The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jon the VGNerd 885]

Granted, you are now stalked by millions of papparazzis as you make your lunch.

 

I wish 6 would stand up against 7.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but you slept through lunch hour and now are eating cold pizza alone in your room listening to Brittney Spears albums crying.

I wish MuffinThief was more creative with his corrupting

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the generic corruption business goes bankrupt due to his newfound originality causing the world's stupid and unoriginal people to run out of things to say,  and riots begin breaking out all over the world due to your damn wish.

 

♪I wish I had a jet pack, so I could fly away♪

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, when it happens your avatar fails to make sense andd you get shot in the stomach with a hollow point .50 pistol round.

 

I wish I had a .50 revolver.

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.Enjoy your new .50cm-long revolver.

 

 

I wish I could sell my body for money.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I don't pay the full price and then I hire 30 tall Italian men to shoot you for being too expensive.

 

I wish I could sell my body for money.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the only pony willing to pay for sex with you is your step-father

I wish I was sexy and I know it

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but your arrogance gets the best of you, and I hire 30 tall Italian men to kill your ass.

 

I wish I could sell my body for money.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the only thing willing to buy your body is dirty middle aged soccer cougars
I wished LeatherBehlt was japanese.

Edited February 19, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.He is now super-moe and speaks in high-pitched squeals.Unfortunately,he needs a giant tentacle monster,which you transformed into as he turned Japanese.

 

I wish Frank Sinatra was still alive.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the jet pack has no fuel..rocket fuel prices have gone up man!

I wish ponies read my post using claptraps voice.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but he sings Gangsta Rape with P.Diddy now.


I wish Klingon was my 1st language

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted,but it goes on youtube and the gullible, impulsive society, we live in thinks you'rea pedo and you get thrown in jail to have your plot stretched out by a bunch of horny PuertoRicans. Some will probably be on my mom's side of the family. And when I say horny, I'm not talking about unicorns.

 

I wish I could sell my body for money.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I'm Japanese now so I have a relatively small penis.

 

I wish I could sell my body for money.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the only people willing to buy your body are senile shell shocked WW2 vets who think you're their dead wife 'Ethel'



I wish Leatherbehlt would stop making me do this face.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the only people who are willing to buy you are over weight 'bears' from the gay bar 'Well spank my ass and call me Juanita."

I wish I was on an episode of COPS

Edited February 19, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but instead he makes you because you impregnate her, and technically that is "making" you.

 

I wish Mike would turn me into a colt again.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you're only on because it's illegal to use that face you just repetitively used for the past 10 corrupt a wish posts.

 

I wish I liked aviators more.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but instead your this

I wish Leatherbehlt was my dad

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I'm dissapointed with the way I raised you, so I use drinking as a way to relieve the tension of knowing that my son watches My Little Pony.

 

I wish this fucking website didn't keep fucking with my compuer, I've gotten over 10 reports from Norton today involving this website.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but they don't like you because your a bear.

I wish I was MegaFlan

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I don't know who the hay that is so I'm unable to correctly grant your wish.

 

I wish I wasn't afraid of having diarehea again.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but your fear becomes an obsession and! I wish I knew what went wrong :/

Edited February 19, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but instead I fuck with this website causing technical derpiculties!

I wish my dad [Leatherbehlt] loved me.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but he's too stubborn and proud to admit it.

 

I wish I could tell my son that I'm actually a mare.