How hasbro ruined everything, Twilicorn rant

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

[6:34:02 PM] Pinkazoid: Well, she's an alicorn, does that mean she'll live forever?

[6:34:50 PM] Urdie: :w

[6:34:54 PM] Urdie: she will

[6:34:58 PM] Urdie: her friends die

[6:35:08 PM] Urdie: she kills herself

[6:35:13 PM] Urdie: celestia sees

[6:35:21 PM] Urdie: she kills herself

[6:35:24 PM] Urdie: luna sees

[6:35:24 PM] Pinkazoid: :3

[6:35:26 PM] Pinkazoid: No

[6:35:31 PM] Urdie: she kills herself

[6:35:32 PM] Pinkazoid: Luna celebrates

[6:35:37 PM] Pinkazoid: And then

[6:35:40 PM] Urdie: discord goes bad

[6:35:42 PM] Urdie: cuz

[6:35:44 PM] Pinkazoid: Night forever :v

[6:35:48 PM] Pinkazoid: And then

[6:35:48 PM] Urdie: the elements are gone

[6:35:56 PM] Pinkazoid: :3

[6:36:03 PM] Urdie: and then without celestia

[6:36:07 PM] Urdie: its ight forever

[6:36:12 PM] Urdie: and everyone dies

[6:36:15 PM] Urdie: the end

[6:36:16 PM] Urdie: :3

[6:37:04 PM] Urdie: luna starves cuz the night kills crops

[6:37:06 PM] Urdie: and discord

[6:37:13 PM] Urdie: left with nobody

[6:37:23 PM] Urdie: was forced to confront his inner demons

[6:37:36 PM] Urdie: he looked at the crumbled ruins of the world around him

[6:37:41 PM] Urdie: and realized that he was a monster

[6:37:44 PM] Urdie: and killed himself

[6:37:45 PM] Urdie: then

[6:37:49 PM] Urdie: without any life

[6:37:56 PM] Urdie: the earth's atmosphere weakened

[6:38:01 PM] Urdie: and meteors hit the surface

[6:38:06 PM] Urdie: eventually destroying the crust

[6:38:15 PM] Urdie: the planet's gravity collpased on itself

[6:38:25 PM] Urdie: and earth was destroyed

[6:38:41 PM] Urdie: the chunks of the planet collided with the other planets

[6:38:45 PM] Urdie: causing them all to crash into the sun

[6:38:53 PM] Urdie: and then the sun became unstable

[6:38:56 PM] Urdie: exploded

[6:38:59 PM] Urdie: and became a black hole

[6:39:04 PM] Urdie: it consumed all of existance

[6:39:06 PM] Urdie: destroyed it

[6:39:11 PM] Urdie: and collapsed on itself

[6:39:15 PM] Urdie: and disappeared

[6:39:17 PM] Urdie: the end

[6:39:19 PM] Urdie: :3

[6:40:03 PM] Urdie: GREAT JOB HASBRO

[6:40:07 PM] Urdie: YOU KILLED

[6:40:10 PM] Urdie: ALL OF EXISTANCE

[6:40:14 PM] Urdie: :WWWWW

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dabuq did I just read?

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Dabuq did I just read?

Pinkazoid and Urdnot's conversation.

 

At it's finest moments.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Pinkazoid and Urdnot's conversation.

 

At it's finest moments.

Very... abridged...

[Scootalove 10,689]

Hmm... I don't know how to respond to this.

I'll let the meme speak for me.

 

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Hmm... I don't know how to respond to this.

I'll let the meme speak for me.

 

WELL THANKS TO HASBRO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO

 

WE'RE ALL INSIDE A fucking BLACK HOLE, WE JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET

 

HEY GUYS

 

HERE'S ME AND URDNOT'S VIEWS ON EQUESTRIA GIRLS:

 

 

 

[6:08:43 PM] Urdie: So here comes Equestria Girls :3

[6:08:58 PM] Pinkazoid: I don't think it'll be that bad

[6:09:04 PM] Urdie: They'll probably end up committing suicide

[6:09:08 PM] Pinkazoid: But they better fucking make Pinkie cuter

[6:09:08 PM] Urdie: because theyll get bullied

[6:09:09 PM] Pinkazoid: :v

[6:09:14 PM] Pinkazoid: ;-;

