The Vending Machine.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a cup of coffee.

 

 

*inserts lipstick*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get eyeliner.

 

 

I insert a twig.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a log.

 

 

*inserts a chain*

[Arctic Night 884]

You have received a rope.

 

*Inserts cherry.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive an album by The Cherry Poppin' Daddies!

 

 

*inserts a quarter*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get 15p.



I insert nine Wii Remotes. (Not Plus)

[Arctic Night 884]

You've received a Sony Ps4 and controller.

 

Inserts car keys

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a piglet.

 

 

*inserts a magical wand*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get a Princess Pony...

 

 

*Inserts scrapbook filled with photos of Ronald McDonald*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive Ronald McDonald in person:

 

 

*inserts honey*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get lots of angry bees

 

Insert the Canadian flag

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get maple syrup and poutine (but thankfully, not together)



I insert my own ears.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive van Gogh's ear. Lucky you.

 

 

*inserts soap*

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

Receives Old spice deodorant

 

*inserts a pickle*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a cucumber.

 

 

*inserts dish of yakisoba*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get a banana sticker with princess celestia on it

 

 

Insert Anthony from smosh

[Sigma 768]

You receive an angry Anthony smashing his way out of a vending machine.

 

(Inserts coin.)

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get soda like in a non magic vending machine!

 

 

Inserts baby cthulu (google it before responding)

You get soda like in a non magic vending machine!

 

 

Inserts cthulu (google it before responding)

You get soda like in a non magic vending machine!

 

 

Inserts cthulu (google it before responding)

You get soda like in a non magic vending machine!

 

 

Inserts cthulu (google it before responding)

You get soda like in a non magic vending machine!

 

 

Inserts cthulu (google it before responding)

You get soda like in a non magic vending machine!

 

 

Inserts cthulu (google it before responding)

You get soda like in a non magic vending machine!

 

 

Inserts cthulu (google it before responding)

You get soda like in a non magic vending machine!

 

 

Inserts cthulu (google it before responding)

You get soda like in a non magic vending machine!

 

 

Inserts cthulu (google it before responding)

 

 

Edit: It's going to take me forever to backspace this so I'm just going to explain that the mobile version glitches out sometimes

Edited June 15, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You get The Ancient Ones pissed off at you.

 

 

*inserts 4chan*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a pile of every single type of human bodily fluid and waste mixed into a big lump of horror.



I insert Donald Trump.

[Sigma 768]

You receive a bucking huge pile of cash.

 

(Inserts vending machine.)

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You broke the vending machine. Good job.

 

*inserts a Lego brick*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a spike strip.


I insert the night.

[N.W. 3,619]

You get a Luna Plushie

 

*Inserts OC*

[CloserToTheSun 732]

You receive a Mary Sue.

 

 

*inserts Rock Band 2 for Xbox*