The Vending Machine.

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

You get a restraining order

 

*inserts torch*

[Solace 407]

*get's flashlight*

 

 

*inserts tears*

[Dark Horn 430]

*You get sparks in your eyes because the vending machine explodes.*

 

*Inserts a peanut butter sandwich to fix the exploded machine.*

[Denim&Venöm 19,293]

You get depleted uranium

 

Insert 95 Blockbuster coupons

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

You get depleted uranium

 

Insert 95 Blockbuster coupons

You get a ninja movie.

 

I insert all of my friends.

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get all of your enemies.

 

I insert John Marston's hat.

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[Denim&Venöm 19,293]

You get Kevin Bacon's fedora

 

Insert Bryan Sherwood

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Kirino Kousaka, who promptly drags you to Akihabara.

 

 

 

I insert approximately $4000 worth off anime and video games.

[Dark Horn 430]

*You get $3999.*

 

*Inserts Starswirl's journal.*

[Gay Bird 421]

Get DaVinci's journal

 

Insert doge

[Dark Horn 430]

*You get Princess Cadance.*

 

*Inserts a camouflage fedora.*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a mafioso who just got back from a hunting trip.

 

I insert Brucie Kibbutz.

[Loriem 639]

You get, A NEW CAR!

 

 

*inserts 5.00 United States Dollars.*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get 1/150th of a Bitcoin.

 

 

I insert a pound of margarine.

[Loriem 639]

You get a Wad of money.

 

 

*Inserts my life.*

[Dark Horn 430]

*You get your death.*

 

*Inserts a bag of chocolate chips.*

[Gay Bird 421]

Get a rabbit

 

Insert futurama

[drawingpandapony 84]

*Gets a egg sandwich from a gas station*

 

 

*Inserts pikachu*

[MagicalStarRain 599]

*Gets an electric chair*

 

*Inserts a Creepypasta story*

[Enemy Stand 446]

*gets a well-lit room and a TV to distract you*

 

I insert a bowl of Gazpacho.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get chicken noodle soup

 

I insert Baby AJ.

[Dark Horn 430]

*You get a hug from Big Mac.*

 

*Inserts hyperspace.*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get subspace.

 

I insert a papaya.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get subspace.

 

I insert a papaya.

 

You get a cantaloupe.

 

I insert THE TARDIS!!

[Loriem 639]

You Get the time machine vanishing to another time.

 

 

*Inserts my whole wallet.*