[6:09:15 PM] Urdie: because they have fucking blue and pink skin

[6:09:16 PM] Urdie: :w

[6:09:19 PM] Pinkazoid: :3

[6:09:28 PM] Pinkazoid: Pink? Purple looks more odd

[6:09:33 PM] Urdie: Pink is ok

[6:09:35 PM] Urdie: :w

[6:09:44 PM] Pinkazoid: Fluttershy looks like a fucking banana

[6:09:51 PM] Urdie: Anyways I'l give Equestria girls a chance

[6:09:58 PM] Urdie: as I gave Littliest Pet Shop a chance

 

 

 

I bolded the funniest parts, you can ignore the rest :3

[Wubsie 1,123]

You and Urdnot have very active imaginations.... O_o

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

You and Urdnot have very active imaginations.... O_o

We made up a religion about clouds, so yeah :V

[Wubsie 1,123]

We made up a religion about clouds, so yeah :V

OH MY GOD XD

[Leafeon 2,702]

Can't think of how to reply. Uh...

 

 

 

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

OH MY GOD XD

 

 

 

 

 

[27-Jan-13 23:57:31] UrdiePie: What would you do if I was a bug? :w

[27-Jan-13 23:57:35] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Yeeesss?

[27-Jan-13 23:57:42] Butthead (Pinkazoid): I don't know

[27-Jan-13 23:57:49] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Squash you

[27-Jan-13 23:57:56] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Lock you in a container

[27-Jan-13 23:58:11] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Torture you by removing one of your legs everyday :v

[27-Jan-13 23:58:16] UrdiePie: Asshole :w

[27-Jan-13 23:58:20] Butthead (Pinkazoid): <3

[27-Jan-13 23:58:24] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :3

[27-Jan-13 23:58:48] UrdiePie: I wanna be an Octopus

[27-Jan-13 23:58:48] UrdiePie: :w

[27-Jan-13 23:58:56] Butthead (Pinkazoid): huehueheueheueheueheueheuehehuhe...... Tentacles

[27-Jan-13 23:58:57] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :3

[27-Jan-13 23:59:02] UrdiePie: I wanna be

[27-Jan-13 23:59:04] UrdiePie: a whale

[27-Jan-13 23:59:05] UrdiePie: :w

[27-Jan-13 23:59:10] Butthead (Pinkazoid): I wanna be

[27-Jan-13 23:59:14] Butthead (Pinkazoid): The very best

[27-Jan-13 23:59:19] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Like no one ever was

[27-Jan-13 23:59:27] UrdiePie: I knew you were going to say that xD

[27-Jan-13 23:59:38] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Too predictable?

[00:09:14] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Urdie

[00:09:19] UrdiePie: Wat?

[00:09:20] Butthead (Pinkazoid): What if

[00:09:23] Butthead (Pinkazoid): I'm in a comma

[00:09:29] Butthead (Pinkazoid): And

[00:09:33] UrdiePie: Comma?

[00:09:36] UrdiePie: What's a comma?

[00:09:37] Butthead (Pinkazoid): This is all part of my imagination

[00:09:49] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Phone

[00:09:50] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Typos

[00:09:52] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :I

[00:09:53] UrdiePie: :0 Whoa

[00:09:54] Butthead (Pinkazoid): *coma

[00:10:01] UrdiePie: Why are you in a coma Pinkazoid? :0

[00:10:09] Butthead (Pinkazoid): I don't know

[00:10:09] Butthead (Pinkazoid): But

[00:10:18] Butthead (Pinkazoid): This is all fake

[00:10:22] Butthead (Pinkazoid): You're not real

[00:10:36] Butthead (Pinkazoid): You're part of my imagination

[00:10:37] Butthead (Pinkazoid): MLP isn't real

[00:10:43] UrdiePie: Whaaatttt?

[00:10:44] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Bronies aren't real

[00:10:46] UrdiePie: Whoa

[00:10:48] UrdiePie: Whoa

[00:10:52] UrdiePie: That's deep

[00:10:55] Butthead (Pinkazoid): POKEMON ISN'T REAL ;C;

[00:11:04] Butthead (Pinkazoid): NOTHING IS REAL

[00:11:10] Butthead (Pinkazoid): ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FAKE

[00:11:13] UrdiePie: What if you aren't real?

