The Corrupted Wish Game

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

granted its off....forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I wish for applejack

Granted but its JAPPLEJACK  

 

I wish MLP Was Season 4 alreadyyyy D:

Edited June 4, 2013 by Lightning Sketch

[Astrobrony 655]

Granted.  Enjoy the lost fourth season of "My Little Pony Tales!"

 

 

I wish the Chicago Cubs would win the World Series.

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Granted, but it is a total blowout - so not that exciting to watch.  Man, I am so evil.

 

 

I wish that cartoon characters were real and lived among us, like in that movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit." 

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but they are all zombies, and kill everyone.

I wish I could become a Spartan like Master Cheif, and have no defects of the procedure. I also do not want to die until I have been a spartan for 15+ years

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, on your anniversary of your 15th year as a Spartan, you are hated by everyone and many bad things happen to you like getting poor, then you die a long and painful death, with people dancing on your grave.

 

I wish for a pootis sandvich.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you don't like it.

 

 

 

I wish that I could buy MOAR VIDEOGAMEZES

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Every game machine you go near explodes.

 

I wiish my bees accept me as a friend when i get them

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but they keep saying that you are seeking the midnight.

 

I wish to take over a country for my own.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Me and my bees stage a coup. They sting you to near death. I'm the one that is going to excute you though. It's set for 12 midnight. I'm watching the clock, as a sharpen my pointy stick.

 

I wish to rule my island nation forever.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you are unable to have trade partners, allies, and such because everyone hates your nation, and then you are imprisoned and your nation is taken over by rebels.

 

I wish the Mac would support every video game I want to play.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I then take you eyes and remove your arms. Then i kick you in the nads before I set your computer on fire and take your wallet.

 

I wish I could animate.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you are very terrible at it and you are unable to get any better, and you think you are doing good, so you post your work, and you get hated all over the internet for doing that.

 

I wish I was good at drawing.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you was good at drawing but the grammar nazi killed me for saying that and now your wish won't come true.

 

I wish to have a cookie.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I then repeat whatt I did the last time I granted your wish.

 

I wish I could really hunt trolls.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, they always catch you trying to hunt them and they brutally troll you.

 

I wish for the Grammar Nazis to take over Facebook and other sites, since they are filled with dangerous non-grammar children, and the Grammar Nazis would enforce people to at least have okay grammar.

Edited June 5, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

Granted,but you become so caught up in hunting them,you get lost in the Everfree forest

 

I wish I could do the Time Warp again.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you then have to become part of the Rocky Horror Picture Show cast.

 

 

 

 

I wish that Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory was cheaper.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, you lose all your money though

 

I wish for a cool new key ring

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but it's a Muggle trap and you lose it first thing.

 

I wish for a nice cup of tea.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but there's salt instead of sugar

 

I wish for a new anime to watch

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but it's just a dubbed over version of Jersey Shore.

 

I wish for a cute new pair of shoes.

Edited June 6, 2013 by Iridian

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, did i mention crocs are cute now?

 

I wish for a first world problem

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but your first world problem is extreme obesity plus type two diabetes.

 

I wish for a glass of water and some ibuprofen.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but that headache is too painful for yout o do anything about it

 

I wish for longer fingernails

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but you accidentally slit your throat with them as you sleep.

 

I wish for a bag of Jolly Ranchers.