Crazy Luna

[The Weapon 168]

Luna, would you escape to the Sun if you were given the opportunity to be there instead of the moon?

 

And where would you like to crash-land on when the moon finally blows up beneath your hooves or disintegrates into silvery dust with a hint of asbestos as a matter of time?

[Lunatic 1,186]

Why not create a Lunar Uprising? Gather some troops and march on Canterlot Castle and tell Celestia to go to the Sun? I could see that happening!

hahahaha! a lunar uprising, how laughable! 

gather troops? I WILL GATHER AAAAALL THE TROOPES ON THE MOOOON!!.... done... all here... LETS CHARGE ON CELESTIA!! TOWARDS EQUESTRIA!.... hehe, nothing happened... no one is here... no one will be here... no way to get back.. no way to die... 

 

Luna, would you escape to the Sun if you were given the opportunity to be there instead of the moon?

 

And where would you like to crash-land on when the moon finally blows up beneath your hooves or disintegrates into silvery dust with a hint of asbestos as a matter of time?

 

lets see... would we like to be cold for the rest of eternity or would we like to burn for the rest of eternity?... i think i would prefer the moon. 

 

where we would land? what would it matter, the only known life is in equestria. and if our moon dies so would equestria, and only me and the other alicorns would survive. where we would land is inrelevant. we would be frozen in space until we reach a planet with a warm climate. hehe.. preferable not to warm to burn me.. 

[The Weapon 168]

So... What does the rest of the sky look like from the moon? Equestria floating out of reach can't be the ONLY thing there. There's at least the sun and a bunch of other stars your sister is messing up...

[Lightning Bristle 33]

What if, after the moon blows up, you and Celestia accidentally end up gravitating around each other for the rest of eternity? How awkward would THAT be?

[Lunatic 1,186]

So... What does the rest of the sky look like from the moon? Equestria floating out of reach can't be the ONLY thing there. There's at least the sun and a bunch of other stars your sister is messing up...

yes. we can see the sun from here. together with our sister controling the stars. sometimes i throw rocks at equestria and hope they reach and fall on our sisters head. that will teach her! 

 

What if, after the moon blows up, you and Celestia accidentally end up gravitating around each other for the rest of eternity? How awkward would THAT be?

perhaps then she could see what kind of terrible thing she has done.

[The Weapon 168]

Equestria has a pretty thick atmosphere. You're going to need a big moonrock to hit your sister's general area. And if you plan to send her letters, make sure you carve them very deep so they don't burn up or break up.

 

By the way, I think Celestia's trying to do something. If you look closely, you might see the dot of where your and your sister's old castle was. Notice how it's getting a bit green? Yeah, there's a forest growing over there.

 

Your sister's moved to a palace on a cliffish hillside. It's unlikely to fall over into the valley, though.

 

Does Equestria have any other planets in its system? Maybe one day they'll get close enough for you to be pulled into their gravity well and land there instead. And in a few million years, maybe it'll be good for life to evolve and then you'll have life to live with.

[Lunatic 1,186]

Equestria has a pretty thick atmosphere. You're going to need a big moonrock to hit your sister's general area. And if you plan to send her letters, make sure you carve them very deep so they don't burn up or break up.

 

By the way, I think Celestia's trying to do something. If you look closely, you might see the dot of where your and your sister's old castle was. Notice how it's getting a bit green? Yeah, there's a forest growing over there.

 

Your sister's moved to a palace on a cliffish hillside. It's unlikely to fall over into the valley, though.

 

Does Equestria have any other planets in its system? Maybe one day they'll get close enough for you to be pulled into their gravity well and land there instead. And in a few million years, maybe it'll be good for life to evolve and then you'll have life to live with.

 

i dont plan to send her letters. i just hope i could hit her stupid head. 

 

and she abandoned our castle? this does not suprises me. she didnt want to be remembered by me. because she hates me. and everone else hates me. and sister wants me to be forgotten. and we will be forgotten. she will claim the moon and the night for herself forever! 

 

even if i would get on other planets that would be able for other ponies to live on, it is still impossible to reproduce with only myself here. 

i'll always be alone. 

forever. 