[00:11:13] Butthead (Pinkazoid): ;C;

[00:11:19] UrdiePie: What if none of us are real?

[00:11:23] Butthead (Pinkazoid): *flips shit and tables*

[00:11:30] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Woooooaaaaah

[00:11:33] UrdiePie: What is existance?

[00:11:43] UrdiePie: What does it mean to exist?

[00:11:45] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Nothing

[00:11:48] Butthead (Pinkazoid): ;c;

[00:11:53] UrdiePie: Whoa

[00:11:57] Butthead (Pinkazoid): You're all fake

[00:12:04] UrdiePie: What if

[00:12:05] Butthead (Pinkazoid): We're all fake

[00:12:07] UrdiePie: What if

[00:12:10] Butthead (Pinkazoid): My life is a lie

[00:12:17] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Heeeeell

[00:12:20] Butthead (Pinkazoid): What if

[00:12:26] Butthead (Pinkazoid): I'm not even human

[00:12:37] Butthead (Pinkazoid): My mind made up humans

[00:12:40] UrdiePie: You're an alien? :0

[00:12:42] UrdiePie: Whoaaaa

[00:12:54] Butthead (Pinkazoid): As a way for me to exist in this imaginary world

[00:12:58] Butthead (Pinkazoid): And

[00:12:59] Butthead (Pinkazoid): And

[00:13:00] Butthead (Pinkazoid): And

[00:13:08] Butthead (Pinkazoid): What if

[00:13:16] Butthead (Pinkazoid): I'm actually a pony

[00:13:21] Butthead (Pinkazoid): In equestria

[00:13:24] Butthead (Pinkazoid): That

[00:13:28] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Is in a coma

[00:13:38] Butthead (Pinkazoid): And that is imagining all of this

[00:13:45] Butthead (Pinkazoid): .....dear golly fuck....

[00:13:49] UrdiePie: What if we were all in a computer

[00:13:57] UrdiePie: and we're just a program that thinks it exists?

[00:14:19] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :0

[00:14:36] UrdiePie: And god... Created the program

[00:14:39] UrdiePie: Whhaaattttt

[00:14:43] UrdiePie: Whoa

[00:15:00] UrdiePie: What if

[00:15:04] UrdiePie: God IS the computer?

[00:15:09] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Conspiracies

[00:15:37] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Make a thread about this

[00:15:41] UrdiePie: Nah

[00:15:44] Butthead (Pinkazoid): We're like

[00:15:47] UrdiePie: Too much work :w

[00:16:19] UrdiePie: :0

[00:16:21] UrdiePie: what if

[00:16:24] UrdiePie: We're aliens?

[00:16:39] Butthead (Pinkazoid): We

[00:16:41] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Are

[00:16:50] UrdiePie: Is this really earth?

[00:16:57] UrdiePie: Or is it another planet?

[00:17:04] UrdiePie: Does Earth actually exist?

[00:17:12] Butthead (Pinkazoid): It doesnt

[00:17:16] UrdiePie: Whoooaaaaaa

[00:17:38] Butthead (Pinkazoid): The world is actually the shape of a waffle

[00:17:44] UrdiePie: :0

[00:17:52] UrdiePie: Aw man

[00:17:56] Butthead (Pinkazoid): And and and

[00:17:58] UrdiePie: We're so deep

[00:18:22] Butthead (Pinkazoid): We all live a mile away from each other

[00:18:41] Butthead (Pinkazoid): The government puts these things into our head

[00:19:00] UrdiePie: Does the government actually exist?

[00:19:03] Butthead (Pinkazoid): And makes us think that "europe" exists

[00:19:06] Butthead (Pinkazoid): It does

[00:19:17] Butthead (Pinkazoid): And it's ruled by a giant cloud

[00:19:22] UrdiePie: But

[00:19:27] UrdiePie: Who rules the cloud?

