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Why won't the police answer my calls?


Harmonic Revelations

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Recently, I got a new cell phone, however, the police will not answer when I try to call them.

 

Here is some info about my phone:

 

 

Manufacturer: Dole

Year of manufacturing: 2013

Expiration Date: 6/3/2013

 

 

Here is a picture of a lady with the same phone, having the same problem as I am.

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They're conspiring against you.

I knew it.

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Me: "Hey Fluttershy, is this funny?"

 

Fluttershy:

 

Speaking to fictional characters is a hazard to your health and I recommend seeking immediate professional help for your issues.

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ya calling me a bitch, dawg? ya got some real nerves to be talkin' shit 'bout me.

Bitch, me and my homies killed all the gangs in my turf.

 

I even got achievements to prove it.

 

You think y'all's could stand against mine?

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Bitch, me and my homies killed all the gangs in my turf.

 

I even got achievements to prove it.

 

You think y'all's could stand against me?

bitch you be livin' inna whiteasss neighbourhood. them's all pussies there. me and my homies, we live in the gangsta side of town. ya think you and y'all homies standa chance against us?


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bitch you be livin' inna whiteasss neighbourhood. them's all pussies there. me and my homies, we live in the gangsta side of town. ya think you and y'all homies standa chance against us?

Mo-fucker, you got yo-self a war. Yo and ya homies gon die in this war.
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only one thing goes through my mind when i saw this

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!

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Strange that your phone can't call the police... I call the White House, I'm a chap; I place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing-jing

 

 

Also, something 'kinda unbananaly related':

 

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Equestria's Lone Ranger and dedicated ex-prosecutor...

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Watchin y'all.

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