General Chat Thread

[Starshine 16,334]

 

How I hate Windows XP...

 

So. Slow.

At least it's much better than windows 2000, which is what a lot of people still use at the outskirts of civilization :x

 

Opening this forum can easily fry the poor thing entirely.

 

 

The only serious thing is when I say I don't like her cause her arrogance or whatever.

 

I might just have to point out them calling me pitiful. But that will be it. People need to be more fun.

Tip: stop discussing fanon related stuff in this forum. Most of the bronies in there are just there to preach about their opinions, not for discussing stuff.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

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Edited March 1, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

 

Fukken why?

 

Spoiler dat shit, brah.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Fukken why?

 

Spoiler dat shit, brah.

sorry, ill fix that

 

oh, and so you guys know, im going to be a glaceon for the rest of march

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

At least it's much better than windows 2000, which is what a lot of people still use at the outskirts of civilization :x

 

Opening this forum can easily fry the poor thing entirely.

 

 

Tip: stop discussing fanon related stuff in this forum. Most of the bronies in there are just there to preach about their opinions, not for discussing stuff.

and open a dozen threads about the same topics

[Starshine 16,334]

Made of pure win

 

[Bari 7,023]

and open a dozen threads about the same topics

It seems a large majority of people are far too opinionated about silly things. Someday, they'll realize how stupid it all is. But until that day comes, we'll just sit around hoping for the best.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

that would be a great poster... no Octavia and Berry Punch is wasted... nice

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

Made of pure win

 

truer words have never been spoken

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

It seems a large majority of people are far too opinionated about silly things. Someday, they'll realize how stupid it all is. But until that day comes, we'll just sit around hoping for the best.

OR obsessed on being told what they are doing/thinking/feeling is normal and accepted

[Nightfall 3,950]

At least it's much better than windows 2000, which is what a lot of people still use at the outskirts of civilization :x

 

Opening this forum can easily fry the poor thing entirely.

 

XP is super slow on this site...

 

BTW, I gotta love Twilie thanks to your sig.

[Starshine 16,334]

 

 

XP is super slow on this site...

 

BTW, I gotta love Twilie thanks to your sig.

I'm using XP in this computer, and it works quite well

 

Are you using the latest firefox or maybe chrome?

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

XP is super slow on this site...

 

BTW, I gotta love Twilie thanks to your sig.

im using xp, and it comes in fine for me, try updating or something

[Bari 7,023]

OR obsessed on being told what they are doing/thinking/feeling is normal and accepted

I strive to be different, and as such regard myself as being not normal. Although, it is sometimes reassuring to hear one little quirk I have is shared by at least one other person so that I do not feel alone or perhaps truly insane. It is human nature actually. To be accepted and liked. Odd is the person who never wants another human being around them at least once in their life.

[Nightfall 3,950]

 

 

I'm using XP in this computer, and it works quite well

 

Are you using the latest firefox or maybe chrome?

 

TWILIE

 

Naw, it's the school's cafeteria computers... so they're slow, understandably so.

 

im using xp, and it comes in fine for me, try updating or something

 

^^

Like I said.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

>Using Windows XP

[Starshine 16,334]

 

Naw, it's the school's cafeteria computers... so they're slow, understandably so.

 

Ah... public computer. I bet there are at least thirty weird plug-ins that do nothing in that browser

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

I strive to be different, and as such regard myself as being not normal. Although, it is sometimes reassuring to hear one little quirk I have is shared by at least one other person so that I do not feel alone or perhaps truly insane. It is human nature actually. To be accepted and liked. Odd is the person who never wants another human being around them at least once in their life.

I am not sociable by any means but I do desire human company here and there...just certain humans

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

every pony post their waifu now

 

whoever doesnt is offically my second waifu

 

 

 

mine is Nanabi from mgq, i will not post any info on this site other than that

Edited March 1, 2013 by Glaceon

[Nightfall 3,950]

Ah... public computer. I bet there are at least thirty weird plug-ins that do nothing in that browser

 

No, because it works on a 'personal setting' under one's school number.

Still slow as crap.

 

And take that Twilie siggy down. I'm starting to think she's cutest pony and not Pinkie.

[Bari 7,023]

I am not sociable by any means but I do desire human company here and there...just certain humans

And you prove my point.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

every pony post their waifu now

 

whoever doesnt is offically my second waifu

 

 

 

mine is Nanabi from mgq, i will not post any info on this site other than that

what's a waifu

[Nightfall 3,950]

every pony post their waifu now

 

whoever doesnt is offically my second waifu

 

 

 

mine is Nanabi from mgq, i will not post any info on this site other than that

 

So hard...

Dunno...

 

Uh...

Maybe...

 

Uh...

 

Celestia, if my understanding of waifu is correct...

[spas-ticShotty 3,584]

Dammit, the IE10 (Or Windows 8 or whatever) ad that plays sometimes on YouTube has this song I really wanna listen to more, but I dunno the name of it :c.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

what's a waifu

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE PURPOSE OF GOOGLE