The Vending Machine.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a tower.

 

 

 

I insert a man with a plan.

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

You get a swirly chair. I like those.

 

I insert this plasma gun.

[Robin Hoof 47]

Out pops an active plasma grenade.

 

Inserts a Colecovision.

[Aniki 386]

You receive [Rose-tinted Nostalgia Glasses]. (Wow! These make everything old look amazing!)

 

 

I insert Doge.

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

You get a Dogecane.

 

I insert the active plasma grenade.

[Robin Hoof 47]

You get nothing because the vending machine exploded. Now we have to go find a new one.

 

Walks down the hall and inserts a Shiny penny into the new vending machine.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Gets a miniature poodle. Damnit, this machine is stuffed too!

Inserts wrench.

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

You broke it. You threw a wrench into the works.

 

After a few days, I repair the machine, consecrate it to the Omnissiah, and insert a dime.

[Demirari 454]

You get nothing as the dime was spent on NOTHING.

 

I insert a giant marshmallow.

[Robin Hoof 47]

You get a giant sentient stay puft mash mellow man. Hope you know who to call.

 

Inserts a Mario Goomba.

[Misty Rose 3,216]

You get Bowser

 

I insert the Grim Reaper

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

You get a Glum Reaper

I insert a Shy Guy.

[Robin Hoof 47]

You get a Birdo!

 

I insert an empty soda bottle.

[Loriem 639]

You get a soda bottle full of classic coke.

 

 

I insert a rock.

[Princess Derpy 672]

You get Internet Explorer.

 

*Inserts America*

[Robin Hoof 47]

You get an uneducated and irrational politician.

 

I insert Princess Zelda.

[Loriem 639]

You get a game called "Links Quest, BECAUSE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER DAMMIT!"

 

 

*Inserts The Ice King.*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get Gunther.

 

I insert Samuel L. Jackson.

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[Doc. Volt 2,561]

insert electrified coin

 

"damn it!!! i fried it.... well.. free cans for all!!!"

[SomariFeyWright 776]

"WE DON'T WANT A BUNCH OF DAMN CANS!"

*get pelted with the cans*

 

New vending machine placed, as I insert a terrible video game*

[Robin Hoof 47]

You get a Nintendo power fist.

 

I insert the 9th season of Smallville.

[Loriem 639]

You get a note that says, "This show got nine seasons? Huh..."

 

 

*Inserts Supernatural.*

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

insert nazi

 

get paris

 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Blackpool.




I insert the Statue of Liberty wearing a bandana.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

You get an American flag.

 

I insert Santashy.