The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

More please.

 

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

*sleeps in your big, hunky chest*

Woah, lots of shit just went down

[Lightwing 12,967]

*hugs you*

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

*hugs back* Lets take this somewhere private

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Out! Both of you! Or I will fill you full of bullet holes!  :okiedokielokie:

[Lightwing 12,967]

Okay

*pulls a black curtain*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Not in my room,you don't. *points gun at you*

[Lightwing 12,967]

*breaks gun*

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Ooh, you're so strong

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Fuck you. Now get out.

[Lightwing 12,967]

Never

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Neeeeevvvvverrrrrr

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Then,I'll be the one to get out. Permanently.

 

*points gun at head*

 

*pulls trigger*

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

*gun jams*

[Lightwing 12,967]

*kicks Zigfried with Dorothy's fucking kick from The Wizard of Oz for SNES*

 

*oh,and also hugs Wolfie*

Edited December 1, 2014 by The Snowy Lightwing

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Put your gun down and hug me, dammit!

[Hidey 2,836]

*eats popcorn*

[Lightwing 12,967]

*stands still*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

*lays lifelessly dead on the floor*

[Lightwing 12,967]

*gives Zigfried another kick*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

(I'm dead,you idiot.)

[Lightwing 12,967]

(I'm trying to revive you,idiot)

*kicks you again*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

(You can't revive a dead body.)

[Lightwing 12,967]

(Oh,like since when Dorothy's fucking kick actually kills?)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

(I shot myself. Didn't you see. I pulled the trigger before you kicked. And that thing about the gun jamming was bullshit.

The gun was not jammed.)