Kill the user above with the item they give you!

[Sky Cutter 294]

I make paper airplanes with that paper, air raid, they bomb you

 

i leave a jar of pickled haring

[DigitalRocket 185]

are you sure you don't mean herring? anyways

 

i take it and beat you to death with it

 

i leave a bag full of batteries

[CrimsonWeb 786]

I make the barres explosive and throw them at you

 

I leave a waterbottle

[DigitalRocket 185]

 

i leave a pie-flavored pie.

[Concerto Dusk 240]

i eat the pie but spill a peice into vynils bass cannon, causing it to overload killing 

 

i leave a potato peeler

Edited January 30, 2014 by mirrorwing

[DigitalRocket 185]

I shove your face in it.

 

I leave a letter

 

also dat spelling of vinyl doe.

Edited February 6, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[Book Horse 12]

I put a tape recorder in with the story War and Peace recorded, and it's read in extreme slow motion.  You die from boredom.

 

I leave Twilight Sparkle.

[Toon Richard 534]

Its the Twilight Sniper Sparkle, who 1HKO's you with her sniper rifle.

I leave Sandvich, a purely healing item.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I shove it down your throat in a may that causes you to choke to death on it.

 

I leave a tiger.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

I have the tiger eat you

 

I leave video games

[DigitalRocket 185]

I get you addicted to them so you forget to eat and starve to death.

 

I leave a cookie.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

I put it into cookie clicker, and you eat it.

 

I leave your avatar

[DigitalRocket 185]

It eats you, omnomnomnom.

 

I leave some pasta.

[CrimsonWeb 786]

I shove it down your air ways and it kills you with its good taste

 

I leave skype

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

i hack trough skype system making you take contact with al queida, black van in front of your home, good bye, say hello to cia and fbi

 

i leave  a Tesla Coil

[CrimsonWeb 786]

I lazor you

 

I leave MLP forums

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

i call our chainsawed friend that pursue who leaves

 

i leave a nuclear device

[CrimsonWeb 786]

I blow it up in your face

 

I leave Doc Volt :3

[Toon Richard 534]

He Scores revenge, and dominates you in TF2.

I leave  Steam, with GMod installed

[CrimsonWeb 786]

I have G-Man come and kill you

 

I leave Bananas

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I  implant a bomb into the banana, then hand it to you, run, and remotely detonate the bomb.

 

I leave a lion.

Edited February 6, 2014 by The Questioner

[DigitalRocket 185]

The lion maul you to death

 

i leave a can of pork and beans

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

wait for it to rot, then show the can down your troath

 

i leave my EVBFG10000 (even bigger fucking gun 10000)

[Toon Richard 534]

It goes boom.

Not big surprise.

I leave my signature

Edited February 9, 2014 by Toon Richard

[Judgement 445]

I use your signature to buy stuff and rack up debt. You die from not being able to buy food.

 

I leave a highly addictive video game behind.

Edited February 10, 2014 by Judgement