altering movies quotes

[Ezio marine 12]

(this is a game i jest made up from a joke i made in the kissing game)

 

the game is simple, all u have to do is get a quote from a movie and alter it to make it sound funny

Here is an example i made

 

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of kissing skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a sexy nightmare for ponies like you. If you let my parents go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kiss you

 

movie: TAKEN

 

GOOD LUCK ALL

[Swagon 6]

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