Kill the user above with the item they give you!

[Guest]

i just leave your complicated deathtrap and wait for you to check it *SNAP*

 

I leave a Strawbear

[Dreadmallon 353]

   I put it on the road, and I smash your head against it.

 

   Air.

[Guest]

I take it away from you.

 

I leave a soyuz spacecraft.

[Senor Citizen 516]

I land it on your grandmother, then shoot you in the head when you go to her funeral.

I leave my damn bare hands.

[Guest]

i tie them to the back of a launching rocket. *waves goodbye*

I leave rocket fuel.

[DR Leper Lupinstein 410]

i light the gas in it and melt the skin off your upper body .

 

i leave The country of Switzerland

[Nerdy Luigi 2,065]

I order the Swiss army to invade your house and burn you with flamethrowers. (They probably are desperate to kill, the country has never went to war)

 

I leave a stuffed animal.

[DR Leper Lupinstein 410]

 i wait till you go to sleep and then suffocate you with the stuffed animal

 

i leave a 1G SD card

[Kbblender 122]

I curse the stuffed animal and put it in a shop where you are sure to see it and make it at a great sale, so you have to buy it.  When you touch it, it transports you back in time, and since the universe is constantly moving, you appear in space with the teddy bear, and die of asphyxiation.

 

Post ninja edit: I fill your SD card with unspeakable horrors such as badly written fanfictions and plug it into your laptop, killing you instantly when you see them.

 

I leave behind a red balloon at the scene of the crime accidentally.

Edited July 18, 2013 by BroWhovian TestSubject

[Lonely 93]

i choke you with the ballon. I leave a broken toaster

[Kbblender 122]

I electrocute you with a spark from the broken toaster and leave behind bread crumbs too small to choke on...

[Totally Ducklett 181]

I stick the breadcrumbs in a enlarging machine and then drop them on you from a crane... but I leave behind the crane O.O

[Gay Bird 421]

I load up a 16 ton weight on to the crate and drop it on to a seesaw with you on the other end launching you into the volcano. All that's left is the shattered bits of a seesaw.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

I load up a 16 ton weight on to the crate and drop it on to a seesaw with you on the other end launching you into the volcano. All that's left is the shattered bits of a seesaw.

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

[toby rogers 258]

i temporarily shrink the shattered bits of the seesaw and feed them to you then they go back to there original size and kill you

 

i leave h2o

[Lonely 93]

i take it away from you and let you die from dehdrahyon. I leave annoying orange

[Kbblender 122]

I leave the orange with you so that eventually it says knife, and you are killed by a giant knife.  I leave behind a bloody sock.

[Lonely 93]

i choke you to death with the bloody sock. I leave behind chuck norris

[Guest]

I tell chuck norris, that you are unworthy.

 

I leave derpy.

[Lonely 93]

i make derpy discorded and tell her to be mean and make go suicide. I leave myself

[Guest]

I kill you.

I bury your body.

I leave no evidence.

 

NOONE DISCORDS DERPY!!! :angry:

Edited July 18, 2013 by Guest

[Kbblender 122]

seeing as you left behind nothing, I increase that nothing to a size that engulfs you completely, leaving you asphyxiated in a realm of darkness.

 

I leave behind a void ship which can travel into the void between dimensions, the realm of nothing some call Hell.

[Toon Richard 534]

I suffocate you in a plastic bag.
I leave 3 Minecraft dirt blocks, 2 Minecraft pistons, 8 Pieces of redstone dust, and one redstone block.

[Guest]

I dont like minecraft ( everyone go crazy )  so i take your things and throw them at you. You die from internal bleedings.

 

I leave a spork ( the child from a spoon and a fork.  Those things, that are handy for long hikes.)

[Half-Note 273]

I force feed you poison with the spork, I leave behind Chemical X.