The Corrupted Wish Game

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. The moon explodes and you fall through space and die.

 

I wish I had a hug.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Here's a bug.

 

I wish for a motherboard.

[PegasisterTaco 318]

Granted. The motherboard explodes in your face.

 

I wish Scootaloo was a chicken.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Wish was redundant.

 

I wish for 16GB of RAM.

[Half-Note 273]

Granted you have 16GB full of nothing but Ram pictures.

 

I wish to skip my wish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

I wish for a video card.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted... It's horrible.

 

I wish for nothing to happen to Cloud Chaser.

Edited July 8, 2012 by Nightfall Solara Greylight

[Half-Note 273]

Granted. Cloud Chaser is stuck in limbo.

 

I wish I wasn't Forever Alone.

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted. You're stuck with someone you don't like.

 

I wish for Netflix to have Narnia.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but then Netflix runs out of business and you explode.

 

I wish I knew why almost all my posts on here involved exploding.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Netfux just took a dump on your entertainment centre.

 

I wish things didn't become so differicult...

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they're now diffirent. I wish Ganaram used better grammar.

[pilchar 5]

Granted, the rules of grammar have been changed to fit Ganaram.

 

I wish I could live with Twilight sparkle.

[Half-Note 273]

Granted. You live with the Cullen family.

 

I wish Trixie was my real wife.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. You are now married to Canon Trixie, and she is a total b!tch.

 

I wish for less profanity censorship.

[MadhouseMischief 9]

Granted, but it's because profanity ceased to exist.

 

I wish for everyone who writes in english to know the difference between your and you're.

Edited July 10, 2012 by MadhouseMischief

[Starswirl the Trixie 974]

Granted by introduction of the grammar police. Your execution for not capitalizing the word "English" is this Thursday. You're doomed.

 

I wish no one will post after me [no, this isn't a thread-breaking wish].

Edited July 10, 2012 by Starswirl the Trixied

[Half-Note 273]

Granted everyone and No one switch meanings.

 

I wish that Dolan would die....... pls.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. No, I'm not gonna corrupt that one, Dolan should just die.

 

I wish for dragons.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Spike's homesick.

 

I wish things made sense.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, things are less fun. Discord said so. I wish Discord caused chaos on Earth.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. Fox News.

 

I wish the temperature would drop below freezing.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. It already is... The temp's far below the freezing point of Iron.

 

I wish you'd specify your freezing point.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. Too bad you don't speak Icelandic.

 

I wish I could airbend.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you create a hurricane that blows apart New Orleans. Again. I wish there were no MLP haters, only bronies. And I am a brony.