mega thread Last Poster Wins

[ExplosionMare 18,090]

*the sound of a hundred bicycle bells ring in the distance*

[CypherHoof 26,483]

It'll be those fat bottomed girls who are riding today....

[ExplosionMare 18,090]

I just saw a commercial for a new Minions fart gun but the parents were playing with it instead of the kids

[CypherHoof 26,483]

  On 2020-11-07 at 11:35 PM, ExplosionMare said:

I just saw a commercial for a new Minions fart gun but the parents were playing with it instead of the kids

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presumably the same as was released for all three gru movies, but possibly with a slightly different shade of plastic?

still want a boogie robot not a cookie robot though

[ExplosionMare 18,090]

  On 2020-11-07 at 11:56 PM, CypherHoof 🐎 said:

presumably the same as was released for all three gru movies, but possibly with a slightly different shade of plastic?

still want a boogie robot not a cookie robot though

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It was similar to the ones previously made only it shot out a visible cloud of air

[CypherHoof 26,483]

"This ain't a jelly gun, sunshine"

[Flutterstep 47,130]

Strawberries are nicer though 

[Nsxile 27,378]

  On 2020-11-08 at 11:40 AM, Flutterstep said:

Strawberries are nicer though 

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Apples taste better 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

<nibbles on AJ>

erm, no.:)

[Nsxile 27,378]

  On 2020-11-08 at 11:58 AM, CypherHoof 🐎 said:

<nibbles on AJ>

erm, no.:)

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I think you mean yes 

[Flutterstep 47,130]

Pinkie tastes better than Applejack.

[CypherHoof 26,483]

  On 2020-11-08 at 12:14 PM, Flutterstep said:

Pinkie tastes better than Applejack.

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betting her mane tastes like candyfloss

[DubWolf 17,430]

It’s me  

[CypherHoof 26,483]

YOU taste like candyfloss?

[DubWolf 17,430]

No  .

How does candy floss taste? It doesn’t have a tongue  .

[ExplosionMare 18,090]

It has invisible taste buds somewhere 

[DubWolf 17,430]

Board

so board

[CypherHoof 26,483]

do you have a high baud rate?

[Flutterstep 47,130]

Do you have a high Maud rate?

[Nsxile 27,378]

  On 2020-11-08 at 10:17 PM, WWolf said:

Board

so board

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But are you... Game board? 

  On 2020-11-09 at 11:32 AM, Flutterstep said:

Do you have a high Maud rate?

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Yes :

[CypherHoof 26,483]

I rate Maud very highly - does that count?

(her coltfriend not so much though)

[ExplosionMare 18,090]

I don’t like her colt friend either

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Her standup comedy isn't good either. Which is sad given she has a dry humour I appreciate, but apparently that doesn't map well to performance.

[Nsxile 27,378]

  On 2020-11-09 at 1:44 PM, CypherHoof 🐎 said:

Her standup comedy isn't good either. Which is sad given she has a dry humour I appreciate, but apparently that doesn't map well to performance.

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In that case, she should do sitdown comedy instead  Also, I'm summoning @Splashee once again, for absolutely no reason  

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Fair; you don't really need a reason to summon @Splashee though. Summoning is its own reward