Ask Princess Celestia [Take Two]

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

well look at these two sexy bitches

 

I like where this is going

[TailsIsNotAlone 3,695]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Please explain your unacceptable treatment of Twilight Sparkle. If you're her teacher, why do you hold a glorified one-sided pen pal system over her head like a club? Doesn't this just teach her to be afraid of you and encourage results over actual learning? Why do you preach to her about friendship when you yourself are hardly ever there for her, and when you do show up you're practically useless? Why do we need a weird "Molestia" trend when you are already creepy enough in canon? And seriously...you imprisoned your own sister for a THOUSAND YEARS? What the buck is wrong with you?

 

Okay, I think that's it for now.

Edited October 9, 2012 by TailsAlone

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

How would you feel if Discord came free and the Elements dont work on him anymore?

[Shift 4,274]

Celestia! Trollestia! Get spacesuits and build a moonbase! Or a sun base, whichever you think would be cooler to scare your subjects with.

 

Trust me, being able to send people to the sun's orbital base and scare them with a well-timed solar flare only for them to realize the base is shielded is quite a shocker.

 

Or you could have Luna build a moon base so you can actually start a city on the moon to troll the rest of the planet by being the second group of ponies to be on the moon, the first being Luna. Then Luna can messenge you from the moon whenever she ends up there.

 

Nice idea!

 

well look at these two sexy bitches

 

I like where this is going

 

Heck yeah.

 

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Please explain your unacceptable treatment of Twilight Sparkle. If you're her teacher, why do you hold a glorified one-sided pen pal system over her head like a club? Doesn't this just teach her to be afraid of you and encourage results over actual learning? Why do you preach to her about friendship when you yourself are hardly ever there for her, and when you do show up you're practically useless? Why do we need a weird "Molestia" trend when you are already creepy enough in canon? And seriously...you imprisoned your own sister for a THOUSAND YEARS? What the buck is wrong with you?

 

Okay, I think that's it for now.

 

I certainly do reply, but sadly, it is not shown on the show. Or whatever Pinkie calls it...I banished my sister on the moon because I could not bear to kill her with Harmony. So sending her to the moon was the next best thing.

Sorry Luna, but I had to save Equestria...

How would you feel if Discord came free and the Elements dont work on him anymore?

 

...Then we'd have to ask Cadence for her love spell.

[Bright Honor 2,717]

...Then we'd have to ask Cadence for her love spell.

 

Well I think I could help if Discord comes back.

Edited October 9, 2012 by JesstroidPrime

[The Weapon 168]

...Then we'd have to ask Cadence for her love spell.

 

Uh... Trollestia, does that mean Discord getting shipped with everyone who loves him or Cadance/Shining Armor crushing Discord into a fine powder with a shield that you can then keep inside a box to stop Discord from reforming?