Pixel Stick 927 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 Hey everyone. Today, I have a very serious topic to discuss: The dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. I'm starting a campaign to raise awareness of this potentially deadly substance and would like your help in spreading the word. Dihydrogen Monoxide is an extremely dangerous substance. It can be found in solid, liquid and vapor form. It is odorless, colorless and has no taste. And the worst part is, it's EVERYWHERE! Dihydrogen Monoxide is known as one of the most powerful solvents in the world, capable of dissolving solid rock. It can destroy entire hillsides and cause massive destruction wherever it's found. It permeates everything and everyone - you probably have some in your body right now, and don't even know it! If you take in too much, it can kill you. Unfortunately, there is no way to get rid of this substance completely. Only by being aware of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide can you ensure that you'll be safe around it. Thankfully, this awareness campaign has already done wonders - communities around the world have devised many ways to control it and make it safe for everyone. But there is still much more work to be done. Help make the world a safer place. Tell your community about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide today. If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Moth 390 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 Oh geez, not this again. Please stop with the dihydrogen monoxide awareness. The video of the awareness campaign was nauseating enough. Original Fiction: http://mlpforums.com/topic/69008-hawkmoths-fiction/ לְעֵת תָּכִין מַטְבֵּחַ מִצָּר הַמְנַבֵּחַ. אָז אֶגְמוֹר בְּשִׁיר מִזְמוֹר חֲנֻכַּת הַמִּזְבֵּחַ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks 10,816 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 (edited) Dude you saw that episode of Penn and Teller Bullshit where they got those people to sign that petition banning "Dihydrogen Monoxide" didn't you? That was a classic, this one guy named Mark Dice even got these people to sign a petition banning the first amendment, yeah seriously. How stupid some people can be would be hilarious if they didn't have so much influence. Edited April 3, 2013 by EarthbendingProdigy 1 Rarity Get's Cockroaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chigens and Kay 3,832 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way. 1 My signature broke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatrixChicken 879 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 (edited) I agree with the OP wholeheartedly. I'm pretty experience with this toxic substance, as I've consumed a pretty huge amount of it in my 14 years of living. I endangered myself for the good of man; for research purposes, that is. It's especially disgusting to ingest when warm and without anything to mix it in with. It can taste rather good when flavored, though, so it's very easy to be poisoned with it. I've learned alot about Dihydrogen Monoxide. Please keep away from it for your own good. I went along. You do know April 1st was yesterday, don't you? ._. Edited April 3, 2013 by MatrixChicken Deviantart: MatrixChicken | Youtube: ThunderFilmStudios | Twitter: @JohnAlBerge Twitch.tv: ThunderFilms | Soundcloud: ScootriX Scootaloo vector by robzombiefan2121 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 OH MY GOD CALL THE PRESIDENT WE'RE GOING TO DEFCON 0 IT'S THE MOTHERBUCKING END OF THE WORLD!!! 1 Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 Isn't that...water?... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanks 10,816 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 Isn't that...water?... 1 Rarity Get's Cockroaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 (edited) LAME!!! I heard this story a million times, and it's absolutely bogus. It's a conspiracy made by advocates of liquid methane, and those advocates are aliens from Saturn's moon, Titan. Edited April 3, 2013 by TGAP-NAM-TP-PrinGDI_Cannon 1 <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiliscael 3,960 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 I like the part where we all die of dehydration. 1 I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 Twiliscael, on 02 Apr 2013 - 21:43, said: I like the part where we all die of dehydration. The extremophilic jerks would want to see that happen... <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 April 3, 2013 Author Share April 3, 2013 I went along. You do know April 1st was yesterday, don't you? ._. Yeah, I was just being funny and random for its own sake. Sorry some people were annoyed by it, though. If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MatrixChicken 879 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 Yeah, I was just being funny and random for its own sake. Sorry some people were annoyed by it, though. Well, it is kinda an olllllllllldddddddddd joke. >.> Deviantart: MatrixChicken | Youtube: ThunderFilmStudios | Twitter: @JohnAlBerge Twitch.tv: ThunderFilms | Soundcloud: ScootriX Scootaloo vector by robzombiefan2121 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 A couple (additional) things that you have to take note of: - Dihydrogen monoxide is two hydrogen and one oxygen. - Two hydrogen and one oxygen is water. - Water's atoms arrange themselves in the shape of a Mickey Mouse head. - There are 6.022*10^23 water molecules per mole of water. So essentially, if you drink water, you're essentially murdering a bajillion Mickey Mouses. 2 <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 April 3, 2013 Author Share April 3, 2013 Well, it is kinda an olllllllllldddddddddd joke. >.> You never know who hasn't heard it before. If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way. Implying this joke is still enjoyable. It's not. You never know who hasn't heard it before. That demographic is smaller than the demographic of nudists who wear pants. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 April 3, 2013 Author Share April 3, 2013 Implying this joke is still enjoyable. It's not. That demographic is smaller than the demographic of nudists who wear pants. Geez, that's harsh. Guess I'll think twice about putting jokes up on this forum in the future, for fear that someone might have heard it before. If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 Geez, that's harsh. Guess I'll think twice about putting jokes up on this forum in the future, for fear that someone might have heard it before. I put up jokes all the time. However, this is a meme, not a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 April 3, 2013 Author Share April 3, 2013 Memes are jokes in many cases. To me, it was a joke. It was intended to be funny. I'm sorry it ended up not being funny. And I'm sorry for wasting everyone's time with it. What I'm saying is that it's not really possible to be completely aware of every joke and meme that has ever been posted on the web, nor how many people on a specific forum will have seen it or will think it's funny. If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loriem 639 April 4, 2013 Share April 4, 2013 Did you know 100% of people who are exposed Dihydrogen Monoxide die?!?! That is horrible! If 100% of people who are exposed to this substance die, it MUST be made illegal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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