Ask Derpity Derp

[Inactive01 5,298]

Umm I saw other people trying this, so I said to myself, "Why not?" 

So ask me anything that isn't too awkward for me to answer. Questions about me and my life are particularly welcome. I'm not sure I'm interesting enough to draw any questions though... 

[Tia Is Best Pony 310]

ok ok, i got one If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?

[Inactive01 5,298]

Oh that's a toughie... The simple answer would be just me, but if I were to pick an actor, it'd be an actor who is extremely eccentric but very smart. Maybe the guy who played Doc Brown or the starring actor of "Rain Man" would be cool.

[Callisto 1,874]

Would you happen to know how to cure cancer? I think it involves the saliva of pandas, but I'm not sure.

[Inactive01 5,298]

Saliva of pandas... Ha, that's a new one. What I do know is that one factor to cancer involves telomeres, the very tip of the chromosome. I also found this video that describes a gene that's directly involved with cancer, and it does involve taking tests from human saliva. There was another video where a company was accused of trying to start a monopoly with a patent that found a particular gene for cancer, but I can't find that video for some reason...