The Corrupted Wish Game

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but you explode during transformation.

 

I wish I were a tree.

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

granted, but you become a tree of heaven (they kill all others plants around them to thrive). You are now a very lonely tree.

 

I wish something more evil then humans existed in real life.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted evil Robots come to earth.

 

i wish i wasn't bored all the time.

[Octavia2 83]

Granted, now you're scared of everything all the time.

 

I wish for weatherford seasoning. that stuff's good.

[Half-Note 273]

Granted. Everything you touch is weatherford seasoning.

 

 

 

I wish I lived in Equestria.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. All the ponies are scared of you and hide.

 

I wish I could have the big shady tree that fell down last night back...

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it's an Ent and wants to kill you, thinking you caused the storm. I wish Frodo never was corrupted by the one ring.

[Half-Note 273]

Granted. He was never corrupted because Bilbo never found it and Sarumon was able to retrieve it.

 

 

I wish I had a hot girlfriend.

Edited July 4, 2012 by Half-Note

[MyLittleCell 106]

Granted but she doesnt like bronys.

 

I wish for cake

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

 

I wish I had the time to watch that...

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but when you have the time to watch it it's gone.

 

I wish I could stop listening to

all the time.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

(I had to!!! I always use this song for when I'm wishtrolling...)

 

I wish I could understand why people hate JoJtin BieiBer so much; I mean, I really don't get it...

Edited July 4, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Love4discord18 269]

Granted, but as you learn the truth you get hit on the head by something and loose your memory

 

I wish my mom would let me buy ramen again

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted but it's not the kind you like

 

i wish Alduin was a good dragon.

Edited July 4, 2012 by King_Mornki

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but Paarthurnax takes over as evil leader of the dragons, and he turns out to be more competent than Alduin and conquers Tamriel.

 

I wish I could dragonshout.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted but the world explodes (what does that have to do with anything?)

 

I wish that my wish would be granted in a good way.

[Love4discord18 269]

Not granted because you want it to be granted^^

 

I wish it would rain

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. If you ever leave me baby, leave some money on the floor.

 

 

I wish musical corruptions made more sense.

Edited July 5, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but then all of a sudden your house and everything in it blows up.

 

I wish I could just burst out crying.

[Half-Note 273]

Granted. you just burst out crying and can't ever stop.

 

 

 

I wish Fluttershy was my wifey.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but human/pony interspecies marriages aren't valid in your country.

 

I wish for Braeburn.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braeburn

 

I wish that made sense.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it only makes sense to you.

 

I wish for the pony named Braeburn.

Edited July 5, 2012 by Jadefire

[Znex 936]

Granted, unfortunately it's a terrible drawing of him saved as a .JPG file:

 

I wish I wasn't so terrible at drawing

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Please wait four to six weeks.

 

I wish I'd actually get to drawing something again...