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Colette was starting to wonder the' same thing. She looked to Rainbow Dash again, wondering if it was a good idea to seek out this "Queen Chrysalis" at this time. Looking to the woman, Colette asked, "Who the hell are you?? And Rainbow's right! Why give her that choice if it won't stop anything?? It may not be my fight, but dammit, why force Rainbow to make such a choice?"

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@@Dawn Stripes,@@Hypn0ticD, ((OOC:I hate it when i get hit with my own inconsistencies in this kind things...))  "I gave that choice... to make you see that this just is not the way to go, i fooled you... i know, but i did it because i wanted to teach you a lesson. This is a lesson that can be summarized in one phrase:"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind."" she found a rock next to them and sat down. 

"I wanted to see how much your hate can cloud your vision, how much your need for your so called "justice", or in other words your desire to punish her, can affect your judjement." she took a deep breath and aproached Collette putting a hand on her shoulder. 

"You are a neutral party miss. You do not share their view of them, which means that you have the ability to see this conflict with a clearer view. You wonder who i am? I am someone from her past, someone from her bloodline, but you don't need to worry about me... for i am dead." she looked at her in the eyes then turned towards Rainbow Dash doing the same. 

"Here on Earth, where none of you have a real advantage over each-other, you have the ability to end the false cycle of war between the changelings and the ponies. You have the ability of seeing past your hate and differencies. I don't believe that any side bears true hatred for each-other. Perhaps both you and Queen Chrysalis need to see that, perhaps if you all see the better future that lies if you both co-operate to return to Equestria then you will come to understand how foolish you both were. Please... if this war continues eventually one of you will go extinct or even both! There will be no true winner in the end, only death and pain and i believe none of you want this." she said putting a hand on her heart within her plea.

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Snow Song gaped at the thing leaning over her. "You.. You do? You met Applejack? I sort of know her, but mostly from talking to her at her family's apple stand. Alright, I'll calm down."

She saw the small thing in the bipedal's... Claw? And couldn't help but ask what it was.

Catherine quickly sent a text back to Jack. "Do not worry about it. I might be able to tell you later." Then she turned back to Snow. "Well, this is a phone. I don't know how to explain it easily. Anyway, you're now in San Diego, California, in the United States of America, on planet Earth. I don't know how you were transported here, but we are going to find everyone who was brought here first, then figure it out from there. Oh, and I never got your name. I am Catherine."


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Liam looked over at her with concern as he started picking the shirts up off the floor. "Are you okay? That must have hurt. Try to pay a little more attention to where you're going when you walk in the future. I know you're not used to this body, and everything is really strange for you, but people tend to get upset when you bump into things."

 

"I know. That was rather stupid of me." She said, leaning down to pick up the last T-shirt.

She picked it up and then stared at it...unsure how she should fold it. "Human shirt's are allot different than pony shirts." She mumbled, trying to fold it up so it would fit back on the shelf.


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(OOC: Alright, this seems like the proper point for the dream to end, so....) 

(OOC: Colette, I'm godmodding your house a bit. And breakin' your moose lamp. if you're trying to play your actual house...we'll just ret it later.)

 

Rainbow's vision faded with the tail end of the green-black mare's words. The sword that wavered at the end of her forelegs grew indistinct, and then faded, and the dream was----

--Rainbow woke up.

 

It took her a couple minutes to calm down and remember where she was and what form she was inhabiting, made easier by the fact that the freaky dream she'd had was still fresh in her mind. A clock on the wall said 6 in the morning. Rainbow's usual wake-up.

 

Lots of ponies thought Rainbow Dash was lazy, but weather work was one of those civic jobs where you had to get up early. Rainbow started from the bottom working graveyard shifts and odd times, on account of the fact that when she'd started, she'd been a filly from nowhere with no higher education and nothing but attitude to back her up. Rainbow was well versed in the art of getting her sleep when and where she could.

