If there was a Brony Code book, what rules would be in it?

[Skeletor Brony 703]

I was doing my daily random brainstorm. And I thought about my user name. Then I came up with the question: If there was a Brony Code book, what rules would be in it? If you haven't read the bro-code, check it out,it's pretty funny. So give me your ideas.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

THE SACRED BRONY CODE

 

1. Rainbow Dash is best pony.

 

2. No, Pinkie Pie is best pony!

 

3. Come on, 1 and 2, we all know Fluttershy is best pony!

 

4. I reckon you other code numbers don't realize that Applejack be the best varmin- I mean, pony!
 

5. Rarity is best pony. End of story.

 

6. Ha no, Twilight Sparkle is best pony, 1-5 are banished to the moon.

 

7. Always look out for your fellow Brony and never tell anypony else that your friend is a Brony unless he's comfortable with it.

[Eureka 1,119]

1.Bronies are awesome

2. Bronies are cool

3. Bronies are random

4. Bronies=Bronylicious

5. Every brony thinks in their mind at least once "dang Applejack has a huge family."

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

1.Bronies are awesome

2. Bronies are cool

3. Bronies are random

4. Bronies=Bronylicious

5. Every brony thinks in their mind at least once "dang Applejack has a nice plot."

 

Wow, I guess in your version of the Brony Code, we Bronies are egotistical maniacs...

 

*Puts on shades*

 

Oh, who am I kidding, it's all true!

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Rule 7: Don't eat bananas.

Rule 8: Don't be a bitch

 

(I hope someone gets the reference....)

 

Rule 9: bronies who get the reference get a banana. C:<

Edited April 8, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[Crispy 5,563]

I'd put it in an beautifully embossed leather book like the one in the season one opening, and it would go something like this.

 

The Brony Code

 

 

Step One:  Don't be a tool.

 

That's it.

 

The end.

[Tia Is Best Pony 310]

1. WATCH PONIES!

2. love and tolerate.

3. dont feed the parasprites

4. celestia is a troll

 

and luna is best pony but... some people disagree...luna is also best princess   

[IceBeerG 55]

The first rule of the Brony Code Book is: you do not talk about Brony Code Book

The second rule of the Brony Code Book is: you do not talk about Brony Code Book

The third rule of the Brony Code Book: somepony yells to help, you should to do whatever you can.

Fourth rule: Bronies is a family

Fifth rule: Love and tolerant.each other

Sixth rule: Love and tolerant haters

Seventh rule: Bronies have to support each other as long as they have to.

And the eight and final rule: If this is your first day becaming a Brony, you have to participate in MLP maraphone s01s02s03.

[Jokuc 8,174]

Well "be yourself and follow your dreams" or something

though that should be something everyone, brony or not should follow actually.

[Planty 1,053]

Rule 10: Brony's found to be breaking the rules will be sentenced listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMSGJuowcKs till they decide to love and tolerate.

 

:DD

[Toastie 110]

Rule 11: Cupcakes is not cannon.

Rule 12: http://www.welovefine.com/41-my-little-pony is your new place for optimal swag.

Rule 13: If you see sompony in real life, give them hug and compliment them on their amazing choice of TV shows.

Rule 14: Hug THEN Brohoof.

Edited April 8, 2013 by Toastie

[SongBrony 419]

1) Accept everyone. This includes those with different beliefs and different views on the show and what it teaches. Don't bash other bronies because they view something different.

 

2) Don't bash a brony for being a clopper. As rule #1 states, accept everyone, even if you don't agree or find it creepy. Respect what they like and don't offend anyone.

 

3) Don't feed the Parasprites. It's a rule as old as the fandom, yet bronies don't always follow it. If someone comes on and says something negative to you or about the fandom, don't respond. 

These are just the main points. I'm sure more can be added as sub points, but I think this is the jist of it :3

[Zerobot 179]

Rule sqrt(-(1/0)): Be open minded! You'd think that being bronies this would be our most prominent feature in the first place. Consider how everyone might feel in a situation before you go and start hurting people's feelings over something you don't actually care about. Accept the people who not only dislike the show, but dislike bronies. I feel like a lot of bronies use "Love and tolerate" as a way of saying "I'm so great that your close minded opinions don't bother me", but it's supposed to mean that we accept those opinions. There are plenty of good reasons to be an anti-brony. I don't agree with ANY of them, but they are there. There are plenty of bronies who are loud and obnoxious, and it's those bronies that the anti-bronies are judging. Prove them wrong by not getting offended as easily and just continue the conversation.

 

 

The thing I hate most about the internet and fandoms and people in general is the Student On Fire Theorem, an idea that might actually have an official name but I enjoy my version so I'm never going to look it up. If there's a classroom full of students studying quietly, you might think this is a polite and hard working classroom. But then one of the students is on fire, and won't stop screaming about the fact that they are on fire. All anyone is going to be thinking at that point is "Bloody hell that guy's on fire!" The most noticeable people in a fandom will be the loudest and most obnoxious, and the easiest targets. Likewise, a smart anti-brony won't just start picking fights out of the blue, so we don't notice very many intelligent anti-bronies attacking us. We usually just see them as the same bigoted arguments about homosexuality and manliness, because these are the easiest arguments to pull out of a hat.

 

 

Moral o' the story is don't judge a classroom by the student on fire. Ignore that student. How did he catch fire anyway? It was probably his fault. Survival of the fittest, let him burn.

Edited April 9, 2013 by Zerobot

[Skeletor Brony 703]

Glad to see that this is going good. We need more rules from others! 20 responses will make me feel like this discussion was a success.

Edited April 9, 2013 by The Brony Code

[Sir.Flutter Hooves 2,953]

Rules:

 

1. Love and Tolerate 

 

2. Accept everypony, no matter how mad they make you.

 

3. All ponies are equal no matter what.

 

4. Ignore rule 3, because Fluttershy overturned it.

 

5. Don't put other down, and live the brony life.

 

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[Zerobot 179]

Rule 27: When you start a project, hold it in your heart. Everything you create and do matters. Take pride in everything you do, and always finish what you

[MJNSEIFER 55]

^{Well, if I wrote the book I have a good idea of what rules I'd put in it.} 

 

1. ^{Everybrony is entitled to his or her own opinion on what episodes are good or bad, and none deserved to be insulted for liking a hated episode or hating a popular episode.}
2. ^{Everybrony should be allowed his or her right to "ship" whichever characters he/she chooses, and must not be insulted for doing so.  This can apply to friendshipping or romantic shipping.}
3. ^{The previous generations of My Little Pony do not have to be liked, but their existance should be respected, and we should not flame/troll fans of those generations (this includes writting hateful comments about the shows on YouTube).}
4. ^{Create don't complain; If Hasbro/Studio B do something you don't like, find away around it in your fanon - don't waste your time complaining about it on everywhere even remotely pony related.  For Example: Do you prefer the brony name for a pony, more than the Hasbro name?  Don't complain, create fan material using the name you prefer.}
5. ^{Don't argue if somebrony refers to a multiple named pony by the name you don't like.}
6. ^{Always check things before complaining; For example; Hasbro did not want to remove Derpy, and Derpy was not renamed Ditzy.}
7. ^{If you are open about the fandom, you represent the fandom - don't give the haters more ammo than they have.}

^{That's all for now, they are not in order, and obviously if you're a girl, and you prefer the term pegasister this applies to you too, I just find it easier this way.}