stainesbrony 219 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 Just type in your presidential campaign! (you don't have to be legally allowed to run for president to do this) For example: Vote stainesbrony for President! He will not screw up your economy, and will help you to have a better life! Also free* healthcare! Anyway, vote me for a less screwed-up economy! *You will need to pay 20% VAT for that STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY! My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298 Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 Vote for me Dawn, if you want to live in a secular America. An America where it's perfectly okay to smoke weed and own a gun. An America where you can marry someone of your own gender and be able to start a buissness with them. An America that welcomes it's immigrants and will defend the people's constitutional rights. We need REAL change, no more talk and no more complicated taxes. As president I'll show you want freedom's all about. Vote Dawn 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Squishy Skies~ 756 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 Free blueberry muffins for everypony! Rabbit-Kin ~Paris' Waifu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Quill 1,186 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 "Free Beers and Topless Blondes for all!~" 2 ✧ Made by Azura, Much Appreciated ✧ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,856 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 "Free Beers and Topless Blondes for all!~" I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever go for this. "Vote Plummu-chan desu ne ka kawaii wake ga nai bakayaro and you will probably receive nothing, but that's still more than what the previous guy offered." You'll be entranced by me ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 "Free Beers and Topless Blondes for all!~" I think I want to be a member of your political party... If I was running I would...heck. How the heck can i top that?!! SAKURA BLOOM FOR PRESIDENT! 1 UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesbie 33 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 Vote For me and I won't bullsh*t you with promises!....And that is a promis! Won't forget, can't regretWhat I did for love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 I strive to be more than America's first British president. Vote for me and I will provide every American with free healthcare. You also need not worry about all these breaches of privacy you've been hearing about: I will strive to protect the privacy of every single American person. I do poetry. Give it a read? http://highonpoems.com/poet/ed_gosling Many thanks to weirdokitterz for the awesome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReverseFaller 2,484 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 Vote for me, a real American. I'm not a puppet bought by bankers, and my intentions are just. I don't intend on stripping your freedoms away slowly like our past presidents have. I don't intend on killing innocents with a false flag attack, to start an unjust war. In my America, you can own a gun. You can marry someone who shares the same gender as you. My America won't bully the world. My America will not be a warmongering one. My America won't give money away to those who want to kill us. I want to help the people of this once great nation. I want to cure the country of it's cancerous corruption. My America won't fund terrorism. My America will be free. My America won't be bound by the chains of Political correctness. My America will be great! Credit for the signature goes to Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 Vote for me. Why? I dunno. Just vote. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 July 6, 2013 Share July 6, 2013 I strive to be more than America's first British president. Vote for me and I will provide every American with free healthcare. You also need not worry about all these breaches of privacy you've been hearing about: I will strive to protect the privacy of every single American person. LOL if you weren't born in America you can't be president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 July 7, 2013 Author Share July 7, 2013 LOL if you weren't born in America you can't be president. I said that you don't need to be legally eligible to run for president to post here. STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY! My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298 Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 July 7, 2013 Share July 7, 2013 Vote for an honest candidate who doesn't promise an impossible Utopia like his opponents. Vote for lower taxes and less pointless pork barrel spending. Vote for progress with our broken nation. I will keep us safe from foreign threats, strengthen our police and military, and promote the document our founding fathers built this great nation on. Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 July 7, 2013 Share July 7, 2013 "Free Beers and Topless Blondes for all!~" You guys just can't top this. How can you debate a guy passing free beer and topless blondes out to the audience? Give up now. I'm voting for Sakura Bloom! UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphire Quill 1,186 July 7, 2013 Share July 7, 2013 You guys just can't top this. How can you debate a guy passing free beer and topless blondes out to the audience? Give up now. I'm voting for Sakura Bloom! I Like your Thinking My Man! ✧ Made by Azura, Much Appreciated ✧ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 July 7, 2013 Share July 7, 2013 You guys just can't top this. How can you debate a guy passing free beer and topless blondes out to the audience? Give up now. I'm voting for Sakura Bloom! Free liquor and topless supermodels if I win! Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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