I stole food from Rarity.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

She was out saving the world, and I walked into her house (it was unlocked). I pigged out in her kitchen, and I stole a whole tin of brownies she made for Sweetie Belle and the Crusaders.

--and I'm not sorry.

 

further there is nothing you can do about it unless you want a brownie, cause I'll share with with my fellow nere-do-wells.

 

I won't get in trouble or go to jail because I scattered some flour on the floor and made fake raccoon tracks.

I'm getting away scott free! The perfect crime. Friends of Fluttershy will be blamed, not me.

 

Now who wants a brownie?

 

[The Soldier 2,044]

I'ma report you to da mods.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

It was racoons i tell ya! Fluttershy's critters are outa controll!

 

(Shh! I'll give ya TWO brownies if ya hush up!)

Edited May 21, 2013 by Silverhoof

[Doctor Shuu 797]

AH HA!

 

ANOTHER MUFFIN THEFT-

 

Wait. Brownies? GIMEE GIMME GIMME!!!

[stainesbrony 219]

Hmm... I'm willing to do a deal. Give me two, or I'll release Aran Ryan, Soda Popunski, Bald Bull, Super Macho Man and Mr. Sandman on you in a caged boxing ring.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

It was racoons i tell ya! Fluttershy's critters are outa controll!

 

(Shh! I'll give ya TWO brownies if ya hush up!)

Send one my way and I'll cover your tracks.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

I thought Rarity was the food. 

[Diamond* 531]

I'm gonna give her back WHEN shes home.  Rarity :3

[Silverhoof 2,844]

A brownie for everyone posting. That should cover my tracks.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

You should sneak in her house and spy on her in the shower.

[The Soldier 2,044]

A brownie for everyone posting. That should cover my tracks.

Really? I'm-a spam in this thread for more brownies.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You should sneak in her house and spy on her in the shower.

What? Will she look different than she normally does?

 

Really? I'm-a spam in this thread for more brownies.

No way. Most of them are for ME. Steal goodies from Pinkie if you dare.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

What? Will she look different than she normally does?

 

She will be soaking wet...dat wet mane, man.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

THIEVING MONGREL!

(I'll shut up for a brownie :3)

[Motion Spark 7,807]

did the brownies taste good?

 

she probably put laxatives in them c:

[Mephala 2,633]

I shan't eat those brownies, they're probably tainted by your evil touch.

And also junk food. :-(

I'M GONNA GET THE MODERA-wait, they've already been corrupted? Artemis, how could you?

Edited May 22, 2013 by Morrigan Aensland

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

You should sneak in her house and spy on her in the shower.

But won't the steam cover all the good bits?

[Champion RD92 8,658]

But won't the steam cover all the good bits?

 

Well, who says it has to be that steamy?

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

Well, who says it has to be that steamy?

Rarity is very hot, if you know what I mean, and the water would be way colder.

[The Soldier 2,044]

did the brownies taste good?

 

she probably put laxatives in them c:

Or aphrodisiac

[Motion Spark 7,807]

Or aphrodisiac

NO, LAXATIVES! :V

[The Soldier 2,044]

NO, LAXATIVES! :V

APHRODISIACS!!! :V

[Motion Spark 7,807]

APHRODISIACS!!! :V

LAXATIVES! >:V

[The Soldier 2,044]

LAXATIVES! >:V

So you're saying... Rarity put laxatives on her brownies in the first place to soften her stool?

 

 

 

APHRODISIACS! >:VV

[Motion Spark 7,807]

 

So you're saying... Rarity put laxatives on her brownies in the first place to soften her stool?

 

 

 

APHRODISIACS! >:VV

no... she put them for anyone that wanted to steal her brownies