The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lunatic 1,186]

(stuck in cake?! awesome!)

granted but you never wished for it.

 

i wish for pinkie pie to organize my party

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but she follows fanfiction...Oh gawd

 

I wish that i had more juice.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but you cant drink it.

 

i wish i got pinkies cake.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but cos it was pinkie's pinkie ate it.

 

I wish i had a chocolate eclair.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but spike takes it away from you.

MINE!

 

i wish for my own dragon assistant

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Pinkie ate that too...

 

I wish... I dunno.

 

EDIT: I don't care if I'm ninja'd; I'm leaving my corruption in place.

Edited May 23, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Lostwanderer 367]

granted, you longer know anything

 

I wish i couldnt grant a wish

[Sne 36]

Granted, you can't grant any more wishes, not only magical, whenever somepony asks you for something you can't do it.

 

I wish the next wish to be corrupted.

Edited May 23, 2012 by Sne

[Lostwanderer 367]

granted, but in retro spect it is ignored as you were ninjad.

 

I wish i was just ninja'd writing this.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but you didn't see it.

 

i wish for a muffin!

[Lostwanderer 367]

granted, but derpy ate it

 

I wish i had a derpy

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted but she lands an anvil on your head

 

i wish for seeing that^ happen

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you now lost a friend, he died, from an anvil, caused by derpy.

 

I wish i could haunt you

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but i would laugh at you the whole time.

 

i wish i could see ghosts.

[Lostwanderer 367]

granted, but you cant see me, and you area ghost

 

i wish i could see living poeple

[Lunatic 1,186]

you can, but you cant do anything with them.

 

i wish i could fly

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but you cant land

 

i wish i had more cards

[Nightfall 3,950]

Yes, but they are all Jokers.

 

I wish I could DJ...

[Lunatic 1,186]

you can, but it sounds crap.

 

i wish mlp was real

[Lostwanderer 367]

granted, but you eat hay

 

I wish i was a princess prince

[Nightfall 3,950]

Ok, but you're a jerk like Prince Blueblood.

 

I wish... for stuff.

[Lostwanderer 367]

congratulations, you're now pregnant

 

I wish i could eat infinetly

[Nightfall 3,950]

Yes, but you get extremely sick all the time.

 

I wish you didn't say I was pregnant.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you're now a mother/father

 

I wish i had more RL friends

[Nightfall 3,950]

Yes, but they are all jerks.

 

I wish I knew some of the people from here and from LEGO.com Message Boards in real life...