Anti-Brony word fighting

[RainbowFlash82 14]

Ok, so how would somepony compete with an anti-brony with words and win?

 

Ps. Please don't say anything like, "just ignore them!" cuz that's just being boring

Edited March 30, 2013 by RainbowFlash82

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,307]

"I have an idea. Let's play a game of fuck-off. You go first!"

 

And then I would just walk away. Thankfully I've never had to argue with an anti-brony, though.

[NeverAgain653289he32 285]

It's simple we love and tolerate them until they can no longer take it and they drop over dead from the pure magic of friendship, and then VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jw5587 182]

Well, what I'd do is go all David Tennant on their flanks. They would have no choice but give into the love and magic of friendship! 

[Limey 524]

Just use logic and reasoning. They seriously can't handle it. Ask them why they hate us, then when they respond, ask them why again. There is absolutely no logic at all to any of their arguments and if you have even half a brain you can practically win any argument with them any time.

Edited March 30, 2013 by Navel Spess

[Zygen 6,066]

I'd ask them why I hate us, and go from there. Or just say.. Have you even watched the show? Most of them will either lie of fall to that. If they say yes i'd ask them some questions about the show, to which they'd respond LOL NOOB WEIRDO BRONY.

 

Of course I normally just ignore them, so fighting is a bit unnecessary like 99% of the time with them, and kinda pointless anyways.

[Dr. Love 88]

Be a smartass and embrace whatever insults they throw at you, for me this works in any situation, once the enemy knows that you're immune to personal attacks they have nothing else to use against you. 

[DJRainbowDash 724]

If they really went up at me about it, I'd sit them down (figuratively), and really ask them what their gripes with the show were. I would explain out how I felt about them in a mature way and hope they would understand my viewpoint, and that I am simply just like them, but enjoy something that maybe isn't exactly expected by society (MLP). 

 

And if they just want to be a troll about it and not listen whatsoever, I'll just ask Dashie to sonic rainboom them into obivion. Nicely of course. 

[Scootalove 10,689]

I know that I wouldn't say ignore them.

 

I would just love and tolerate them until they surrender and give in to the magic and friendship.

 

[Starstream 182]

I would ask them why they hate the show, then Id ask then to support hose statements with arguments, then I'd ask them to elaborate on those arguments, then I'd ask them if they could look at stuff in a different way, and I continue asking questions until I feel satisfied with their answers.

[TwilizzleFoShizzle 95]

you could use logic but of course their pre-enlightenment thinking forces them to ignore any little shred of reasoning. The best way to deal with them, although it may seem the worst when you think about it, is simply a LOT of volume until they shut up.

[Limey 524]

you could use logic but of course their pre-enlightenment thinking forces them to ignore any little shred of reasoning. The best way to deal with them, although it may seem the worst when you think about it, is simply a LOT of volume until they shut up.

Yeah, but shouting and ALLCAPPING will only prove one of the hater's points, that 'supposedly' all bronies are loud mouthed and obnoxious (which, I agree a small amount are). Use logic, and chances are (if you're on YouTube, which is usually where this all happens) you'll get showered with thumbs up, which can, in many cases shut the hater up because they think the world is against them.

Edited March 30, 2013 by Navel Spess

[Goose 181]

There's no point in trying to explain anything, also it depends what they say. There's no "magic pill" statement that you can toss out to counter all hateful remarks.

 

A simple "fuck off" will probably do just fine.

[TwilizzleFoShizzle 95]

Yeah, but shouting and ALLCAPPING will only prove one of the hater's points, that 'supposedly' all bronies are loud mouthed and obnoxious (which, I agree a small amount are). Use logic, and chances are (if you're on YouTube, which is usually where this all happens) you'll get showered with thumbs up, which can, in many cases shut the hater up because they think the world is against them.

I was thinking more real life cases, in which the best way to deal with them in my opinion is to get them to piss themselves. On youtube  I usually just ignore em, its fun to watch what happens.

[FoxyCryptid 4,330]

"So you think I'm a waste of life because I spend my time fanboying over a TV show I like. What does that make you, someone whose spending so much time and effort hating me because I like said TV show?".

[Shanks 10,816]

Be a smartass and embrace whatever insults they throw at you, for me this works in any situation, once the enemy knows that you're immune to personal attacks they have nothing else to use against you. 

That is exactly what I was going to suggest, I would ignore them because there is no point in wasting your time addressing a hater but if I had to I would definitely do that. I would probably say something like "yes I am pedophile, I fap to ponies and I live in my mothers basement where I sit on my computer and eat hot pockets all day anymore questions?"