The Corrupted Wish Game

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, you can imagine all voices you like but nobody can hear you.

 

I wish that I can play soccer like messi.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you can only be that good when unclothed.. as in, naked..

 

I wish i had Star Citizen's M50 Intercepter, and there was nothing wrong with it..

Edited March 12, 2016 by AURAequine

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but it's just a modell 

 

Granted, but you can only be that good when unclothed.. as in, naked..

 

ok, I wish I never need clothes anymore 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, you no longer need clothes, but you can't take yours off ever because they're fused to your skin

 

I wish it was easier to draw ponies..

[IronM17 5,373]

granted, but you can't draw anything others than ponies

 

I wish that I can sing 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you can no longer speak..

 

 

granted, but you can't draw anything others than ponies

 

I can't tell if that's a bad thing Are you sure that's a corrupted wish?

[IronM17 5,373]

I can't tell if that's a bad thing Are you sure that's a corrupted wish?

 

When you lost the interest in MLP and/or want to drawn other stuff, then yes. And to draw only ponies and nothing more can be really boring with the time. 

 

I wish that I can dance. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you dance uncontrollably for the rest of your life

 

I wish i had a new pony themed lanyard..

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but the ponies on your lanyard are from G3

 

I wish that I can play guitar 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but the music you play causes anyone in audible range to convulse and suffer from seizures..

 

I wish the world was a better place..

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but the sun get's destroyed in a few days and with her also the world.

 

I wish that I can see the future. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you can no longer see the present..

 

I wish my jokes were better..

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but nobody in this world can laugh.

 

Granted, but you can no longer see the present..

 

Is this even possible? XD

 

I wish that I would be a millionaire. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but the currency has changed and all the money you have now is worthless..

 

I wish the next user could corrupt this wish

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, your wish is now corrupted and the game is over 

 

I wish I had an better answer for this. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but your answer offends everyone and you're now banned forever..

 

I wish i could have free internet for a year..

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but after the year, you will never have internet again. 

 

I wish that I can live in equestria 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you live in THIS version of it..

 

 

I wish there was a Celestia episode..

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but she dies in this episode. 

 

I wish that I find my dream man. 

[icyfire 433]

Granted: Though it is literally a man you can only see in your dreams. You spend every dream searching for him and in the last second of every dream you see him, your eyes lock and you are suddenly sprung awake.

Unable to recall his face

or name.

Just a thought.

The same thought that starts your journey each night for your endless search,

for your dream's man. 

 

(sorry)

 

I wish i could spend more time writing.

Edited March 12, 2016 by icyfire888

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but you can only write in a language who nobody can understand except you and nobody will read your texts.

 

I wish that nobody is afraid of homosexuality anymore. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, nobody is afraid of homosexuality anymore but now everyone in the world hates the idea, and homosexuality eventually no longer exists..

 

I wish there was a breakthrough in science to allow us to travel to distant worlds instantly

Edited March 12, 2016 by AURAequine

[IronM17 5,373]

Granted, but you can only travel to a distant world and not back.

 

I wish that I am a successful actor. 

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but you can only act with Tim Allen

 

I wish that all forms of rent is free..

Edited March 12, 2016 by AURAequine

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get free rentals for everything.....for only 2 minutes that is.

 

I wish I can cook food better than Jamie Oliver or Gordon Ramsay.