It's Dimitri Hammer!

[khaine21x3 789]

kind reminds me of a ponified Vito Scaletta with a beard XD but good job on it, I'm currently working on my own artwork based on a halloween costume XP

 

I don't know about that but I sure love ponies with 1950s setting , fluttershy with a tommy gun just looks so adorable and dangerous.

 

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Being tired and playing XCOM makes my mind think weird things.

 

 

Ended up making this.....I really have no clue what I was thinking...

 

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

Being tired and playing XCOM makes my mind think weird things.

 

 

Ended up making this.....I really have no clue what I was thinking...

 

 

the armour is too big that it looks like EOD bomb disposal gear XD but apart from that, it looks alright, also his right hand seems to be smaller than his left

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

the armour is too big that it looks like EOD bomb disposal gear XD but apart from that, it looks alright, also his right hand seems to be smaller than his left

 

And that's what being tired does. Also Vodka.....

 

I have no intent to fix it, I don't even remember making this, I was really tired and I.....did....something with a pencil and paper that man should never do.....

[Motion Spark 7,807]

New art here comrades. I call it "No pony agrees with your love Dimitri...."

 

I created this because if somehow Fluttershy actually did accept Dimitri I'm sure her friends wouldn't approve of this massive, homicidal, mentally disturbed, depressed, and foreign stallion being with her. It makes us all sad inside......especially Dimitri

 

 

 

WOW I loved it Dimitri, all the characters looks like the show, but be careful when you color it though, I can see some of the green of the grass through Pinkie's and Applejack's faces. I wonder who Rarity was staring at? XD

I feel bad for Dimitri/Flutteshy, they look cute together, somehow ._.

 

 

Remind me to stop listening to sad songs whenever I'm here. I mean, always tell me to not listen to sad music. It just makes me sad, and that's why this new piece was created.

 

 

it's funny, when the drawings are well drawn, there's nothing left than talk about the scene, this one is very emotional, do you do that? I bet you do! please don't be sad, I am sad already

if you are sad I get sadder

 

Ah, almost forgot that I have new drawing. Geisha Fluttershy, not done yet of course Need more shocked Dimitri in there

Beautiful, loved that Geisha Fluttershy

 

HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG *Ahem* sorry about that. Dimitri gives long embrace to his cherished love.

d'aawwwwww so adorable

too much to handle

 

Dimitri's Nightmare Night costume is now done. This year he decided to be a Detective, because they're awesome and cool. 1920's-1940's kind of Detective of course.

pretty cool, but I don't know, ponies do not wear pants!! XD

 

they look weird

 

Being tired and playing XCOM makes my mind think weird things.

 

 

Ended up making this.....I really have no clue what I was thinking...

 

 

so this is like I picture of you? I like your combat uniform, it's very unique

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

WOW I loved it Dimitri, all the characters looks like the show, but be careful when you color it though, I can see some of the green of the grass through Pinkie's and Applejack's faces. I wonder who Rarity was staring at? XD

I feel bad for Dimitri/Flutteshy, they look cute together, somehow ._.

 

 

 

it's funny, when the drawings are well drawn, there's nothing left than talk about the scene, this one is very emotional, do you do that? I bet you do! please don't be sad, I am sad already

if you are sad I get sadder

 

 

Beautiful, loved that Geisha Fluttershy

 

 

d'aawwwwww so adorable

too much to handle

 

 

pretty cool, but I don't know, ponies do not wear pants!! XD

 

they look weird

 

 

so this is like I picture of you? I like your combat uniform, it's very unique

 

Thank you for all the comments comrade!

 

I tried to adjust coloring for first one, not good at technology you know....

 

I'm not sad, at least not anymore. I also don't drink as much as I used to so no need to feel sad about Dimitri being sad!

 

Geisha Flutters is very pretty in my opinion, yes!

 

Adorableness, no other words for that one.

