I'd hit you with _________

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

I'd hit you with Internet Explorer

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I'd hit you with a muffin.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd hit you with this decapitated head that you do not want to know where I got it from.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

There's too much finger in this thread!

There's never enough finger.

I can't believe I just said that

OT: I'd hit you with a muesli bar.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd throw an eyeball at you.

[Hastur 505]

I'd hit you... with a question mark!!!

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

I'd hit you with a X-Mas tree

[Mr F 1,522]

I would hit you with a goat! 

[OrangeRiff 45]

I would hit you with a hit..... song

[Princess Derpy 672]

I'd hit you with the fact that I still don't know how to tie shoe laces.... Is that bad?

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I'd hit you with the fact that that's probably not a very good thing.

[Mr F 1,522]

I would hit you with my guinea pig.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

I'd hit you with my dead guinea pig.... I miss her 

 

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

There's too much guinea pig around here!

 

I hit you with this skull I'm caressing...

[UserNotFound 964]

I'd hit you with a restraining order ... You scare me!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd hit you (gently) with a box full of homemade chocolate chip cupcakes.

 

Yes I bake.

[Shadling 348]

I hit you with a chainsword... damn, so close... sorry, I only wanted to hit Magos Amphrose, would you pardon me?

 

 

EDIT : Wow, you're a lucky mare... a ninja saved you!

Edited December 6, 2013 by Shadling

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd hit you with a warscythe.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

ahahah! i will hit you with a fully charged Maxwell capacitor!! ahaha!!!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Gauss Cannon. Oh, and I have Phase Shifter. Can't touch this.

[Shadling 348]

Hit you with a gravity hammer, 'cuz sending body in space is funneh.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I retaliate with the full force of a Doomsday Ark. You no longer exist.

[UserNotFound 964]

I'd hit you with a hug! *hugs*

 

Thank you for the cupcakes!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I'd hit you with a hug back!

[UserNotFound 964]

I'd hit you with a rainbow