The Vending Machine.

[Ano170 162]

*Gets The One Ring*

 

*Inserts The Dread Pirate Roberts*

[null123456 759]

Gollum.

 

I insert Birdemic

[Ano170 162]

*Gets Bird Flu*

 

*Inserts a teddy*

[null123456 759]

Gets Bear

 

I insert Game Grumps

[Ano170 162]

Gets Angry Video Game Nerd

 

I insert the hat from my avatar

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

The machine dispenses idiots and ponies. You check to see if there's more, but it's apparent you've been given only fools and horses (see what I did there?)http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Fools_and_Horses

[Ano170 162]

Yes, yes I did.

 

In a moment of wonderful irony, you inserted nothing and the machine explodes in your face, revealing the black hole that had been sealed within. The entire world is sucked in, so I guess that's what I'm inserting.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*Receives death from black hole*

 

*inserts 1 cheat token*

[Ano170 162]

Gets unlimited lives.

 

*inserts potion of resurrection*

[null123456 759]

NAZI ZOMBEHS

 

I insert Nope.avi

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets married to Fluttershy.

 

Inserts an eggplant.

[Ano170 162]

Gets an Audrey Two.

 

*inserts Big Ben*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

A passing beauty gives you the time of day.

 

Inserts the corrupted wish thread.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but they are now merged.

*INSERTS ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

gets an intimate back rub from Luna.

 

Inserts an empty box of girl scout cookies.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a piece of mushy-pea pie.

 

 

 

I insert a tin of anchovies laced with rohypnol.

[Ano170 162]

You get a tin of tuna laced with arsenic. 

 

*Inserts sardines*

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*receives a box of sardines and vinegar*

 

*inserts salt and cheese doritos*

[Ano170 162]

*Gets orange powder stained hands*

 

*inserts a saxophone*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Tatooine cantina.

 

 

 

I insert a spare tyre.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You get fat.

 

I insert a chocolate moose.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get strawberry mousse.

 

 

 

I insert a herring.

[Guest]

You get a bird.

 

*Inserts a coin*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gets BORING!!!

*Inserts own sanity*

[Ano170 162]

*Gets a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater*

 

I insert a jukebox