 

But now she couldn't go back to sleep. Chalk it up to her schedule having been just a little bit disturbed lately. Rainbow wobbled around the room--but not from drowsiness, being fully awake--until she found a way outside, taking several attempts to work the doorknob. She knocked over a lamp on her way out, but since it wasn't on and didn't start a fire, she decided not to deal with it.

From there she sought out the highest place she could get to, which, with her lack of wings, was the roof.

 

She climbed on top of the air conditioning unit and used it to scale her way onto a horizontal flagpole, and from there a patio shelter that got her close enough to pull herself onto the roof and sat next to the chimney. Her body didn't want to be dextrous--it didn't seem to know how--but she forced it to work for her, despite pulling a muscle on her hind legs when she finally rolled up onto the shingles.

 

Her perch was stuck between the chimney and the evergreen trees beside the house, and wind funneled through the gap, picking up her hair and throwing it back, almost as if she were flying. Rainbow stared out at the gentle rolling of small hills, trees--not terribly different from Ponyville. But not Ponyville. So very, very much not Ponyville.

 

The sun was just starting to awaken. Every time a robin flew over Rainbow's head, she scowled at it, and swatted at it if it landed until it flew off. What she would have given to fly off with it.

 

The wind reached under her collar and tickled her bare skin, giving Rainbow goosebumps. No one else was up--Rainbow wriggled out of her pyjamas, down to the undergarments she'd shown up in, and let the wind cover her. She was exposed again. But this time she wanted to feel it.

 

Flying horsefeathers, this was worse than a break-up. At least if it had been a colt, well, a mare could expect that sometimes, things like that was going to happen. But Rainbow had never dreamt that the sky would leave her. Even when her wings had been broken, her heart had assured her it was a foregone conclusion that soon she would be halfway to the stratosphere again, reveling with the wind in her face and the sun across her wings. Now she was sitting alone like a dropped date, begging the wind to take her back.

 

If she looked over the edge--the house was pretty big compared to what ponies had--she could convince herself for little instants that she was at least hovering. Rainbow leaned out and let the strong wind--it smelled of maritime breezes to her flyer's sense, was she near the ocean?--hold her up, keeping her from stoning off the edge of the roof. 

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"I know. That was rather stupid of me." She said, leaning down to pick up the last T-shirt.

She picked it up and then stared at it...unsure how she should fold it. "Human shirt's are allot different than pony shirts." She mumbled, trying to fold it up so it would fit back on the shelf.

 

Liam shrugged. "I suppose they would be fairly different. Your bodies are a much different shape. I'll fold it for you. It takes a while to get the hang of folding clothes, especially since you haven't entirely gotten used to working with your hands yet. Actually, I think this shirt would look good on you. How about I show you to the changing room and you try it on?"


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Charles then realize that he do have feelings for her too, but he trying to thinking about it while he eating his food, then wiping his face off with his napkin and then decide to tell Rarity how he feel about her. "Well Rarity you just found your stallion, me and I do have a crush on you since you are my favorite pony."

 

Rarity gasped. "Oh Celestia!" she exclaimed. "I never would have thought it; finally, finding myself a gentlecolt, here in this world! You may take it as read, I most certainly do share your feelings." Rarity didn't forget her manners; she sipped delicately from the tall glass of apple juice after speaking her mind aloud.

 


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Rarity gasped. "Oh Celestia!" she exclaimed. "I never would have thought it; finally, finding myself a gentlecolt, here in this world! You may take it as read, I most certainly do share your feelings." Rarity didn't forget her manners; she sipped delicately from the tall glass of apple juice after speaking her mind aloud.

 

Charles smiles, as he eating his food, take a napkin wipe his face off more and then looking into Rarity eyes. "You do make my life complete Rarity my sweet and you are everything to me too." Charles saying this as he was drinking his juice and wipe his face again and smiles too.

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((Yes to Godmod, but no to tacky moose lamp! Regular lamp instead!))

