Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[NightGuard 251]

By swallowing it :comeatus:

 

Why do people like Syrup on Pancakes?

[Henny Penny Benny 936]

Because Syrup on Pancakes is a huge tourist trap. Like Stratford upon Avon.

 

Why can't I set water on fire?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because, it isn't greek fire

 

why isn't it greek fire?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Because no one knows exactly how to make it anymore.\

 

 

Napalm barbeque?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yep

 

umbrella tophat?

[Mr F 1,522]

Finnaly moar cats.

What where we talking about again?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

life and the useless of it

 

why is your siggieh almost as cool as mine?

[Mr F 1,522]

Because kitty powar!

Dancing cats are best cats, rite?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

ikr, swag cat yo

 

why is my oc, fightheart, just a jpg, and not a gif?

[Mr F 1,522]

Because khets yo.

No?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes

 

why my sig so... sig?

[~Sylveon~ 188]

Because that's just how things have to be.

 

i̢̬̗͕̤̻̭̭̱̗͛̈́̂͋̿͑̃̚̕͝s̨̛̥͙̯̰̱̘̭̯̽̓̍̌̓̏̂̏̂ͅ ͓̹̺̳̦͖͔̥̙́̀̆́̎͐̃͊́̚͜ş̞̱͇̦̪̗̦͙̙͑̆̈́̄̃̇́̇̀̕ò̡̨̧̲͇͇̭̪̞͍̆̓̊͆̊̄̉͊͠m̢̢̛̘̩̗̳̱̭͉̬͊͒̇̆̿̄̈́̋͘ȩ͉̩̙̯͖̤̞̤̙̂̎̈́͑͋̅̂̒̕̚t̨̡̨̲̟̖͖͇̟͇̋̿̿̃̈́͛̇́͑͠h̫̙̹͖̖͓̱̝̼̖̆̐̏́͗͑̂̈̉͝į̨̻̠͔͎̼̮̮̞̽̏͗̍̾̽́͘͘̕n̛͈̮̮̞̝̞̘̳̪͙̆̐̐̓̇̃̂͌̚g̢̛̤̞̩͚͍̻͎͎̠̉̇͂̉̀̃̀͘͝ ̛̼͔͉͔̜̗̺̳̙̬̍̌̂͛̓̃̎̃͂w̡͉̫̝̳̺͉͓͛͐̈́͛͑̀̀̑͘̕͜͜r̜̲̣͈̲̟͉̜͈̗̓̀͊̂́̇̂͠͝͝ơ̢̰͍̰̥͓̱͔̣̈̒̾̽͛͛͆́̕͜n̨̘͓͍͈̙̺̪̥͓̒͛̒̈́͆͊̑͊̈̌g̨̨̞͙̹̙̙͚̜̐̓̐̀̾͂̉̂̉̚͜ ͔͖̜͚̫̯̟̙̯͉̆̍̾̽̉̍̒͑̄̈́w̩͇̼̘̣̝̲̣̽̄̂̐̊̀̎̀̅̇͜ͅĭ̢̢̙͎̯̘͇̲͉̟̓͊̀̎̅̅̚͝͝ṱ̡̡̲̟̼̟̈́̋̒̔́̚̕͜͠͝͝Ith̡̢̛̛͕̱̞͖̳̙͓͎̉͛̈́̀̐͌̔̿ ̨̰͚̰̣͇͚͉͍̽̐͒̍̒̋̎̂́͠ͅm̨̧͍͎͓̦̳̫̩̯̋̄́̐̊̓̈͊͘͝y̡̼͈̜̺̖̻̘͖̱̿̈́̃̈́͂̓̓͋͘͝ ̡̞̰̘̞̟̗̥̣͛̎̄͛̈̂͛͛̚͝ͅkeYb̨̧̧̯̞̯̤̖̪͇̽̊̈́̔̌̐͗̂̐͝ǫ̛͚̖̞̳̳̲̩̝̏̆͑̑̈́̌̓͆͜͝à̮̠̦̥̖̟̹̻̇͒́̈́͋̔͋̚͜͝Ar̡͈̱̹̞͕̯̱͇̒͆̎͊̽͐́̇̌͝ͅd̡̛̗̱͎͔̘̣̩̳́̽̂̊͊̀͑̓͛ͅ?̺̦̲̳̥̖͍̫͕̞͑̇̂̀̿̔͗͗̃͠

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

no, just zalgo

 

why did you assume i didn't know zalgo?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because you revealed no evidence to the contrary prior to this situation.

 

Is this sentence sufficiently sesquipedalian and amazingly alliterative?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes

 

why yes?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because no is mean.

 

What does '42' spell?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

two

 

why is this game a game?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because it creates a sensation known as 'entertainment'.

 

Why do I desire entertainment?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

what is entertainment? (that is question)

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Entertainment is the state of feeling entertained.

 

Is that definition too recursive for you?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

that word is irrelevant

 

it's not you, it's me.

[Windseeker 546]

Why is Windows Media Player racist towards .wav files?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because

 

why not?

[Mr F 1,522]

why yes?

[Windseeker 546]

because

 

why not?

That... I was hoping for something a bit more comical.