*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Samurai Heavy 53]

Eat your face and take the goat and gut.

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about what ever pops up 

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

I take drugs too.

[Callisto 1,877]

I won't ever be sad and blue if you're with me.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Here's my Status Update for you: Rainblow Hash's new favorite pet dragon.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Come here and i'll blow your hash! 

[NothingIsEverything 1,256]

Are you a pizza? Because I wanna pizza dat ass

 

...just shoot me now :/

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Oh i'll shoot ya alright!

 

But not with a gun!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'll twist your shadow! 

[Callisto 1,877]

You can update my status.

 

I still don't know what it means. :v

[Crystallize 279]

My friendship isn't the only thing that's magic.....

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I like spontaneous people,ya never know what to expect!

[Callisto 1,877]

So, you like to get crazy and random, huh?

Edited July 12, 2013 by Callisto

[Foreigner And Lover 207]

Are you Ireland? Because my capital is Doublin'.

Edited July 12, 2013 by Foreigner and Lover

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hello there foreigner, how about you and I go on a one way plane trip to your country?

 

You know, that almost sounds extremely racist.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Hello there! I like you and you like me! So we should bang!

[Crystallize 279]

Are you a pokemon 'cause I'd sure love to Zapdos pants off you.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

"Why, your dresses are just marvelous dear,but they'd look quite exquisite on the floor."

[Solaire of Astora 25]

Can I squirtle on your jigglypuffs?

[Crystallize 279]

How about you take dem clothes off and let me pikachu.

[Solaire of Astora 25]

How about you touch my arbok and let me muk on your jigglypuffs

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

So,you're a knight,huh?

 

Well,how about you show me how hard a knight really is?

Edited July 12, 2013 by Status Update

[Crystallize 279]

How about I let you rhydon my weedle until it makes your vulvasaur.

Edited July 12, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I would love to poke your mon!!