 

Colette didn't know what to say. She had so little knowledge of this "war", and just now was informed that she was an outside third party? This was a little too much for her to take in at the moment! It felt as if--no-- the cave was spinning around her! Her vision blurred as well--but why??

 

As if in answer, she opened her eyes. That was easily the WEIRDEST dream she had! It must've been due to taking in that vegetarian guest of hers! Rolling onto her side, she reached out and grabbed her phone. Tapping on the screen, she saw it was 6:00 am. Way too damned early for her to be up! Hopefully, Rainbow Dash wouldn't mind if she slept in 'til noon!

 

Colette rolled back over, closing her eyes in an attempt to get some sleep--only to be jolted into a sitting position upon hearing a loud crash. "Rainbow??" She called out, but got no answer. What the hell was that girl doin'?!

 

Colette jumped out of bed and made her way out into the living room, quickly spotting the broken lamp. DAMMIT, RAINBOW DASH! That's gonna be my left asscheek when dad gets home!

 

Grumbling, Colette stormed out of the front door, which was now wide open. Looking down just in front of her, she saw the discarded PJs she gave Rainbow last night. Oh, please tell me she's not--! looking up, she spotted the prismatic haired girl balancing herself in between the roof and a large tree branch. She also saw she was in her skivvies. "Rainbow!" Colette hissed. "Cover your ass! I can see your tattoo!"

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Moment over. Rainbow dash folded her arms over herself as she sat bolt upright, shocked by Colette's sudden appearance. "Ah! W-what are you doing up?!" Her voice cracked as she turned bright red.

 

As for tattoo, Rainbow had no idea what she was talking about until she actually twisted her neck for enough to see her own ass. There was her cutie mark, bright as it had always been. "Woah..." she muttered to herself, tracing the outline. It was stamped right on her skin. Kind of weird that she only had one, but...huh.

 

Okay, that was weird. It kind of ruled out weird body-switching incidents, which she supposed was a good thing. This was...her, but changed. Not really helpful, but it narrowed down the possibilities by a few levels of weird zone.

 

(OOC: Oh crap. Now I'm imagining she's in those Rainbow Dash panties Hot Topic previewed on EqD today...............Harmony help us all.)

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Magneus sighed and shook his head. "Fluttershy, I don't think we are going to find a way to get you back home for a long time. If you are supposed to exist in a TV show, then there is either major science or major magic that we don't understand that put you here. Were lucky if we are going to get you home at all. Until we find a way to get you home, or at least until we find some help, just relax and try to enjoy yourself. If you can't find the ability to do that, then just try and stop worrying so much. If we can't get you back home, then you should know that we will be there for you always" he assured her. He didn't want her stay here to be bad, but he didn't want her to get attached to this world and its people in case they can get her back home.


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Cicada nodded and went to pick out some clothes. She chose some more black clothes, which was a colour she liked, and they weren't too expensive. Some were even on sale. Once all the clothes were paid for, and she was ready for the meeting with her Queen, Cicada tuned into the wavelength and sent a message to Chrysalis.
 

 

His jaw fell dumbfounded, struggling to actually get a proper sentence out. She was...   cool? Did that work in this context, or was he just avoiding the obvious? I wont say it, I wont...   Fine, she's attractive! I said it! Can we move on?!

 

"S- so...    coffee?"

 

Murray didn't exactly know why, but simply going out and having a coffee seemed to help clear his mind. Now was probably a good time for that. He and Cicada both sat around in the little cafe, not really talking to each other as usual. A conversation between those two often resulted with a few quick questions followed by vague answers, Murray occasionally glancing up at her when he thought she wasn't looking, then getting caught and pretending to look in a completely different direction altogether.


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Fluttershy sighed at Magneus' words, but couldn't deny the truth within them. She had less idea how to get home than she had when she arrived, and nothing had come to light. It was starting to seem like she would never find out what happened to her, or how she could get back home.

