The Corrupted Wish Game

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! You get the Diamond Dogs from "Moulin Rouge!".

 

I wish had more brilliant ideas.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Only for you to find out that you have been unknowingly copying other people's ideas!

 

I wish for extra sets of keys that unlock absolutely nothing!

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You get a WordGirl-size uber-keychain.

I wish for an army of Applejack.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Drink up!

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000epIPXnn.Wf0/s/900/900/Applejack-Liquor-Store-041.jpg

 

I wish for poisoned candy.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted but it's fake.

 

I wish i could meet my crazy side.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. But your crazy side doesn't recognize you somehow and violently attacks you! You get saved by Pinkamena.

 

I wish I could make my brother shut up!

[The Soldier 2,043]

Granted. But your crazy side doesn't recognize you somehow and violently attacks you! You get saved by Pinkamena.

 

I wish I could make my brother shut up!

 

Granted.

*BOOM!*

Look what you did now. Oh, well. Law's caught ya and now you're sentenced to death.

"You're history"

 

I wish I was 20% cooler

Edited October 21, 2012 by High Voltage

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted but you and Rainbow Dash get into a fight over who's more 20% cooler.

 

 

I wish i was the ruler of Equestria.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Everyone spotenously becomes evil and Pinkamena leads a grand crusade to kill you and reinstate the Celestial Diarchy.

I wish for an epic fanfic over this thread.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted but the thread explodes due to the epicness.

 

 

I wish me and Luna both were friends.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but everone else hates you and she wiil soon turn back into NMM and hate you as well.

I wish I could dance.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted. U dance. And dance. And dance. And dance. I basically u die in a couple days since u dance non-stop.

 

 

I Wish it was November 3 right now.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. It then goes back.

 

I wish for another cat.

Edited October 21, 2012 by The Weapon

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Granted, but the year is 1842

I wish we had more seson 3 spoilers.

 

And apperently there are ninjas.

 

Granted. Here is your cat. *whispers* He doesn't like you.

 

I wish I could go ziplineing!

Edited October 21, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. Except they're random tiny photos that could be from any season and episode.

I wish for Season 4 to happen.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. But back at the place where they make MLP, the computers get infected by a virus and all the season's content gets erased!

 

I wish for a piece of amber.

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You're stuck in it.

 

I wish for someone to remake the earlier generations of MLP into MLP: FiM editions.

[Roi 100]

Granted you now have Glaucoma,Cataracts,and Trachoma,their is no cure..Enjoy the show :}

 

I wish I had bad luck!Heheh

Edited October 21, 2012 by MLPSQUAD

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Stuff keeps falling on your head every 5 minutes until you're rendered comatose for a decade!

 

I wish my room walls were purple!

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. They're a bad shade of purple which clashes with everything.

I wish for a nuke.

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted. You cause World War III.

 

I wish, that i would wish for the greatest wish of all!

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted. You wish for the greatest deathwish of all.

Edited October 22, 2012 by Aquila

[The Weapon 168]

Granted. You didn't wish for anything, so you don't get anything except a nuke from the mass nuclear exchange in WWIII I caused, launched by my army of defective fluttershies.

 

I wish for people to remember to wish for things in this thread.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. But before they start typing, they get whacked in the head and fall on top of the keyboard.

 

I wish my house is clean (it's all a mess...)

Edited October 22, 2012 by MagicalStarRain

[AnonBrony 1,467]

Granted. Its clean. So clean that thats absolutly nothing in it. SO clean it doesn't even exist. Don't ask hows that possible. Now your homeless. But hey, look on the bright side... you're clean arn't you?

 

I wish... that my teacher didn't make us watch the presidential debate tonight...