, it involves collecting the severed heads of the enemies of the cult.

Uhh... Could I hear what other jobs are available please?

[Starlight Fan 538]

Unfortunately, I'm not an alicorn. My true form is a green 4 and a blue 2 floating in space together. But as a pony, I look like this:

Sharply Dressed Pegasus.png

I'll make an evil alicorn version of you!

 

And then you, Storm and I can take over the world with frands!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'll make an evil alicorn version of you!

 

And then you, Storm and I can take over the world with frands!

I'm not too sure if I want to be an alicorn. They always seem to make poor OCs. Only Stormgiggle can pull off an alicorn form so well!

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Uhh... Could I hear what other jobs are available please?

 

There's the Lead Cult Advisor.

That's just advising Stormgiggle not to do anything stupid.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

There's the Lead Cult Advisor.

That's just advising Stormgiggle not to do anything stupid.

I WANT THAT JOB! I will always be by Stormgiggle's side, protecting her!

 

But, Stormgiggle's pretty smart. I can't imagine her trying something stupid very often...

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I WANT THAT JOB! I will always be by Stormgiggle's side, protecting her!

 

But, Stormgiggle's pretty smart. I can't imagine her trying something stupid very often...

 

What do you mean? She's always trying to kill me, kill the Arequarian King, steal the ILCD, and blow up the universe... oh yeah, and blow up the other universes as well.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

What do you mean? She's always trying to kill me, kill the Arequarian King, steal the ILCD, and blow up the universe... oh yeah, and blow up the other universes as well.

... Yes, but all those are perfectly reasonable. When has she actually tried something stupid?

[Starlight Fan 538]

What do you mean? She's always trying to kill me, kill the Arequarian King, steal the ILCD, and blow up the universe... oh yeah, and blow up the other universes as well.

That's the entire purpose of our cult in a few sentences. Why would we stop her from doing that?

Oh before I go to sleep, yes 42 you can refer to me using pronouns. ^{_{Just saying though: I'm a female. Since you don't seem to realise that. Though I wouldn't mind either way...}}

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... Yes, but all those are perfectly reasonable. When has she actually tried something stupid?

 

All of those times!

Then there was also the time when Stormgiggle ditched you for Paradox.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

That's the entire purpose of our cult in a few sentences. Why would we stop her from doing that?

Oh before I go to sleep, yes 42 you can refer to me using pronouns. ^{_{Just saying though: I'm a female. Since you don't seem to realise that. Though I wouldn't mind either way...}}

Oh, sorry. It's hard to tell at a glance what gender people are. I'll always refer to Times- I mean, you, as a she now!

 

All of those times!

Then there was also the time when Stormgiggle ditched you for Paradox.

Clarification: She ditched me for Woona. I'm unsure of how she ended up with Paradox from that, but she never ditched me for Paradox.

Edited August 8, 2015 by FortyTwo42

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

I do, actually. How'd you figure that out?

If your awake, I found a song that counters your favorite song to use

 

Edited August 8, 2015 by CinnamonPop

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I'll make an evil alicorn version of you!

 

And then you, Storm and I can take over the world with frands!

Okay, I saved you the effort of turning my pony form into an alicorn:

[Aadelrun 284]

Win  :comeatus: