The Corrupted Wish Game

[pjsforever 89]

Granted but the angry lamb eats Isaac and dies of a heart attack afterwards.

 

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. Now the entire world biosphere collapses because one species disappeared.

 

I wish I knew what I was talking about.

[Swagon 6]

Granted, but because of the over flow of information from knowing every miniscule detail of that indepth process

your brain forgets where you live your name and how to use your right thumb

 

I wish I could teleport when ever and where ever I want

Edited September 5, 2012 by Swagon

[Key Lime Pie 131]

Granted. You accidentally teleport off the edge of the earth.

 

 

 

I wish my french teacher wasn't so stupid.

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. They become so smart you can't learn anything from them.

 

I wish everyone would leave me alone for a few hours.

[AnonBrony 1,469]

Granted she becomes so smart that she thinks all her students (including you) to be stupid. An dtherefore you fail her class.

 

 

I wish something great will happen tommorow!

[Swagon 6]

granted, world war three

 

I wish I wish I was a fish

Edited September 5, 2012 by Swagon

[AnonBrony 1,469]

Granted. Your a fish out of water and you die.

 

 

I wish it was Sunday.

[Swagon 6]

Granted, its last sunday.

 

I wish I finally had some money this month... :\

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, you get 1/10 of a penny.

 

I wish I had no mosquito bites

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. You have tiger bites.

 

I wish I could write poetry.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, nobody likes it

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything

Edited September 5, 2012 by deep space 8

[Bari 7,023]

Granted. Somehow your head ends up imploding...

 

I wish that I could make a special bond with a member of this forum.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. You become Siamese twins.

 

I wish I could sleep during the day and go to school at night.

Edited September 5, 2012 by Dr_Waveband

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, the very second you get that time to yourself, you have a wee grape abd choke to death in a horrible and embarrasing way. Damn,too slow

 

Granted, but then you are mistaken for a vampire and have a wooden stake rammed in your heart before you are beheaded and have a bulb of garlic shoved in yer gob.

 

I wish that Holliwood would burn with all the idiots responcible for crappy movies and pointless remakes

Edited September 6, 2012 by Midnight Seeker

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, now no more great movies can be made. Nice going, hotshot. I wish the Three Stooges were still alive and making episodes.

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted, but their new material sucks and they lose popularity.

 

I wish I was the type of pony everypony everypony should know.

[rainbow_hearts 148]

Granted. But everypony knows you now and nobody will leave you alone.

 

I wish to take over the world!

[Jadefire 2,798]

Granted. Enjoy the crippling debt, bad economy, political corruption, and famines and genocides. Have fun getting it all taken care of before you get overthrown.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

That wish was made already, but granted, you're a fish out of water and you dry up and die. I wish nobody had to kill each other, and that 4chan was banned.

[MetalGearP0n3 29]

Granted, 4chan ban-evaded anyway. and you still only get one wish.

 

I wish..I knew if the Hope Diamond was really cursed

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted. Here you go, find out for yourself.

 

 

I wish someone gave me a(n uncursed) diamond.

[AnonBrony 1,469]

Granted. The diamond is so small, you can't see it and if you did you will probably end up losing it.

 

 

I wish its was several hours from now.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Granted.

 

 

I wish I could find cheap Nintendo DS games somewhere.

[Proctra Music 335]

Granted, #Chaos.

 

I wish I lived inside a peanut that's been enlarged to the size of a planet and is now a part of the milky way.