The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Guest]

On 15/7/2017 at 8:27 PM, ScruffyTheStallion said:

^are you serious about this? because my mom tells me the same XD

anyways, what the fook u doin in mi bed!!!

oh im completely serious lmao lmao just like my mom always says you have to be truthful always!!!1111

btw my reaction is wtf are you doin in ma house, imma call da police

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

There... there's a human in my bed.

This feels wrong. Why are you a human? Humans don't belong here, naked in my bed. Occasionally there's a non-pony, but not a human...

Were you looking for Lyra's house? She's across the street. But I would be careful. If Bon Bon sees you, she'll kill you.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Ummm, hello.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Hi, Cadence! Quick question. Why are you in my bed?

I mean, if you just want a place to sleep, go right ahead. But why here?

[Yumekai 735]

meh, i'd be ok with it 

Edited August 2, 2017 by Yumekai

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

I've been expecting you to turn up one of these days... everyone does. Would you like some food? I made popcorn!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I've had worse. 

[Yumekai 735]

I've had better 

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@ShadowDash13What kind of popcorn Kettle corn, i love kettle corn.

 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Kettle corn *drools a little*

I probably should have made more. You're gonna have to share. That goes for the popcorn and the blanket. I'm not freezing because you stole my bed.

[Yumekai 735]

@ShadowDash13 I don't mind sharing, but it's going to be a vicious fight for who gets more popcorn. 

[Will Guide 21,362]

3 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Kettle corn *drools a little*

I probably should have made more. You're gonna have to share. That goes for the popcorn and the blanket. I'm not freezing because you stole my bed.

Hello, Shadowdash. Nice thought, but please come back in a few more years.

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1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Hello, Shadowdash. Nice thought, but please come back in a few more years.

Darn it... okay. More popcorn for me and @Yumekai then...

[Will Guide 21,362]

3 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Darn it... okay. More popcorn for me and @Yumekai then...

(3 years later) Okay, now I can join you on the bed!

[Yumekai 735]

Can i get the in the middle  

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I swear i feel we are all just jokingly flirting at this point...

 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Yeah, I'm about 90% sure you're right

Sure! Just don't eat all the popcorn!

[Misty Shimmer 915]

I would totally ship all of you *cough cough*

I mean....never mind

[Libra 11,691]

Excuse me, what are you doing in my room? First a changeling, now a unicorn! Did a portal to equestia open up in my closet or something?!

[Will Guide 21,362]

You look weary. Please sleep as much as you need.

[Guest]

WHAT

IS

THIS

DIAL 911

[Amys-pmvs 432]

I say i dont wanna deal with sex after what just happened to me....baka...

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Are you okay? What happened to your eye!

You stay here, I'll call the hospital.

[Amys-pmvs 432]

Just now, ShadowDash13 said:

Are you okay? What happened to your eye!

You stay here, I'll call the hospital.

Lavender: ya talking to be bub? Im fine i been i blind in this eye for years.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Oh... sorry. I panicked. I was really worried there for a second.

How did that happen? It looks painful.

[Amys-pmvs 432]

Just now, ShadowDash13 said:

Oh... sorry. I panicked. I was really worried there for a second.

How did that happen? It looks painful.

Lavender: (blows hair outta face smirking trying to act cool) dis old thing? Pshhh.... Just some pony i got in a fight with... No big deal....i have had a lot worst....(Mad face) LIKE LAST NIGHT...>:(

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What happened last night? (Maybe that will help explain why they're in my bed...)