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

How would you react if i said i knew a spell that would let me appear right in-front of you, on the moon?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Luna, U mad bro? Besides, I only hate you slightly. Sometimes I throw rocks into the sky and hope they make it to the moon.

Edited January 19, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

i still think Luna is best pony

[Lunatic 1,186]

How would you react if i said i knew a spell that would let me appear right in-front of you, on the moon?

why would you even want to be here? everyone hates us. 

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

why would you even want to be here? everyone hates us. 

well im not everyone

i guess im an outsider

[Lunatic 1,186]

Luna, U mad bro? Besides, I only hate you slightly. Sometimes I throw rocks into the sky and hope they make it to the moon.

 

why would you do this to me sister? we did nothing wrong did we? we only wanted to kill everyone for some appreciation. 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

why would you do this to me sister? we did nothing wrong did we? we only wanted to kill everyone for some appreciation. 

If you kill everyone how can I provide bananas to them?

Besides, I'm better at raising the moon than you.

Edited January 20, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

takes one to know one

now for my question

 

Luna, did you know your sentence is over and that you can come back down to earth?

the night isn't the same without you

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

takes one to know one

now for my question

 

Luna, did you know your sentence is over and that you can come back down to earth?

the night isn't the same without you

Thank you for reminding me, I almost forgot to extend her sentence.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Thank you for reminding me, I almost forgot to extend her sentence.

go eat a banana

 

before i banish you too the sun

 

oh great, now im spamming this thread, my apologies Luna

Edited January 20, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

go eat a banana

 

before i banish you too the sun

 

oh great, now im spamming this thread, my apologies Luna

Stop spamming my sister's thread. I will have to put you in the dungeon.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

trollestia, how agrivating

[Lunatic 1,186]

If you kill everyone how can I provide bananas to them?

Besides, I'm better at raising the moon than you.

 

 

no your not! i was better at raising the moon! that was all i had! i only had one thing i was better in and that was the night and you took that from me! 

 

takes one to know one

now for my question

 

Luna, did you know your sentence is over and that you can come back down to earth?

the night isn't the same without you

our punishment is permanent banishment. nothing we can do about it. 

we will be here  on the moon forever. with rosanne. we are having the longest honeymoon ever. *giggles* 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

no your not! i was better at raising the moon! that was all i had! i only had one thing i was better in and that was the night and you took that from me! 

 

our punishment is permanent banishment. nothing we can do about it. 

we will be here  on the moon forever. with rosanne. we are having the longest honeymoon ever. *giggles* 

I know right? Isn't it great sis!

-Love Tia, AKA Sister who is not on the moon

[The Weapon 168]

Luna, what would happen if there WERE ponies on that big blue-and-green ball in the sky you have not graced in nearly half a thousand years, and eventually they managed to build devices and come to the moon?

 

Then you and Rosanne can have more friends!

[mane6 27]

Hey luna have you heard of MTrollestia *Not typo you will understand....*

[Lunatic 1,186]

I know right? Isn't it great sis!

-Love Tia, AKA Sister who is not on the moon

 

i hate you sister.. i truely truely hate you... bring me back... no.. let me stay.. i want the moon.. 

you know why? i cut it in my hoof with a sharp rock.. it reminds me of the other pain that seems to go away. "i hate celestia" it says. although its hard to read with the blood flowing all over it. but its in my skin, so it has to be true. 

 

Luna, what would happen if there WERE ponies on that big blue-and-green ball in the sky you have not graced in nearly half a thousand years, and eventually they managed to build devices and come to the moon?

 

Then you and Rosanne can have more friends!

 

n-no! dont come here! this is my home! we dont want to go anymore! 

ponies didnt like me back then, why would they now? they would only come here to laugh and mock us! 

its not fair... ITS NOT FAIR!  

sister is the one they love, they hate me. we shall always be in the shadow... always.. the shadow. 

 

Hey luna have you heard of MTrollestia *Not typo you will understand....*

(uhm.. no?)

 

no? 

[mane6 27]

trollestia and molestia O.O