The Vending Machine.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

You receive a common hat.

I insert my hand.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a Mann Co. Supply Crate Key and a Fancy Fedora.


 

I insert the All Seeing Eye (as in, the Conduit ASE)

[SparklingSquirrels 21,347]

You get a real eyeball.

 

*inserts coin* (I'll bet it's been awhile since someone did that)

[Tabe 216]

You get nothing!

 

*Inserts space and time*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets faster than light travel and FTL radio. You can now colonize the universe.

 

Inserts a manticore.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a hydra.



I insert Jar Jar Binks.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You get a movie that no one likes.

 

insert Boba Fett

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Jango Fett.


I insert PIzza the Hutt.

[Glike 487]

You get Dominoes delivered in 30 minutes or less.

 

I insert physics.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get chemistry.



I insert some toenail clippings.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

You get yourself...
 

*Inserts 5$*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a jar of dirt.



I insert a bagel.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Out comes a bugle

 

*inserts a book"

[DubWolf 17,293]

You get read.

 

*inserts a truck full of fish*

[Glike 487]

You get a fish full of truck.

 

Inserts neurotoxin.

[DubWolf 17,293]

You get brainsick (if that's a thing).

 

*inserts a rod made from a mysterious material from Uranus*

[SparklingSquirrels 21,347]

You get a rod made from a mysterious material from... Earth!

 

*inserts another vending machine*

[Glike 487]

You get Leonardo DiCaprio.

 

Inserts nothing

[DubWolf 17,293]

Nothing gets you nothing, friend :comeatus:.

 

*inserts handled fish*

[SparklingSquirrels 21,347]

You get an airplane!

 

*inserts some euros*

[DubWolf 17,293]

You get an airplane!

 

*inserts some euros*

That doesn't make any sense !

 

The machine gives you some Swedish Kroner*

 

*gives to Swirly*

 

*inserts a plunger*

Edited May 11, 2014 by Super80 Wolf

[Glike 487]

You get a ticket to Ukraine.

 

Inserts a rabid dolphin.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,347]

You get a rabid whale.

 

*inserts Super80 Wolf*

[DubWolf 17,293]

 

*gets stuck in the machine and is banging to escape*

 

You get an upset Wolfie.

 

*cannot insert anything*

Edited May 11, 2014 by Super80 Wolf

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Since you're stuck in the machine and can't insert anything, I pull you out of the machine, and insert a lock of your hair.