Ask a Rainbow Factory supervisor

[Moniker 93]

Hello there, I'm Click, I'm a Rainbow Factory worker I work as a Supervisor with Rainbow Dash, I was allowed to answer an questions you give me, I know everything that our head supervisor does, so you may also ask anything accounting to what you would ask Rainbow Dash. Ask away, but be warned it might be shocking.  

[lighting flash 207]

Do you enjoy your work?

[Moniker 93]

*Sigh* The first murder, that scream, it never gets out of your head, however after your fifth kill you tend to feel nothing, can I say that I am proud of myself, well no,  so I am just surviving not liking my job, but not hating it either. So I don't enjoy my work, though I am happy that I am making every other pony happy.  

[Oblivion 20,271]

So then what happened to this guy? Did you find him and kill him after he escaped?

[Ihei 714]

Hey! Um, do you like your job?

[Moniker 93]

@,

Of course, we found him, brought him back, and I took care of him personally.

 

 

Hey! Um, do you like your job?

Look up at the second comment of this that'll answer your question.

[Oblivion 20,271]

What do you do with all the bodies?

[Moniker 93]

Let's just say, well, let's just say that's also where electricity for Cloudsdale comes from. 

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

How would you feel if I called the authorities on you? 

[Moniker 93]

Well, you'll be used as power for Cloudsdale if you report me. 

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

What about the injunction of operations that the Ministry of Defence sent you several months ago, telling you the Rainbow Factory was no longer necessary?

[Moniker 93]

 

What about the injunction of operations that the Ministry of Defence sent you several months ago, telling you the Rainbow Factory was no longer necessary?

 

*Smile evilly* "This year there is no ministry of Defense...anymore." 

Edited July 13, 2013 by Agent Smith

[OneTrickPony 64]

Are you afraid of Rainbow dash?

[Moniker 93]

*Tap muzzle* "Meh, sometimes, it depends on the occasion, when she kills some-pony and looks at me wired then I'm scared of her, but often I am not,"  

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Well, you'll be used as power for Cloudsdale if you report me. 

 

How do you intend to find me?

 

And if you do find me, how do you intend on taking me?

[Moniker 93]

I have my ways. *Nod* "Look for D1scordant, NOW!" "Feel happy, your the only ones that are allowed to leave the Rainbow Factory.  

[OneTrickPony 64]

What would be your reaction if you were called to be turned into A rainbow?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

What would you and all the others at the Rainbow Factory do if I found a way of making rainbows without needing to kill ponies? A way that is also alot more efficient?

[Moniker 93]

*Sigh* "If you did, I'd ask you please tell us, I am sad whenever we kill some-pony,"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Right, I shall start work immediatly. I do wonder, however, how Rainbow Dash would take it.

Edited July 14, 2013 by Questioner

[Moniker 93]

Right, I shall start work immediatly. I do wonder, however, how Rainbow Dash would take it.

"Be right back" *Knock Knock* R...Rainbow D...Dash m...mam some-pony is working on a new way to make rainbows, this is a life saver to me,"  "I'm back she wants it as soon as you can,"

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

Right, I shall need a detailed analysis of the chemical compisition of the average rainbow. I could always pop over to do the analysis if that is one has not been done?

[OneTrickPony 64]

May I suggest that what would happen if we used crayons instead of ponies

[Stormy Shock 28]

yes me and Winter Freeze just moved here to equestria and were head managers from our own rainbow factorys and expect a full display and presentation to local rainbow factorys

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Can we use paint instead of ponies D: first pinkie then dashie!