[00:19:37] Butthead (Pinkazoid): No one

[00:19:39] UrdiePie: :0

[00:19:41] Butthead (Pinkazoid): The cloud rules itself

[00:19:43] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :U

[00:19:51] UrdiePie: Pinkazoid

[00:19:52] Butthead (Pinkazoid): We're like

[00:19:58] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Physiologists

[00:20:01] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :v

[00:20:03] UrdiePie: Pinkazoid

[00:20:07] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Yes?

[00:20:11] UrdiePie: What would you do

[00:20:13] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Urdnot?

[00:20:15] UrdiePie: If you were a cloud?

[00:20:19] Butthead (Pinkazoid): OR SHOULD I SAY, BROTHER

[00:20:27] UrdiePie: :0

[00:20:36] UrdiePie: WE'RE ALL CHILDREN OF THE CLOUD

[00:20:39] UrdiePie: ALL HAIL THE CLOUD

[00:20:41] Butthead (Pinkazoid): WE ARE

[00:20:45] UrdiePie: We should make a religion :0

[00:20:48] Butthead (Pinkazoid): ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CLOUD

[00:20:53] Butthead (Pinkazoid): We should

[00:20:56] UrdiePie: We should make a thread :w

[00:21:06] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Ok

[00:21:15] Butthead (Pinkazoid): I'll make it tomorrow

[00:21:17] Butthead (Pinkazoid): ...hm

[00:21:18] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Nvm

[00:21:21] Butthead (Pinkazoid): You do it

[00:21:26] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Copy this chat logue

[00:21:29] UrdiePie: The cloud wills it

[00:21:36] UrdiePie: ALL HAIL THE CLOUD

[00:21:37] Butthead (Pinkazoid): *log

[00:21:38] UrdiePie: PRAISE HIM

[00:21:39] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :v

[00:21:45] UrdiePie: What if

[00:21:51] UrdiePie: The cloud is really a she?

[00:21:56] UrdiePie: Whoa

[00:22:05] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Na'h

[00:22:08] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Girls are dum

[00:22:10] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :v

[00:22:17] UrdiePie: :w

[00:22:23] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Except pinkie pie <3

[00:22:28] UrdiePie: :wwwww

[00:22:35] UrdiePie: Pink

[00:22:37] Butthead (Pinkazoid): OMFGBBQ

[00:22:41] Butthead (Pinkazoid): WHAT IF

[00:22:43] UrdiePie: What if clouds were pink? :0

[00:22:45] Butthead (Pinkazoid): WHAT IF

[00:23:07] Butthead (Pinkazoid): WHAT IF PINKIE PIE, IS THE CLOUD'S LONG LOST SISTER

[00:23:14] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :00000000

[00:23:16] UrdiePie: :00000

[00:23:17] UrdiePie: WHAT IF

[00:23:21] UrdiePie: WHAT IF

[00:23:25] UrdiePie: PINKEH IS IN THE CLOUD

[00:23:26] UrdiePie: WHAT IF

[00:23:32] UrdiePie: EQUESTRIA IS IN THE CLOUD

[00:23:36] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Oh god

[00:23:38] UrdiePie: AND IT ACTUALLY EXISTS

[00:23:42] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Twilie, if you're reading this

[00:23:55] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Please remember to never let me eat candy at night

[00:24:00] Butthead (Pinkazoid): And also

[00:24:24] Butthead (Pinkazoid): ...yeah that's pretty much it

[00:24:30] UrdiePie: Pinkazoid

[00:24:34] UrdiePie: It all makes sense now

[00:24:40] UrdiePie: The staff of MLO

[00:24:43] UrdiePie: *MLP

[00:24:48] UrdiePie: They're prophets

[00:24:57] UrdiePie: Chosen by the cloud

[00:25:00] Butthead (Pinkazoid): No

[00:25:05] UrdiePie: Each episode is acutally a vision

[00:25:07] Butthead (Pinkazoid): They're the government

[00:25:10] UrdiePie: OF INSIDE THE CLOUD

[00:25:14] UrdiePie: OH

[00:25:14] UrdiePie: MY

[00:25:15] UrdiePie: CLOUD!

