The Corrupted Wish Game

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but a revolution starts 5 minutes later.

 

I wish i had lots of money.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, that money is counterfeit. You are caught and arrested.

 

I wish for a very powerful gaming PC for free.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but it crashes every 10 minutes.

 

I wish i could fly.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, you get to fly high above the clouds, but you at such high speed without any control. It takes all of you control just to keep you from crashing.

Enjoy your first day, because it's all downhill (fast!) from there.


I'm watching a film called Slaughter High from 1986. I wish for copies of it to be posted to some of the folks I went to school with, along with a note that says "Thinking of you XXX".

[Denim&Venöm 18,890]

Granted. They're all on Betamax and dubbed in Cantonese w/ Estonian subtitles

 

I wish for the next person to take my wish

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

granted, but it was really awesome, and it makes you jealous that I got it.

 

I wish for a hamburger.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but it's infected with 50 different incurable diseases.

 

I wish i had a pie-flavored pie

 

Edit: I can has good spelling skills

Edited January 30, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[YadaYadaFireBurn 7]

Granted, but as it turns out, the flavor of pie is revolting.

 

I wish I could get 100s on my midterms tomorrow.

[Rusty Rose 5]

Granted. But you will get nothing but a sandwich for a prize. 

Edited January 31, 2014 by Julius

[DubWolf 17,263]

You never made a wish because you never existed.

 

I wish for a buffalo man action figure.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but you set it next to a light bulb and it melts.

 

I wish that school was easier.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Granted, but you find it so easy you get put into a more advanced class and it becomes harder again.

 

I wish the snow was all gone.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but it just snows again.

 

I wish that I could live inside a book.

[DubWolf 17,263]

Granted; you think you get put in a bad book, but you actually just become a word where you spend the rest of your life at until the book is destroyed: that word is "the".

 

I wish for a heat-proof buffalo man action figure.

[Denim&Venöm 18,890]

Granted. It retains it's heat and burns it's way through your hand. 

 

I wish that the show revealed Fluttershy was actually a stallion the whole time 

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but the fandom freaks out, and Hasbro goes bankrupt.

 

I wish that I could find a job.

Edited January 31, 2014 by clockwork24

[DubWolf 17,263]

Granted....it's that kind of job .

 

I wish for a tardis.

[Gay Bird 421]

Granted. It doesnt work though.

 

I wish for more free time.

[Denim&Venöm 18,890]

You get it, via being paralyzed from the eyebrows down

 

I wish for this thread to end

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but it resurrects out of spite and I nick your wallet.

I wish for Godzilla.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but it starts it's warpath in your neighborhood.

 

I wish that my favorite fanfiction would get finished.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but it suddenly took a turn for the worst and started sucking big time.

 

I wish for a penny.

[Denim&Venöm 18,890]

Granted. It's counterfeit and you get questioned by the feds.

 

I wish I looked good in a plaid skirt. 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. But I nick your wallet (and I look even better in ma kilt!).

I wish to wake up without issue tomorrow.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you have many issues the day after that.

 

I wish to escape reality.