I'd hit you with _________

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I'll hit you with my dad's brand new orange hammer drill!!!!!! It's pretty

[Dewdlz 938]

I'd hit you with Luna's stinky shoes.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I shall hit you with a sofa!!!

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with a fish

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I hit you with a tree!

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with an avocado

[Guest]

I'd hit you with a cotton ball

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I hit you with a pencil!

[Mjctechguy 193]

I hit you with a ty Fluttershy plushy

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with a Chicken McNugget

[Guest]

I'd hit you with a pillow 

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with denture cream

[Guest]

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I'd hit you with head on apply directly to the forehead! 

[CheeryFox 23,817]

I'd hit you with bean curd. 

[LittleMac 3,085]

I'd hit you with an apple taped to a walrus

[CheeryFox 23,817]

I'd hit you with a Taco Tuesday billboard. 

[Mjctechguy 193]

II'd hit you with a single bed mattress

[CheeryFox 23,817]

I'd hit you with Frank Lampard. 

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I'd hit you with a pillow!!! XD

[Pinkdasher7 27]

I hit cha with Dance off bro!

[Guest]

I'd hit ya with I got the whole world in my hands

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I hit you with a tv screen!!!!

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

I'd hit you with mah imaginary 32 inch, 4K, IPS, 144Hz monitor...

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

I´d hit you with a playlist of epic music.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I shall hit you with a chair!!!