 

Not pants! Is wearing trench coat! Tried very hard to try and make it look like trench coat....is hard to do on pony body...

 

Yes! Ha is me....in big suit of armor!

 

Dimitri likes Fluttershy, nay, he adores her. We all know that....we....all...know...

 

But who does Charlie like? Can Charlie actually love a mare? Love???? Does he even know what that is?

 

Well if you ask him he'd say something like "Love is when I find a chick physically attractive. Want to party with her all day long..."

 

Yeah, he's pretty moronic...but he has a strange feeling around a certain pony. Something he can't even describe. He won't show it outwardly though for he's not good with these kind of feelings.

 

 

*Shrug* I don't know what to say so here's some verses from The Raven:

 

 

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -

Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

With such name as `Nevermore.'

 

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,

That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.

Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -

Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -

On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'

Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

 

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,

`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,

Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster

Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -

Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore

Of "Never-nevermore."'

 

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,

Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;

Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking

Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -

What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore

Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

 

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing

To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;

This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining

On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,

But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,

She shall press, ah, nevermore!

 

 

 

 

Also a picture....just a poem would be boring....plus it's not my poem anyway.

[Beat Shock 581]

The NKVD, or People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs. They were Stalin's secret police force. Formed in 1934. KGB weren't Stalin era you're correct. New picture! Dimitri is hand drawn along with Fluttershy but I must say that I did stare at my monitor for Fluttershy's pose and free drew it by looking. I'm ashamed but impressed that I did it freehand. I'd like to thank SolarWind for posting that picture in the status, I'd have never drawn it!! Also it's not completely finished yet but here's a peek. image.jpg Finished project? Below image.jpg

I imagined your pony to have an expression more like the one my avatar has... hehe...

 

Dimitri, you are just great. I see you as the #1 top brohoofed poster next year.

 

Love your art. Keep posting.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

 

I imagined your pony to have an exp<b></b>ression more like the one my avatar has... hehe...

 

Dimitri, you are just great. I see you as the #1 top brohoofed poster next year.

 

Love your art. Keep posting.

 

Thank you comrade!

 

And don't worry, his expression went from complete and total shock to "Oooohhhh Yeeeaaahhh" in less than a minute.

 

Dimitri as a young colt? Never seen him as a child before have you? Well take a peek into the burden of the past he must carry with him.

 

[Beat Shock 581]

Dimitri as a young colt? Never seen him as a child before have you? Well take a peek into the burden of the past he must carry with him.

Man, your art sometimes makes me tear... Me no like what you draw, but me do like HOW well you draw them.

 

Keep it up, even though if it's depressing to look at.

 

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

 

Man, your art sometimes makes me tear... Me no like what you draw, but me do like HOW well you draw them.

 

Keep it up, even though if it's depressing to look at.

 

 

Dimitri got nothing but feels, the past is bad. YET THE FUTURE IS GOLDEN!

 

Well, if you knew Russian then you wouldn't like what's written on the walls......good thing you don't know Russian....

 

Even more! This time it's not sad too.

 

 

So we all know Prince BastardBitch .....oh excuse me...Blueblood...what mouth I have.

 

Read the warning below before viewing...

 

Dimitri can't stand ignorant, stuck up, rich ponies.....

 

 

 

 

[Beat Shock 581]

So we all know Prince BastardBitch .....oh excuse me...Blueblood...what mouth I have. Read the warning below before viewing... Dimitri can't stand ignorant, stuck up, rich ponies..... Posted Image Spoiler image.jpg

You amazing person.

 

I usually am the one to kick Bast- uh- Blueblood's plot, but since I've been tired, I have obligated the task to you!

 

(Reminds me... I am drawing a present for you soon)

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

 

You amazing person.

 

I usually am the one to kick Bast- uh- Blueblood's plot, but since I've been tired, I have obligated the task to you!