 

Some ponies might have broken twice on learning such a frustrating fact; most lesser ponies would have, and for it taken no blame. Fluttershy had long since learned the art of only breaking once. She didn't cry as the car took her through the human city, only stared out at its tall buildings and thousands of people, and brought herself to terms with the idea.

 

She could learn more about the show, in case that revealed something, but...

She might be here the rest of her life. In...Scotland. Well, she thought, forcing herself to look on the bright side, Scotland wasn't such a bad place. And she already had some good friends.

"I guess I'd better find a way to make some bits, then," she said. "How would I earn money here, do you think? I know Aly and Alex work at a restaraunt--what do you for a living, Magneus?"


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((OOC: I goofed up. I mean San Diego, not San Francisco. Sorry for the confusion.) Twilight Sparkle let out a sigh. "If she's on the other side of the nation, then how are we supposed to unite again? Who knows where else the others might even be!"

Twilight sat there a bit, trying to devise a plan, when she got a bit confused on what a NASCAR track is. "Logan," she asked, "what is a NASCAR track?"

Logan chuckles, "Calm down. We human have ways of making trips halfway across the world in only half a day. A trip across country wouldn't take more than a few hours if we went that way, if I can find tickets that is."

 

He shrugs, realizing he had begun to ramble, "Tell you what, I'll see if I can't get my brother on the phone. He works as a comp-sci - That's a computer scientist - for the Air Force. He might know something about random people showing up out of the blue."

 

"Are you really willing to do this Logan? It won't be to catastrophic to your checking account if you just take her around the country. But what if her friends aren't just here in America? Are you really going to do this for her..? Well, you did promise after all.

 

He stopped eating and looked at Twilight when she asked what a NASCAR track was, but refrained from laughter, as his mouth was full, and he couldn't really blame her, being new to this world. He swallowed and explained, "You said that Applejack was around a race car driver? A NASCAR track is what race car drivers race on. Why it's called NASCAR I honestly don't know."

 

Logan looked at her a bit longer than he'd meant to, but played it off quickly by asking, "So are your hair and eyes naturally those colors?"


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"The lamp woke me up. Thanks for that!" Colette answered. She watched as Rainbow traced the mark on her rear, as if she just now noticed it. She then turned her gaze to the door and headed inside.

Watching Rainbow Dash do that made her think back to that dream. Dream Rainbow Dash said she was really a pony, and that it was getting hard to hide things. Come to think of it, the Rainbow Dash on the roof was really struggling to keep her already weak cover… She then was asked to make a choice. Kill an evil Queen, or spare her, leaving her to do God-knows-what!

Colette was asked to make that choice, too. Queen… Chrysalis, wasn't it?? Crazy as it sounded, Colette was gonna look her up. Colette set to picking up the broken lamp, carefully picking up the majority of the ruined lamp and threw it into the trash can. She then came back out after picking up the broom and dustpan. She then went back out to sweep up the smaller pieces, all the while thinking of the dream, specifically, one of the lighter moments of the dream. Something Dream Rainbow Dash said. “...Pickle-barrel feathering kumquat,” she muttered, snickering a little at !that. Weird assed dream!

((Funny you mention that, Dawn! Colette works at a Hot Topic! Also, for a moment of cliched perfect timing, have Rainbow Dash come in the second she says that! Oh yeah, Dashie's should have both cutie marks on either side of her butt. Colette only saw one!))

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Liam shrugged. "I suppose they would be fairly different. Your bodies are a much different shape. I'll fold it for you. It takes a while to get the hang of folding clothes, especially since you haven't entirely gotten used to working with your hands yet. Actually, I think this shirt would look good on you. How about I show you to the changing room and you try it on?"

Star...had only just actually focused on the shirt and...she liked it. "I...I do kinda like it. I'm starting to kinda be happy that I ran into the shelf." She giggled and and hung the shirt over her shoulder as she looked around. "Changing room? Is that like a bathroom?" She asked.


