Weapons that should of been made in WW1/2 (silly)

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All the in the title everypony! 

Just post silly "weapons" that should of been invented in the Great War and World War II! 

 

Example!  

 

Name: Project Potato Wedge 

 

Built by: Who else, the Russians! 

 

Purpose: A  "War Winning" WMD (Weapon of Mass Destruction) Built by Russian scientist. 

 

Effects: A viral infection that would turn everything into some form of delicious potato wedge, filling the hunger problem for Russia and eliminating their enemies. 

 

Reason of Deniability for Produce: Stalin ate the Prototype....

[Smarts 1,620]

Name: Dinner Blaster

 

Built by: Murica

 

Purpose: Fires cheeseburgers

 

Effects: makes enemies fat

 

Reason for deniability for produce: It was too stupid to comprehend, but the real reason is that Murica didn't want to give up their burgers.

 

Free hugs for anyone who gets the reference.

[Viking 60]

Name: Hell fire

 

Built by: Germans

 

Purpose: Alot of flaming arrows

 

Effects: They would have to fight in the shade, but thats why they're on fire.

 

Reason for deniability for produce: The world fears merciless weaponry

 

Seriously man, a axe swing to the chest leaves a more gruesome mark then a few bullets.

[HunterScars 505]

name : eeerrrrgasm ray

 

built: Australian's  

 

purpose: to make any invading army involuntarily cream their pants 

 

effect: to busy creaming them selves to fight or continue invading 

 

reason for deniability: weapon was deemed to cruel