mega thread Last Poster Wins

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

Ah, heres the best part!

The seeds are INSTANT! I just think of the plant, then BAM! It appears.

 

Subnote: Suspend said containment box 500 yards above the floor and fill said area with lava, lava sharks and lava seals with lasers on their heads.

[Toon Richard 534]

That doesn't work! I have teleportseeds!

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

My good people, I shall return tonight!

[Toon Richard 534]

I won! And the first position of winner, I give cookies for EVERYPONY!

[Lisa 5,553]

[Toon Richard 534]

TTvTT I won.

[Crystallize 279]

Nope. I win. And no, I wasn't the accomplice. I think it was @Accellerant. Looks awfully suspicious 

Edited July 11, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Do not speak of him like that COFFEE BOY!!!!

[Crystallize 279]

Do not speak of him like that COFFEE BOY!!!!

What happens if I told you I would like to leave the A.X.E.S.?

Edited July 11, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

What happens if I told you I would like to leave the A.X.E.S.?

Then I would curl up into a ball and cry myself to sleep ;-;

 

I will personally hunt you down to the ends of the Earth and return you to your rightful place in this fair organization.

 

Because nobody else can do the job which you can do so perfectly.

[Crystallize 279]

Then I would curl up into a ball and cry myself to sleep ;-;

 

I will personally hunt you down to the ends of the Earth and return you to your rightful place in this fair organization.

 

Because nobody else can do the job which you can do so perfectly.

I'd take that last statement as a compliment. Thank you sir. I can guarantee you I will not leave. Now would you like me to do anything?

Edited July 11, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Perfect, the Coffee boy stays, now what is our goal for tonight?

[Crystallize 279]

Perfect, the Coffee boy stays, now what is our goal for tonight?

It feels as if this effort is for nothing. Shouldn't we expand outside of the 'Last Poster Wins' thread? We need to find more members.

Edited July 11, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

Perfect, the Coffee boy stays, now what is our goal for tonight?

 

          Well I've successfully acquired The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child, it was actually much easier than I thought. All I had to do was offer some candy, clone some organs and BAM! The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child was mine.

 

Disclaimer: No children were harmed in the cloning of The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child, the Destined Child of Ultimate Destiny™ or candy gnomes. Batteries not included

 

          Now then, we must get to the business at hand: HOW TO RECRUIT MORE ROYAL GUARDSMAN TO DEFEAT THE DEMI~GODS WHO THREATEN THE VERY FABRIC OF THIS THREAD. As of right now our membership count, while at an all time high, is quite lacking. In total, we only have five members. Now I'm not sure about 'yall, but none of us have exactly the best firepower to stop this grand threat looming on the horizon! 

 

          I have some ideas but I'm open to suggestions as to how we should increase our member count. Oh, and we must discuss how to disarm talking chunks of fruit later on tonight as well. 

Edited July 11, 2013 by Accellerant

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Do you still have your summoning mirror. If so we should summon a specialist on recruiting new members to something.

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

It feels as if this effort is for nothing. Shouldn't we expand outside of the 'Last Poster Wins' thread? We need to find more members.

 

          We should, but we have a troubling issue. The first is that we may be doing more harm than good if we were to disclose exactly what's going on within this thread. If we let the world of MLPforums know that CD and his army of evil minions were planning to overthrow MLPforums and enslave everypony he may make a move before we have enough time to react. That and there's a high chance that people will laugh at us and walk away. 

 

          Maybe we should make some propaganda posters and place them in discrete topics?

 

Do you still have your summoning mirror. If so we should summon a specialist on recruiting new members to something.

 

          Yes I do, it still works so we should be able to acquire more members. But the issue at hand is what we can do to persuade them to help our cause AND who we should attempt at summoning. 

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

          We should, but we have a troubling issue. The first is that we may be doing more harm than good if we were to disclose exactly what's going on within this thread. If we let the world of MLPforums know that CD and his army of evil minions were planning to overthrow MLPforums and enslave everypony he may make a move before we have enough time to react. That and there's a high chance that people will laugh at us and walk away. 

 

          Maybe we should make some propaganda posters and place them in discrete topics?

 

 

          Yes I do, it still works so we should be able to acquire more members. But the issue at hand is what we can do to persuade them to help our cause AND who we should attempt at summoning. 

 

CD is good at getting new members, but he's against us now so that is not going to work. But then there's the man, he's great at recruiting new members, but the whole point of this was to liberate the forums from the man. I don't know any other influential members on the fourms... wait what about Jokuc...

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

CD is good at getting new members, but he's against us now so that is not going to work. But then there's the man, he's great at recruiting new members, but the whole point of this was to liberate the forums from the man. I don't know any other influential members on the fourms... wait what about Jokuc...

 

          I've never heard of this Jokuc individual, what of yourself ? I'm all for summoning this individual to our cause but while I'm thinking of it we should also summon multiple other members while we're at it. There's no guarantee that their planar essence will properly align with the portal and they may not wish to help us anyway.

 

          I throw my hat in and suggest Sir. Flutter Hooves in accordance to Jokuc. 

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

          I've never heard of this Jokuc individual, what of yourself ? I'm all for summoning this individual to our cause but while I'm thinking of it we should also summon multiple other members while we're at it. There's no guarantee that their planar essence will properly align with the portal and they may not wish to help us anyway.

 

          I throw my hat in and suggest Sir. Flutter Hooves in accordance to Jokuc. 

 

Sir. Flutter Hooves., that is a good idea.

[Crystallize 279]

          I've never heard of this Jokuc individual, what of yourself ? I'm all for summoning this individual to our cause but while I'm thinking of it we should also summon multiple other members while we're at it. There's no guarantee that their planar essence will properly align with the portal and they may not wish to help us anyway.

 

          I throw my hat in and suggest Sir. Flutter Hooves in accordance to Jokuc. 

What about myself sir?

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

What about myself sir?

 

          Have you ever heard of this Jokuc individual and do you have any suggestions whom we should recruit to our cause who would in turn acquire more members before we start posting propaganda goodies around the forums? 

[Crystallize 279]

          Have you ever heard of this Jokuc individual and do you have any suggestions whom we should recruit to our cause who would in turn acquire more members before we start posting propaganda goodies around the forums? 

Yes I have heard of him and have encountered him here before, but I do not remember much about him. I do not have any suggestions as of now unfortunately.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Well it would seem we have two people to summon.

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

Well it would seem we have two people to summon.

 

          We shall then commence the summoning! I'd suggest wearing these lead vests I've provided. They're in NO way shape or form to protect you from radioactive waves which may spew fourth from the mirror, it's just because we look silly with them on  No seriously, wear the damn vests or you'll grow extra limbs or something 

 

          @Jokuc - @Sir.Flutter Hooves

The A.X.E.S. Have called upon you to help us in our time of need. Come to us, come and claim your legacy!!!

.... Can you hear me now?

Edited July 11, 2013 by Accellerant

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

I shall be the last poster! >