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Star...had only just actually focused on the shirt and...she liked it. "I...I do kinda like it. I'm starting to kinda be happy that I ran into the shelf." She giggled and and hung the shirt over her shoulder as she looked around. "Changing room? Is that like a bathroom?" She asked.

 

Liam had to ponder her question for a moment. "In some ways, I suppose. It's a small, private room where people can change clothes  without being seen undressed by anyone. It's very convenient for trying on clothes and making sure you like them before you spend money on them." They walked through the store for a bit longer before arriving at the row of changing rooms. "Alright, just go in one of these rooms to change, and if you like how it looks on you, we'll buy it. Although you still have to change back afterwards until after we pay for it."


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Charles smiles, as he eating his food, take a napkin wipe his face off more and then looking into Rarity eyes. "You do make my life complete Rarity my sweet and you are everything to me too." Charles saying this as he was drinking his juice and wipe his face again and smiles too.

 

Rarity smiled; she had finally found her stallion. Now, if she could only find her friends...

 

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Cicada was starting to like Murray a lot, even think that she might have romantic love for him. This was not unknown among changelings, despite what a lot of ponies might think.

 

 


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(OOC: Actually, I'm a squosh disappointed the dialogue didn't contain "What am doing up? You're the one who's up! What are you doing half-naked on my roof!")

 

Rainbow climbed down as the sun climbed into the sky--for some reason she really wanted to get inside by Celestia' day now. Grabbing her pyjamas, she tried climbing down the way she'd come up, only to discover that doing down was a lot harder for groundpounders that going up, losing her footing and smacking face-first into the grass.

 

After lying there a minute--with her pride hurt more than anything else--Rainbow dash spat out some of the foulest-tasting grass she'd ever encountered and mumbled her way through the glass doors. That wasn't even stoning anymore. She was just plain falling.

 

Colette was sweeping up the pieces of the lamp--oh, yeah, forgot about that--as the girl mumbled under her breath.

 

"Pickel Barrel Kumuat," Rainbow chorused wearily, then sank back onto the couch. Even saying the words made her miss Pinkie Pie. She was a real pain sometimes, but....in a good way.

Then she turned around and looked over the back of the couch. "Hey, where'd you hear that from?"


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@@Pripyat Pony,@@Meteorite, Through the rest of the journey to the mall Chrysalis was looking around with great curiosity, admiring the constant flashing lights, the weird machinery, the clothes of the humans around her. It would certainly take a lot till she got used to that, she wasn't even used to this. On one turn of the road they got stuck for some time and she overheard outside music and a human's voice. 

 For some reason the song touched her... so much that she only noticed that she was distracted until both of them arrived at the mall's parking space. 
"Let's go David... Cicanda must be waiting." she said as they aproached the entrance of the mall. At the same time she entered with him the mall through the door and sent a message to Cicanda.
"I have just entered the mall... have you arrived yet? Where are you?"
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And thats where things were most likely going to get confusing. "Uh... well, i work as a Java code programmer. Its a language that computers recognise and understand. I ty-... well, i would have to show you once we get home. Its rather complicated if you don't know exactly what you are doing. Computers use no magic at all and its more complicated than just pictures on a screen" he explained as best he could. The only way to really explain to her was to show her.

 

*After a short period of time*

 

Magneus unlocked the door to the apartment and looked around really fast. "As i thought, Aly and Alex were already gone" he said and continued inside towards the computer. He quickly pressed the power button on the large-ish black rectangular box and waited for it to start up. "As for the question you asked earlier about getting a job... well, i don't know. If you are good with animals like you say, then maybe you should consider working as a veterinarian... ah, crap. Nevermind, that wouldn't work... well, maybe it would work. You could become a volunteer and they could sort of test you. I don't know if they do that sort of thing, but they might" he said, thinking over how and what she could do for getting money. The computer finished starting up and Magneus logged on to his screen and waited for it to get ready again. "Here in Scotland we don't use 'bits', we use pounds. Probably a lot different"

 

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Logan chuckles, "Calm down. We human have ways of making trips halfway across the world in only half a day. A trip across country wouldn't take more than a few hours if we went that way, if I can find tickets that is."