 

(Reminds me... I am drawing a present for you soon)

 

Strutting away from it Like a boss too. Dimitri can't stand no intolerance....so he deals with it in his own special Sovestrian way.

 

Present aww you shouldn't have.

 

While back, my brother sent me a FlutterMac image through the email.

 

After I killed him I decided that "Screw that crap, I will redo what they did and add what was missing!"

 

So, that's the day I killed my brother, punched a hole through my monitor and then free handed the image I saw but added a missing element.....Dimitri...

 

[Motion Spark 7,807]

Thank you comrade!

 

And don't worry, his expression went from complete and total shock to "Oooohhhh Yeeeaaahhh" in less than a minute.

 

Dimitri as a young colt? Never seen him as a child before have you? Well take a peek into the burden of the past he must carry with him.

 

 

why do you enjoy to break my heart like this? I can't express what I feel when I see colt Dimitri like this, I just feel the urge to protect him

 

 

Dimitri got nothing but feels, the past is bad. YET THE FUTURE IS GOLDEN!

 

Well, if you knew Russian then you wouldn't like what's written on the walls......good thing you don't know Russian....

 

Even more! This time it's not sad too.

 

 

So we all know Prince BastardBitch .....oh excuse me...Blueblood...what mouth I have.

 

Read the warning below before viewing...

 

Dimitri can't stand ignorant, stuck up, rich ponies.....

 

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it was about time!!! did he used horn magic to beat him up or just his hooves!

 

 

Strutting away from it Like a boss too. Dimitri can't stand no intolerance....so he deals with it in his own special Sovestrian way.

 

Present aww you shouldn't have.

 

While back, my brother sent me a FlutterMac image through the email.

 

After I killed him I decided that "Screw that crap, I will redo what they did and add what was missing!"

 

So, that's the day I killed my brother, punched a hole through my monitor and then free handed the image I saw but added a missing element.....Dimitri...

 

 

d'awwwwwww <3

 

Dimitri your drawings are really good!

I am way impressed now, I insist I want a comic!

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

 

 

 

uhhh, why is rarity looking like she's about to cry? if anything, she would have done the exact same to blueblood if she wasnt so refined

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

 

uhhh, why is rarity looking like she's about to cry? if anything, she would have done the exact same to blueblood if she wasnt so refined

 

No cry. More like a "What the buck did I just witness. Damn that was brutal" kind of exp<b></b>ression.

 

She's so refined and ladylike. So we needed some Russian handiwork in here....

 

 

why do you enjoy to break my heart like this? I can't express what I feel when I see colt Dimitri like this, I just feel the urge to protect him

 

 

 

it was about time!!! did he used horn magic to beat him up or just his hooves!

 

 

 

d'awwwwwww <3

 

Dimitri your drawings are really good!

I am way impressed now, I insist I want a comic!

 

Thank you comrade!

 

Breaking hearts is what I do. Remind me that If I ever finish my story about Dimitri to never let you read it. Got some brutal things in there....all done to Dimitri as a child...murder, suicide, violence galore.

 

Mainly his hooves, but he used magic. Because why the hell not?!

 

D'awwwww, all I can say....

 

*Shrug*

 

My hands were really wobbly and uneven today.....probably because of the wood plank that fell on them today...

 

Edited November 5, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[Nohbdy 4,108]

No cry. More like a "What the buck did I just witness. Damn that was brutal" kind of expression.

 

She's so refined and ladylike. So we needed some Russian handiwork in here....

 

 

 

Thank you comrade!

 

Breaking hearts is what I do. Remind me that If I ever finish my story about Dimitri to never let you read it. Got some brutal things in there....all done to Dimitri as a child...murder, suicide, violence galore.

 

Mainly his hooves, but he used magic. Because why the hell not?!

 

D'awwwww, all I can say....

 

*Shrug*

 

My hands were really wobbly and uneven today.....probably because of the wood plank that fell on them today...

