The Corrupted Wish Game

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. Enjoy your new career as a fish.

I wish I didn't have to do anything.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but you can't do anything either.

 

I wish for the apocylipse.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Just granted. I'll throw in a free lollypop for you yo enjoy the show with.

 

I wish I had unholy powers.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Granted,butyou die if anything touches you.

 

I wish I had the element of Generosity Card, to complete my puzzle.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but It falls off the Cliffs of Insanity into the ocean.

 

I wish I hadn't ended the world

Edited June 18, 2013 by D1scordant

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now you have a bunch of tics all over you. Have fun with your lime disease.

 

I wish I could know if the chicken or egg came first.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

granted, but you are disappointed in the answer.

 

 I wish.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

I grant. Then I kick you in the shin.

 

I wish I had fantastic film making skills

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but  now nobody uses film anymore, they've all moved to digital.

 

I wish for everyone on the planet to get free bacon for life.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's cheap, ultra-processed bacon that tastes like arse.

 

 

 

I wish that I lived in the same universe, city and street as Konata Izumi.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are a fat, smelly creep with a speech impediment and constant flatulence. She is utterly revolted by you, and you have no chance of finding common ground as you hate anime and computers.

 

I wish for a terrible cursed object with a dark and interesting history.

 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the curse upon it is such that you can't touch it with your bare hands without dying instantly.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could dance.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted but scootaloo blocked it

 

i wish i can make pony cupcakes like pinkamena

[Chacobos 160]

Granted, but in the end you become the cupcakes

 

 

I wish for debt 

Edited June 21, 2013 by Rainbows R Metal

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted, but in the end you become the cupcakes

 

 

I wish for debt 

Yay you didnt corrupt my wish

 

and granted but a thief steals it

 

I wish for Derpy x Dr. Whooves.

[Gay Bird 421]

Congratulations, you get rule 68 rule 34 drawn by the worst artist on earth.

 

I wish for anyone who doesn't use Netflix to have their arms and legs disappear.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but soon after you stop using Netflix, meaning that YOUR arms and legs also disappear.

 

 

 

I wish that anime was more easily found in the UK.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Enjoy your copy of Tenticle Fun Time 15. Your mum and dad are doing the voiceovers.

 

 

I wish I were a very good serial killer.

[RileyJC1243 4]

Granted,but you can only kill your friends.

 

I wish landmasters didn't exist.

[Skye42 59]

Granted, but they now have turned into raging dragons and ate you. 

 

I WISH FOR DERPY TO BE MY MUFFIN EATING BUDDY!! =D

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted. Youre the muffin.

 

 

I WISH FOR  AND 'S TO TEH WORLD!

Edited June 23, 2013 by Lightning Sketch

[Skye42 59]

I do not understand you wish but.... GRANTED, except   and  's start to hunt you down for food.

 

(Whoop! I'm the muffin!)

 

I wish for derpy to be real.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but once you see her, she is sniped by an extreme anti-brony.

 

I wish Roblox had a better community, and not a crap community full of kids around 4 year olds.

[Skye42 59]

Granted, but every time you try to play roblox, you get horrible viruses that utimatly kill you computer. And don't bother getting another one, cuz of the viruses you recived on your old one, all computers hate you.

 

(NOOO DERPY!!! D:)

 

I wish that I could be a fruitcake.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. No one eats you and over time, you start to rot.

I wish for nookie.