Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

I've been water-cooled for like ever.

 

when r u going 2 lrn 2 not call pplz friend?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

When hell freezes over, you mixed-up mother goose

 

Why does glass taste so good?

Edited July 9, 2014 by Dattebayo

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

cause' you're a bone head.

 

ass rocks?

[Klopp 2,050]

No. My ass is in fact made of metal.

 

 

Do you punch your potatoes before every meal?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I'm insulted you would imply I didn't.

 

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, why is it still the man's fault?

[Barack Ollama 25]

Because men are strong

 

 

What is the meaning of farts?

[Kookie 135]

Farts - a spontaneous liquid turned to gas because of the war of the food inside the body and the war was over when the fire nation attack.

 

Q: If I have sleeves, what do I have in my nose?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

2 metal potatoes.

 

 

What is the probability of a Leviathan appearing in your ear?

[Kookie 135]

The Probability of Stephen Hawkins' disability.

 

Q: What's the answer of finding x in an eye?

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

I will never know......
 

Why do I have vampire fangs?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

Because Ontogeny recapitulates Phylogeny.

 

What's the square root of the bane of Bill O'Reilly's least favourite version of that time that applesauce invaded Scotland Yard's basement?

[A Majestic Keldeo 42]

uhhhhhh..... 24

 

is the earth round?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Only when people are looking

 

Is it legal for me to preform an exorcism on this watermelon?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

do what you want, like I care.

 

do I not give a sh!t?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

You should get that checked out

 

What's the matter, bro? Caterpillar up your a$$?

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

no, but there is one in the deathstar.

 

Do I hate the user above me?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

As sure as Oprah is lithe

 

Do I hate the user to the left of me.

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

no you're just holding a grudge to the user in the negative direction.

 

go jump off a cliff?

[Frosty Nerd 833]

Only if the stars enter your brain.

 

Why am I pooping bananas?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because your dumb butt is finally turning into a grown woman

 

Why do these bananas taste funny?

Edited July 10, 2014 by Dattebayo

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

They're high in uranium.

 

What is existence?

[Starshine 16,334]

 

 

What is existence?

 

It's baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more~

 

 

Q: Do you like cake?

[Frosty Nerd 833]

Yes, when there are doughnuts shooting out of your cat's mouth.

 

Do you like ponies?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Of course not! Why on earth would I be here if I actually liked ponies? That's ridiculous!

 

What's the point?

[Bunnyhop123 194]

Aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause.

 

 

What is when, if how doesn't know whom to ask and why?