The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[SkullcandyPegasus 603]

This is NOT good o-o I estimate a 1/10 chance at survival and only if I can hide.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

This is NOT good o-o I estimate a 1/10 chance at survival and only if I can hide.

No, don't hide! I'm not going to hurt you...

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

I'm screwed

 

I will fight back if he tries to kill me, though. -_-

[Xeltor23 704]

I basically cut the atmosphere in two on a distance bigger than the Atlantic Ocean with a single serious punch, I think I have a chance

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

[Xeltor23 704]

Not believing me? 

Edited June 1, 2015 by xeltor

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

I have an insatiable thirst for destruction.

The brittle, fragile, frail humans are,

after all, nothing more than discarded puppets.

"For what purpose was I created?"

Please tell me the answer...

Not believing me?

Edited June 2, 2015 by CinnamonPop

[Xeltor23 704]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm not all that threatened.

[Xeltor23 704]

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

2/10.

[SkullcandyPegasus 603]

Depends. probably about 50/50.

[gamecubeguy214 2,511]

6/10. If Master Hand and Crazy Hand have rekt me before, I'm pretty sure that could but me at a risk.

[Xeltor23 704]

Even if you're probably cannibal, I don't have much to fear

[Sir Cal Stonehoof 596]

Who are you? I see no threat here. 2/10

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Celestia.   I won't be able to win this fight...

[LittleMac 3,084]

.......crap, I'm screwed.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

.......crap, I'm screwed.

Mmm... Entertain me and I'll let you live. 

[LittleMac 3,084]

Mmm... Entertain me and I'll let you live.

Umm, ok...why did the pony cross the road? Because the government is corrupt (wait, I think I messed up the punchline...)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Umm, ok...why did the pony cross the road? Because the government is corrupt (wait, I think I messed up the punchline...)

That was awful.  :okiedokielokie: Two chances left.

[LittleMac 3,084]

That was awful. :okiedokielokie: Two chances left.

Uh, OK then D:

 

*juggles coconuts on a unicycle*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Uh, OK then D:

 

*juggles coconuts on a unicycle*

That was pretty good!  You may live. 

[LittleMac 3,084]

That was pretty good! You may live.

Phew

[Omar 692]

My reaction

[Misty Rose 3,215]

Pretty screwed