Ask That Guy With the Glasses

[Leafeon 2,702]

*This thread may be considered offensive to easily offended people.

 

Zebulon! Didn't hear you come in. Greetings and welcome to Ask That Guy With the Glasses, in MLP Forums format. Are you sitting uncomfortably? Please, share your idiotic thoughts with us.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Yes. This position is quite uncomfortable.

 

Now, what did Muffin Thief do to your parents last week?

Edited March 3, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leafeon 2,702]

Yes. This position is quite uncomfortable.

 

Now, what did Muffin Thief do to your parents last week?

Oh, I wouldn't know.

 

You see, if one says they steal muffins;

 

They probably don't.

 

I believe you stole their onions instead.

 

You bastard.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

where do you sleep

[Vaporeon 1,168]

Hello sir do you have a moment to talk about Pokemon liberation?

[Leafeon 2,702]

where do you sleep

Well, I tend to sleep wherever I can.

 

On the train.

 

On the park bench.

 

In an alley way.

 

And sometimes, even in my own house. Just to be a bit original.

 

But most of the time, I sleep in your mother's bed!

 

You weren't expecting anything else, were you?

 

 

Hello sir do you have a moment to talk about Pokemon liberation?

Of course I do my good sir.

 

Pokemon liberation?

 

I am against it, of course.

 

After all, where else am I supposed to get highly offensive prostitutes, other then not liberated pokemon?

 

Smoking.

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

How much swag do you have?  Like, give me a number.  

[Leafeon 2,702]

How much swag do you have?  Like, give me a number.  

Hahaha... My swag levels can't be measured with numbers!

 

It's obviously non existant.

 

After all, if it's something you use, then it has to be pointless and trivial.

 

Yes.

[null123456 759]

*Fangirl Squeal*

Can I haz your autograph? 83

[Leafeon 2,702]

*Fangirl Squeal*

Can I haz your autograph? 83

Why of course!

 

As soon as you figure out how to break that pesky fourth wall, I can easily give you a sticky note with my name on it.

 

And of course, if you do break the fourth wall;

 

We'll just consider you one of Satan's many spawns.

 

Just like my babushka.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

Have you heard of that Firebolt character. I hear they're very awesome.

[Leafeon 2,702]

Have you heard of that Firebolt character. I hear they're very awesome.

Ah, yes. I've heard many good things of this person.

 

Mostly because of a close connection we have.

 

.....

 

You're stupid.

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Dear that guy with the glasses, you look smart, what is the  meaning of life

[Leafeon 2,702]

Dear that guy with the glasses, you look smart, what is the  meaning of life

The standard answer here is 42.

 

That said, the obvious answer is 24!

 

Some argue that the point of life is living.

 

But those people are idiots.

 

Yes.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

You seem mean... Lets be friends

[Leafeon 2,702]

You seem mean... Lets be friends

Friends?

 

I've never had a friend before.

 

And to keep that perfect streak, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.

[~The Snowy Wolf~ 1,579]

But then my girlfriend will be sad... And also pretty pissed.

[Vaporeon 1,168]

Do you by any chance know what we're thinking?

[Yes-Man 597]

Do you know of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit?

[Leafeon 2,702]

But then my girlfriend will be sad... And also pretty pissed.

You have a girlfriend?

 

Why didn't you tell me?

 

After all, that makes you seem a lot less worthless.

 

Or more worthless.

 

After all, if it's you, it's probably your girlfriend that has to provide for you!

 

Which is pretty pathetic.

 

But I won't judge you for that.

 

You'll die regardless.

 

 

Do you by any chance know what we're thinking?

Of course I do!

 

You're thinking about how clever it was for you to ask that and try to stump me.

 

If you're wondering;

 

It wasn't.

 

 

Do you know of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit?

Ah, I do! In fact, I think he's in this very house....

 

*leaves and comes back with rabbit head and feet*

 

See? He's so lucky, I chopped off all his feet to triple my luck! As well as mounted his head for some nice decor.

[Yes-Man 597]

That's too bad,

Because I'm right here.

[Leafeon 2,702]

That's too bad,

Because I'm right here.

Well, of course you are!

 

I just brought you out to show you to everyone!

 

And to triple my luck.

 

I need it.

 

As well as a good dinner.

[Yes-Man 597]

Luckily, I am a 20's cartoon, and I can survive anything!

I win.

[Leafeon 2,702]

Luckily, I am a 20's cartoon, and I can survive anything!

I win.

Hmmm... Have you ever met Felix the Cat?

 

I have.

 

He can pull anything out of his bag.

 

Yup. Felix is certainly something...

 

.....

 

If you read all of this, thinking it was relevant;

 

You're stupid.

[Yes-Man 597]

I've known I'm stupid for years

And nothing relevant is fun.