Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 (edited) Cannon pony name? Check. Unoriginal? Check. Poor MS Paint skills? Check. Too lazy to get Tumblr? Check. Looks like ask Tom is open for business. Yeah, if you've ever wanted to know what goes on in the best rock of all's head who temporarily dated the best mane 6 member, now is your chance. I'll try to keep the rock puns to a minimal, but no guarantees. I'll try to answer questions ASAP. Just don't take my answers for 'Granite'! Hardy har har, I amuse myself to no end. Alright, let the questions rollout! Edited October 6, 2011 by Twilight Sparkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple Bloom 2,933 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 How do you feel about Bloomberg? He's a very handsome tree. Signature by @Nico. Come join us for movies and more! Every Friday on Equestria.tv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ-P0n-3 37 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 Do you still like Rarity after she ditched you? Awesome sig by ProjectRKA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slendermane 477 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 Have you ever met Pinkie Pies family, the rock farmers? Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinyl Scratch 262 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 That rock Rarity found that led to her cutie mark: How are you two related? "YEAH! I'm the mayor of Jam City!" - Director Bullock (Patrick Stewart), American Dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,670 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 Are you aware Dwayne Johnson stole your name? 1 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person 151 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 Do you have any holes in you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 6, 2011 Author Share October 6, 2011 (edited) How do you feel about Bloomberg? He's a very handsome tree. We do Karaoke Friday nights. We're tight. Don't know much about him, besides the fact he has to work for a living. Do you still like Rarity after she ditched you? http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1oI later found out it was the wrong pony's house. :/ Have you ever met Pinkie Pies family, the rock farmers? Of course, I was born there! I mean, where did you think rocks came from, naturally occuring geological events, like when lava and water combine? Psht, that kind of stuff only happens in video games. That rock Rarity found that led to her cutie mark: How are you two related? Born at the same farm, so we're brothers, I guess, if rocks had genes. Alright, first four down, and give me a bit to get the other ones done! Edited October 6, 2011 by Tom the Rock 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodra 531 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 What did it feel like when you rode the two unicorns (Twi & Rarity)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinyl Scratch 262 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 How did this happen? "YEAH! I'm the mayor of Jam City!" - Director Bullock (Patrick Stewart), American Dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,670 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 (edited) How did this happen? Rarity: This isn't what I meant when I said, "Rainbow Dash ****ing rocks!" Tom: Call you again sometime. Edited October 6, 2011 by XFizzle 1 MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 6, 2011 Author Share October 6, 2011 Are you aware Dwayne Johnson stole your name? A disgrace to rocks everywhere. I need not say more. Do you have any holes in you? A horrible accident involving a Screwdriver, flamethrower, The Great and Powerful Trixie, and alcohol. Why do you ask, though I'm sure its purely for innocent reasons. What did it feel like when you rode the two unicorns (Twi & Rarity)? Best day ever! Not so much riding on Twilight though. She's not my type. How did this happen? Remember how I said I went to the wrong house by accident? Lets just leave it at that and agree never to speak of it again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BizzarePony 199 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 Do you ever feel like you've been discriminated against for your rock heratige? Brace yourself. Winter is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron 12 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 B...brother? Rot at the core always spreads outward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor XFizzle 8,670 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 Would you say this is your favorite song? MLP Forums' resident timelord, sports dilettante, and purveyor of wit and humor~*Traveling Timelord Nonpareil*~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 6, 2011 Author Share October 6, 2011 (edited) Do you ever feel like you've been discriminated against for your rock heratige? http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=N61lbhrmP40 One day though, I shall win her back. One day... B...brother? Family reunion time! Would you say this is your favorite song? http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEC04BfqMy0 Surprisingly enough, .Oh wait, me liking stuff that involves rocks is expected. So I suppose not surprisingly enough. Edited October 6, 2011 by Tom the Rock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiaaaaa 176 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 Have you ever wanted to meet a moonrock? I am asking because this is a very important question involving your future. ~Tia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 6, 2011 Author Share October 6, 2011 Have you ever wanted to meet a moonrock? I am asking because this is a very important question involving your future. ~Tia Can't think of an image to go with this question. : / Hmmm... Sure, why not? I'm sure it would be an interesting and fun experience, though I lack to see how my decision would be a very important question regarding my future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiaaaaa 176 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 Can't think of an image to go with this question. : / Hmmm... Sure, why not? I'm sure it would be an interesting and fun experience, though I lack to see how my decision would be a very important question regarding my future. It's probably best that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sageflare 278 October 6, 2011 Share October 6, 2011 How did you feel when I said we needed to split you 6 different ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 6, 2011 Author Share October 6, 2011 It's probably best that way. Hmm... That does get me thinking though... what would it be like meeting moon rocks? "Alright, I'm on the moon. Now I just need to- Curse you Zero Gravity! Well, its not so bad I suppose. I mean, it is pretty and- How did you feel when I said we needed to split you 6 different ways. You are a sick twisted individual. Normally I there's enough Tom for all the ladies, but splitting me into multiple parts? Thats just sick. Its like making cupcakes out of ponies. How do you sleep at night, with all of those sick thoughts in your head? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiaaaaa 176 October 8, 2011 Share October 8, 2011 How is your music career going? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Marvelous 544 October 9, 2011 Share October 9, 2011 Are you just a boulder thats acting like a rock? okay ponies, give me all your treasure. "I will destroy all the riders" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinyl Scratch 262 October 9, 2011 Share October 9, 2011 Have you ever been stoned before? "YEAH! I'm the mayor of Jam City!" - Director Bullock (Patrick Stewart), American Dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,830 October 9, 2011 Author Share October 9, 2011 How is your music career going? http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Inj-jnZa9BU Actually, I'm not even the one singing it. You see, the wonderful Rarity and that purple pony sang it, but due to my name using it, I still get some royalties from the song. So I now have a good steady source of income without working a day in my life. Life is good. Are you just a boulder thats acting like a rock? Psht. Boulders wish they could be me. Have you ever been stoned before? Yeah, I did something stupid while visiting the Griffin Kingdoms. ... Oh, you were referring to the other stoned, weren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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