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Cannon pony name? Check.

 

Unoriginal? Check.

 

Poor MS Paint skills? Check.

 

Too lazy to get Tumblr? Check.

 

Looks like ask Tom is open for business.

 

Yeah, if you've ever wanted to know what goes on in the best rock of all's head who temporarily dated the best mane 6 member, now is your chance. I'll try to keep the rock puns to a minimal, but no guarantees. I'll try to answer questions ASAP. Just don't take my answers for 'Granite'! Hardy har har, I amuse myself to no end.

 

Alright, let the questions rollout!

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Have you ever met Pinkie Pies family, the rock farmers?


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Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster,

and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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How do you feel about Bloomberg? He's a very handsome tree.

 

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We do Karaoke Friday nights. We're tight. Don't know much about him, besides the fact he has to work for a living.

Do you still like Rarity after she ditched you?

 

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http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o

I later found out it was the wrong pony's house. :/

Have you ever met Pinkie Pies family, the rock farmers?

 

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Of course, I was born there! I mean, where did you think rocks came from, naturally occuring geological events, like when lava and water combine? Psht, that kind of stuff only happens in video games.

That rock Rarity found that led to her cutie mark: How are you two related?

 

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Born at the same farm, so we're brothers, I guess, if rocks had genes.

 

Alright, first four down, and give me a bit to get the other ones done!

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How did this happen?

 

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Rarity: This isn't what I meant when I said, "Rainbow Dash ****ing rocks!"

Tom: Call you again sometime.

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Are you aware Dwayne Johnson stole your name?

 

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A disgrace to rocks everywhere. I need not say more.

 

Do you have any holes in you?

 

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A horrible accident involving a Screwdriver, flamethrower, The Great and Powerful Trixie, and alcohol. Why do you ask, though I'm sure its purely for innocent reasons.

 

What did it feel like when you rode the two unicorns (Twi & Rarity)?

 

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Best day ever! Not so much riding on Twilight though. She's not my type.

 

How did this happen?

 

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Remember how I said I went to the wrong house by accident?

 

Lets just leave it at that and agree never to speak of it again.

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Do you ever feel like you've been discriminated against for your rock heratige?

 

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One day though, I shall win her back. One day...

 

B...brother?

 

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Family reunion time! :D

 

Would you say this is your favorite song?

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEC04BfqMy0

 

 

Surprisingly enough,

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Oh wait, me liking stuff that involves rocks is expected. So I suppose not surprisingly enough.

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Have you ever wanted to meet a moonrock?

I am asking because this is a very important question involving your future.

~Tia

 

Can't think of an image to go with this question. : /

 

Hmmm... Sure, why not? I'm sure it would be an interesting and fun experience, though I lack to see how my decision would be a very important question regarding my future.


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Can't think of an image to go with this question. : /

 

Hmmm... Sure, why not? I'm sure it would be an interesting and fun experience, though I lack to see how my decision would be a very important question regarding my future.

 

It's probably best that way.
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It's probably best that way.

 

Hmm... That does get me thinking though... what would it be like meeting moon rocks?

 

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"Alright, I'm on the moon. Now I just need to-

 

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Curse you Zero Gravity!

 

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Well, its not so bad I suppose. I mean, it is pretty and-

 

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How did you feel when I said we needed to split you 6 different ways.

 

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You are a sick twisted individual. Normally I there's enough Tom for all the ladies, but splitting me into multiple parts? Thats just sick. Its like making cupcakes out of ponies. How do you sleep at night, with all of those sick thoughts in your head?

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How is your music career going?

 

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Actually, I'm not even the one singing it. You see, the wonderful Rarity and that purple pony sang it, but due to my name using it, I still get some royalties from the song. So I now have a good steady source of income without working a day in my life.

 

Life is good.

 

Are you just a boulder thats acting like a rock?

 

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Psht. Boulders wish they could be me.

 

Have you ever been stoned before?

 

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Yeah, I did something stupid while visiting the Griffin Kingdoms.

 

...

 

Oh, you were referring to the other stoned, weren't you?

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