Scenario: Bunking with Discord!

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Simple: You are in college as a human, when you learn that your new bunkmate is none other than Discord himself! He has been causing plenty of chaos in the campus, so what do you do?

 

I would join in the fun. Chocolate milk rain FTW!

[NavelColt 22,881]

Hmmm, sure would make everything far more interesting and less stressful. I wonder if, being a spirit, he ever sleeps or not. That could be a pretty big problem if he never sleeps. No goodnight sleep for me, either, then.

[silvadel 1,393]

If I found out my roommate was discord I would transfer out of that college before you could say jack robinson. I know my limits and Discord is above my pay grade.

[Retro*Derpy 3,185]

I would join him in his quest of causing chaos of course! We would host the most epic party ever, and if a teacher flunked one of us, Discord would make it rain explosive chocolate milk until they passed us . And hangout, etc. what college roommates do.

Edited August 30, 2012 by bobthecableman

[moneyshredderofdeath 414]

As entertaining as Discord would be, I can't say I'd want to room with him. That scenario would be way too hectic knowing Discord, and I tend not to enjoy hecticness.

[pjsforever 89]

Discord is pretty awesome, but as interesting as it would be I definitely wouldn't want to share a bunk with him. I doubt he even needs to sleep so he'd probably play a major prank on me or mess around with my dreams. He could change my gender, "discordify" me (like he did with the mane six), make chocolate rain on my notes, make a mini sun in our room at 2 AM, turn the water into lemon juice while I'm taking a shower, turn me into an oompa loompa... Anything could happen. Chaos would be the last thing I need.

[Regality 233]

Step One:

 

Trash the room; trying to create as big of a mess as possible

 

Step Two:

 

Wait

 

*Discord will now have to pretty much create the opposite of your mess. As by my logic, your chaos met with Discord's chaos will result in harmony*

 

Step Three:

 

????

 

Step Four:

 

Profit

 

*You now have a clean and organized room*

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[rainbow_hearts 148]

Why is Discord in our world in the first place? And I would run away cause I have no idea why their is a cartoon in my world. But chocolate milk rain by the way.

[PegasisterTaco 318]

Discord? My roommate? YES! WE CAN FINALLY WORK TOGETHER TO CREATE CHAOS AND DISHARMO- um.. I meant I would be fine with it.

 

If Discord was my roommate, I would have actually moved out. I know my limits and Discord's activity goes beyond my limits. He might trash up the place. Truth be told people.

[silvadel 1,393]

If you were REALLY BOLD you could always ask discord to send you to equestria to balance out the equation. You never know -- he might get giggles out of sending a human to equestria as a pony. Hey its your life -- poof...

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

If you were REALLY BOLD you could always ask discord to send you to equestria to balance out the equation. You never know -- he might get giggles out of sending a human to equestria as a pony. Hey its your life -- poof...

 

Actually, Discord (Chaotic Discord) has told me that although he may be the god of chaos, he can't travel between dimensions. But wait... how did he get to Earth...

 

Aw f*** it! What's the fun in making sense?