He shrugs, realizing he had begun to ramble, "Tell you what, I'll see if I can't get my brother on the phone. He works as a comp-sci - That's a computer scientist - for the Air Force. He might know something about random people showing up out of the blue.""Are you really willing to do this Logan? It won't be to catastrophic to your checking account if you just take her around the country. But what if her friends aren't just here in America? Are you really going to do this for her..? Well, you did promise after all.

He stopped eating and looked at Twilight when she asked what a NASCAR track was, but refrained from laughter, as his mouth was full, and he couldn't really blame her, being new to this world. He swallowed and explained, "You said that Applejack was around a race car driver? A NASCAR track is what race car drivers race on. Why it's called NASCAR I honestly don't know."

Logan looked at her a bit longer than he'd meant to, but played it off quickly by asking, "So are your hair and eyes naturally those colors?"

"I know in addition to this NASCAR driver," Twilight said, "Applejack is in the care of two high school students as well. If this race car driver travels around the country, then he might only be in the town for a week or so until he leaves for another race. Now that I think of it, I think Rainbow Dash, another one of my friends, might be interested in this NASCAR racing thing. But I have no clue where she might be." Realizing she has been rambling on, she then figured she'd answer Logan's question about her hair and eyes. "Yes, these are my natural colors, believe it or not. The only thing different is that in pony form, my skin is purple."

(OOC: leaving out details on skin color, as I don't want to appear racist)

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As they entered into the mall David glanced over to Chrysalis "hey listen um...sorry for not answering your question from before its just difficult to explain it what I mean is humans are born into this world with the knowledge of how it works" he turn forward and continue walking "maybe the best way to get to know it is probably observing the things around you...adapt" he looked over to find the elevator he took her inside and press for the sixth floor. He looked around for the woman's clothing section "Ah there it is" he said leading her to a rack of clothing "now you pick whatever you want"      

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"Iiiii...was never all that good with bits anyway," Fluttershy admitted sheepishly. "I don't mind that."

She hoofed at the screen--er, handed--something, she pointed at it. "I don't understand your job. Do you talk to computers? Is that it? Do they need talking to like apple trees to grow right?"

She pretended to be Magneus on the job, affecting the best human Glasgow accent she could. "Computer?" she grabbed a hold of the mouse and spoke into it as if it were a microphone. "Hello computer."

 

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Charles finally found a girlfriend, it Rarity as he smiles since he dating her form MLP his favor show and now he plan to help her find her friends too. Then his phone ring as he pick it up and turn to Rarity. "Excuse me love and I got to take this call." Then he went to answer. "Hello."

"Hay Friend, I found your friend Rarity friends and also I found a strange engr. singure too and it coming form Ohio but don't know what city it coming form." Charles friend saying.

"Ok trace it also tell me were Rarity friends is and I let her know too." Charles saying into the iPhone.

"I found one of her friends engr. singure that came out form some ware and I trace it to California but after that her sign rue dissaperd so I don't know what city in California were she land. So if you have Vacation time and I suggest you take it since you been working too hard for 2 months." Charles friend saying

Charles shaking his head while smiles and talk too.

"I know I know everyone been telling me that at work and I plan to take it anyway." Charles saying.

"Let the boss know you need some vacation time and this way you can spend time with your favor gal." Charles friend saying. "Also I know section 32 going to find this also and this won't look good."

Charles thinking that Section 32 a revved government agency will be snooping in NSA Business. "Tell them that since we are the highest government athorthey say it classified and this way they can't challenge it too."

"Ok will do and good luck on that." Charles Friend saying.

"Ok good luck too." Then they hang up and looking at Rarity. "Well my friend found one of your friends and I think she somewhere in California but don't know witch city it is so I plan to take a vacation and you can come with me to California."  Charles saying.

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