[00:25:20] UrdiePie: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[00:25:43] Butthead (Pinkazoid): CLOUDDAMNED BE THOSE WHO DARE OPOSE TO THIS

[00:25:57] Butthead (Pinkazoid): ALL HAIL CLOUDIA

[00:26:03] Butthead (Pinkazoid): OUR GLORIOUS LEADER

[00:26:07] UrdiePie: ALL HAIL THE CLOUD

[00:26:10] UrdiePie: ALL HAIL THE CLOUD

[00:26:17] Butthead (Pinkazoid): *CLOUDIA

[00:26:20] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :v

[00:26:28] UrdiePie: We must bring him tribute

[00:26:33] UrdiePie: Gather all of your dirty socks

[00:26:40] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Actually

[00:26:48] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Cloudia isn't a he or a she

[00:26:55] Butthead (Pinkazoid): It's a hua

[00:26:56] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :v

[00:27:01] UrdiePie: Whoa

[00:27:11] UrdiePie: We're like a bunch of stoners :w

[00:27:21] Butthead (Pinkazoid): waaaaaaaaaaaat?

[00:27:24] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Nooooooooo

[00:27:37] UrdiePie: What if

[00:27:46] UrdiePie: Marijuana is actually a holy plant?

[00:27:54] UrdiePie: And it lets you glimpse into the cloud?

[00:28:05] Butthead (Pinkazoid): It's he holy plant of hua :v

[00:28:10] Butthead (Pinkazoid): *the

[00:28:21] UrdiePie: The government doesnt want us to use it

[00:28:26] UrdiePie: BECAUSE THEY'RE AGAINST THE CLOUD

[00:29:03] Butthead (Pinkazoid): :v

[00:29:06] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Noooo

[00:29:15] Butthead (Pinkazoid): The cloud rules the government

[00:29:26] Butthead (Pinkazoid): The government was brainwashed

[00:29:37] UrdiePie: Whoa

[00:29:45] UrdiePie: I wanna be a cuttlefish

[00:29:54] Butthead (Pinkazoid): By hua!

[00:30:04] Butthead (Pinkazoid): CLOUDIA'S ENEMY

[00:30:18] UrdiePie: We should send this to the member named Claudia

[00:30:20] UrdiePie: :w

[00:30:37] Butthead (Pinkazoid): There's a member called Cloudia?

[00:30:38] Butthead (Pinkazoid): XD

[00:30:42] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Oh crap

[00:30:43] Butthead (Pinkazoid): XD

[00:30:44] UrdiePie: No, Claudia

[00:30:45] UrdiePie: :w

[00:30:51] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Oh

[00:30:51] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Meeh

[00:30:55] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Don't

[00:31:02] Butthead (Pinkazoid): Cloudia would be offended

[00:31:40] UrdiePie: Pinkazoid

[00:31:57] UrdiePie: Pinkazoid

[00:41:32] UrdiePie: :w 

the link takes you to the thread :3

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,823]

What I expected: O_o What I recieved: O_o

[Starshine 16,335]

 

Now everything makes sense

[Betez 1,734]

Seriously. What in the legitimate fuck just happened?

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Well you know how one of the people on the show tweeted how she considered the finale a three parter? Well I think season 4 will start with a 2 parter and something will go wrong and it will be up to twilight to fix it. She will mess up and say to celestia she is not ready for the responsibility of being a princess and goes back to unicorn. Maybe I'm wrong but I can hope right :3

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

This was hillarious XD. Good to know I'm not the only one who thought Flutters looked like a banana .

 

I miss Urdie so much

[Vaporeon 1,168]

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Well you know how one of the people on the show tweeted how she considered the finale a three parter? Well I think season 4 will start with a 2 parter and something will go wrong and it will be up to twilight to fix it. She will mess up and say to celestia she is not ready for the responsibility of being a princess and goes back to unicorn. Maybe I'm wrong but I can hope right :3

 

 

BUT IT WILL BE TOO LATE BY THEN, THE BLACK HOLE, IT'S ALREADY ELIMINATED ALL OF EXISTENCE.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,823]

Logic.exe has stopped working.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

IF I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS WITH MY FRIENDS THEN I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL ALL YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.

[Yes-Man 597]

Surprisingly, this is more intelligent than most of the anti-Twilicorn rants put together.