*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

 

 

 

 

And now I reveal my secret. The secret of where I have been getting all my pickup lines from.

 

 

 

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I've got a "secret" for you!

[D1SC0RD 987]

I know I may be just a random pony to you, but you drive me crazy. This pickup line is just for you, bby <3

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Transblitz 129]

I can be anypony you want

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You can change into anypony i want you to be,but i think you're perfect the way you are!

[Transblitz 129]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I could never stop loving you! 

[Retro*Derpy 3,201]

*Slips 20*

 

Sunday special please.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

So, we're looking for a 3rd party...you in Derpy?

[Crystallize 279]

I can be your Rubix Cube. The more you twist me, the harder I get.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Your names is fitting! I bet your spontaneous in the bedroom!

[Crystallize 279]

You should update your status from 'Online' to 'Busy' while I'm here 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

How about we take a break from the internet and do something spontaneous of our own?

Edited July 2, 2013 by Status Update

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

call the police and well see who comes first 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No need! I got all we need, right here!

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

bit the pillow im goin in dry 

[Guest]

You must be tired, cus you ran through my head the whole night.

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

oh believe me running is the last thing i'd be doing if i was near you

[Guest]

Soooo... Do you come here often?

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

yer follow me to my place and you'll be the one coming often 

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again

 

 

 

edit: laughed every time I looked at your pic
 

Edited July 2, 2013 by tehsmartcookeh

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

well yes can walk past again, so i can get a look at your fine ass 

[Guest]

is that a keg in your pants? cus i sure would like to tap dat ass.

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

only if you buy me a drink first