 

 

Great art, as usual. Even as a statue, Dmitri's beard is still going strong! Of course, that's not to say Fluttershy's any less magnificent in the picture.

 

And ouch, hope you're okay.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Hey, remember when the Mane six left for the Crystal Empire.....yeah me too.

 

 

Well apparently no one told Dimitri, so he woke up and couldn't find his friends or his wife anywhere. Let's just say that he got a little tipsy and decided to hold a meeting where he started ranting about how "Where's my wife.....where'd she go.....no one told me?!"

 

 

 

 

He's still pretty broken mentally......can't expect him to recover immediately....

 

Oh that Sombra.....I bet Dimitri could've immediately kicked his [explicit] with no trouble at all.

 

Tempting enough as it is to snap his neck....I didn't do that....

 

Instead I've been listening to Bonnie Tyler.....I'm sure you know what song she's famous for

 

[dragon4111 914]

Ha the song I need a hero fits perfectly. yep haven't been active in the regular forums for a long time so I thought I come by and bug ya dimitri.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Yesterday was Dimitri's birthday...it was also my birthday coincidentally.

 

Dimitri appreciated all the gifts he received from his comrades, but one gift kind of stood out for him.

 

Think his wife forgot about him? No....no she did not...

 

[dragon4111 914]

Happy late birthday Dimitri and hoped you had a good one like I did. ha nice drawing there Dimitri it does express the mood quite nicely

[Motion Spark 7,807]

First drawing

I love Mayor Mare's expression, she's like, what the buck man!! and obviously vodka involved u_u

 

Second

Do you realize that it's useless that he go against king sombra? he's apparently inmune to physical attacks and magic, he's only weak against love magic :/

 

third

Dimitri: time for rape. XD

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

First drawing

I love Mayor Mare's exp<b></b>ression, she's like, what the buck man!! and obviously vodka involved u_u

 

Second

Do you realize that it's useless that he go against king sombra? he's apparently inmune to physical attacks and magic, he's only weak against love magic :/

 

third

Dimitri: time for rape. XD

 

Drunk and confused....that happened...

 

He's got love magic, it's crazy powerful. Also he wouldn't throw Fluttershy off a balcony...for anything...

 

No, not rape! More like this:

 

First off, here is something I edited to make it more.....me

 

 

 

 

Expect some Christmas pictures soon! Examples like Dimitri Santa, Fluttershy X-Mas adorable/attractiveness

 

 

 

Here's a bonus as well:

 

 

Stop

Seriously stop...

What're you doing?

Please no more

Fine here

Shame...

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Motion Spark 7,807]

@, oh dear lord I can't stop laughing hahahaha!!! you didn't even give PonyEcho the opportunity to draw it X) ...I know that deep inside you liked this socks thing, admit it!

for some reason I don't get the same d'aaawww cute impact that Whirlwind gave with the socks, with Dimitri...it's just weird...awkward :/

I can't even say dat ass XD

 

but it is funny, goddamned Dimitri has scars on his scars XD

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

@, oh dear lord I can't stop laughing hahahaha!!! you didn't even give PonyEcho the opportunity to draw it X) ...I know that deep inside you liked this socks thing, admit it!

for some reason I don't get the same d'aaawww cute impact that Whirlwind gave with the socks, with Dimitri...it's just weird...awkward :/

I can't even say dat ass XD

 

but it is funny, goddamned Dimitri has scars on his scars XD

 

Exactly, it's....eh...

 

Never seen him with his jacket off, he's got tons of scars! Should've seen him when he was younger, that was brutal...

 

I want admit that I liked it......uh uh..nope.......okay maybe I did....

Edited November 14, 2012 by Comrade-Dimitri-Hammer

[The Soldier 2,044]

Ooh, socks. I'm now planning to put them on this OC I might create because of these (including a nightgown). But yeah. Um... Yeah.

*pomhf*

...

I ain't even knowin' how they do this. They just do, I guess.